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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Gonzo McFee posted:

These people have absolutely no authority, power or respect in their own homes and need to be able to threaten someone's livelihood to get their own way. Serfs in their own home. Pitiful.

It's very reminiscent of Frances Barber threatening to sack her Polish cleaner because someone was mildly critical of her online.

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
In non-death plague news

https://twitter.com/PSB_HQ/status/1260620528416632833

British bands will now need a customs document to play in Northern Ireland

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

baka kaba posted:

I mean honestly in this case they just out-lawyered him. He misquoted the document he was quoting and they used it to neuter his argument. This is meant to be his special skill and they forensicked him up real nice


which journo was it that was defending "arbeit macht frei" as having a good point, actually

Honestly I've forgotten and I live my life as a catalogue of the crimes of columnists. I want to say Iain Duncan Smith.


Firos posted:

It's very reminiscent of Frances Barber threatening to sack her Polish cleaner because someone was mildly critical of her online.

Sarah Ditum's husband is a loving Minecraft youtuber. He can't walk away from his virtual legos to do a bit of hoovering. Utterly seen off.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/JohnConnorM/status/1260586323791970309?s=20

This is very funny imo

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

XMNN posted:

parry riposte


he was actually quoting a different bit of the document to the one his and the downing street spokesman were quoting, which does seem to support his argument

but the corrections and counter corrections basically means anyone who isn't terminally politics brained is going to understand or care

e: like, they're arguing about whether the government actually technically said it was unlikely that people would get it in care homes, when the fundamental point is actually that the government has already killed 20,000 people in care homes whether through malice or negligence, and is soon going to kill many more

yeah he left himself open to being argued down on technicalities, is what I mean really. To make this kind of thing work you either need to be in an arena where there are rules and arbiters (a court), or you need to be so good you close down any counterarguments before they can happen. And that last one's a gamble anyway, too much nuance and detail just makes people tune out so they'll never remember you were right - but giving people an opening to twist your technical argument against you is just sloppy

I guess we'll see if the media gives his arguments any airtime, because he is right, but they need journalists to take up that line of attack too for it to have any impact

Gonzo McFee posted:

Honestly I've forgotten and I live my life as a catalogue of the crimes of columnists. I want to say Iain Duncan Smith.

I'm guessing Ron Liddle or Littlejohn, who kind of blend together in my mind anyway. I think it's the hair

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Gonzo McFee posted:

"Clean my toilet, for your self esteem"

Is a loving hell of a middle class take even when there's not a plague on.

It's a fascinating example of the Yes Minister effect. Something must be done, this is something, therefore, we must do it.

Having a job gives people self esteem.

This is a job, therefore it must give people self esteem.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

no it was some rando (well to me anyway) but predictably published by the Heil

quote:

The Daily Mail has been embarrassed into deleting an offensive paragraph from an online contribution to its website.

A piece headlined Why our new legions of unemployed graduates need to adjust their expectations, by Dominique Jackson, contained this extraordinary paragraph:

"The German slogan 'Arbeit Macht Frei' is somewhat tainted by its connection with Nazi concentration camps, but its essential message, 'work sets you free' still has something serious to commend it.

There is dignity to be gained from any job, no matter how menial, and for young people at the start of their careers, there are valuable lessons to be learned from any form of employment, whether that is on the factory floor, on a supermarket till or in the contemporary hard labour camp of a merchant bank or law office."

:godwin::actually:

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Gonzo McFee posted:

Honestly I've forgotten and I live my life as a catalogue of the crimes of columnists. I want to say Iain Duncan Smith.


Sarah Ditum's husband is a loving Minecraft youtuber. He can't walk away from his virtual legos to do a bit of hoovering. Utterly seen off.

Lmao he works for people I used to play WoW with what the gently caress.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Firos posted:

It's very reminiscent of Frances Barber threatening to sack her Polish cleaner because someone was mildly critical of her online.

That's amazing, I need context.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

stev posted:

That's amazing, I need context.

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




XMNN posted:

The testing target was missed again yesterday (although they forgot to mark it on their chart for some reason so I've done it for them)



Are they still pretending that they are going to hit 200,000 a day in two weeks/that they are working on the sort of testing program we would need if they actually wanted to control the virus?


