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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Just a lad letting off from pressure from the lockdown


https://www.espn.com/soccer/angers/story/4092713/angers-midfielder-el-melali-apologises-after-arrest-for-public-masturbation

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Second time he's been arrested for this lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


love that he apologises to everyone except the woman he’s creeping on

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Banging one from 30 yds.



Could have been legendary if only he was wearing his kit

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Nah, then he's just another full kit wanker.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

nothing Angers a man like blue balls

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




More like Fiddle el Mewilly

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


quote:

"These last few days have been very hard -- mentally and physically," he said on Instagram. "Coping with criticism and judgement is tough. I understand that those who received the information cannot tolerate such behaviour.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I like how all his lawyer could say was basically “well he wasn’t raping anyone”

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Do things happening to footballers count itt? Dele Alli got robbed at knifepoint at his house which is kinda loving scary!


https://onefootball.com/en/news/tottenhams-dele-alli-injured-in-knifepoint-robbery-at-his