It doesn't matter because the most brokebrained Tory voting fuckwits are already making excuses for it. I've been presented with:

"The 100,000 test figure was valid because it's not the governments fault people didn't return tests they'd been sent in the post on time to be counted"

"People are going to order tests and not use them until they think they've got it so it's not the governments fault they can't complete all the tests they send out"

"Obviously they can only test people who want to be tested so if less than 100,000 people a day want testing it's going to be under"

All by the same twat, as it happens.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Gonzo McFee posted:

Sarah Ditum's husband is a loving Minecraft youtuber. He can't walk away from his virtual legos to do a bit of hoovering. Utterly seen off.

https://twitter.com/sineadactually/status/1260612906879770626

i can't wait until he makes a serious statement on his twitter feed defending exactly how much cleaning he does around the house

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
I'm enjoying the Guardian finding the courage to mildly criticise Boris and the tories now that there's no chance of it affecting an election

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

On Channel 4 news just now a bloke was vox popped in a garden centre. He had white hair and a bright blue tracksuit, and said if lockdown hadn't been relaxed we'd all become, quote, "zombies"

It's official: someone's resurrected Jimmy Savile

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
https://twitter.com/MandoParty/status/1260635476278550539

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/VictoriaPeckham/status/1260564555954032650

Completely unserious people.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I think everyone should just get off twitter tbh. Come back and join those of us who never left web 1.0 :coffeepal:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



crispix posted:

I think everyone should just get off twitter tbh. Come back and join those of us who never left web 1.0 :coffeepal:

<marquee>Hell yeah!</marquee>

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

crispix posted:

I think everyone should just get off twitter tbh. Come back and join those of us who never left web 1.0 :coffeepal:

But where will I see my public meltdowns of highly paid public figures attacking the gay socialist because he said you should pay your cleaners and do your own cleaning during a pandemic in what is clearly the most powerful form of passive aggressive mum energy I've ever seen?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i'm blocked by her lol

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



stev posted:

That's amazing, I need context.



bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

that woman is a nutter

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




:laffo::wtc:

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...


Francis Barber: How dare you criticize me! I'm going to fire my cleaner over this, but it's all your fault!

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

bornbytheriver posted:

that woman is a nutter

https://twitter.com/VictoriaPeckham/status/1260609700330196992

Imagine writing this because you can't be hosed to do your own housework

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Prostitution pays like £120 an hour, set your own hours, work from home...

Cleaning B-teir columnist toilet pays minimum wage and you have to play along with their sad as gently caress expectations on the working class.

But its sucking dick that's degrading.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Wolfsbane posted:

I do wonder if Starmer is a more "effective" opposition leader just because he's not a threat to the establishment, so they feel safe to criticise the Tories. I can't help feeling that if there was a Communist Socialist Trostkyite Cult Leader in charge of Labour we'd still be seeing zero criticism of the government.

You're over complicating it. Starmer is a more effective leader of the opposition in the eyes of the press because he offers no opposition at all. They think that the proper role of the opposition is to allow the pretence that we are not a dictatorship.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There's been some loving A-grade twitter melting down these last few pages.

:sbahj::perfect:

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

peanut- posted:

https://twitter.com/VictoriaPeckham/status/1260609700330196992

Imagine writing this because you can't be hosed to do your own housework

What an idiot.

Neither is acceptable in a pandemic unless you already live with the person you're paying to do the thing.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Someone message the cleaning woman and she can decide which she'd prefer.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

thespaceinvader posted:

I genuinely don't understand how people can have watch Trump for the past oh god it's been nearly FIVE loving years, and still not understand how fascists win arguments.

Tbf sometimes he wins by being an unironic king and spitting truths




It would be pathetic at any time but a rhetoric arguing for poorer people to literally risk death it's just exquisite.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

thespaceinvader posted:

What an idiot.

Neither is acceptable in a pandemic unless you already live with the person you're paying to do the thing.
I've been paying sex workers during the pandemic, you should too.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

Prostitution pays like £120 an hour, set your own hours, work from home...

Cleaning B-teir columnist toilet pays minimum wage and you have to play along with their sad as gently caress expectations on the working class.

But its sucking dick that's degrading.

I wonder if she thinks people should be grateful for the opportunity to suck dick as it gives them a sense of purpose in life.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Guavanaut posted:

I've been paying sex workers during the pandemic, you should too.

Paying sex workers is fine. I would also encourage it. Heck, booking your post-quarantine BJ is probably fine, just like a lot of people have been buying vouchers for drinks whenever they can get back to the pub, to help the pub stay viable.

Paying them to perform physical sex acts on your person when you don't live in the same house is not.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's funny (it isn't) that one of the SWERF comebacks about how sex work isn't like other work was based around how punters expect sex workers to expose themselves to deadly viral diseases like HIV as part of 'paying more for no condom' etc., which makes their "actually my cleaner likes working during a pandemic" comments even more loving gross.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You could argue that the rates should be equivalent.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
But I provide anti-bac gel.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Swerfs are all middle class because every person who has worked minimum wage or care work with no way out has had that brief moment in their ninth hour of work, body aching, sticky, degraded, miserable thinking "if I'd sucked a dick I'd have made as much money and be home right now"

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



You guys are getting paid to suck dick? :catstare:

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Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Ms Adequate posted:

You guys are getting paid to suck dick? :catstare:

It's the grimmest possible dick. It's not your cute pink groomed penis it's nasty hairy dick they earn that money.

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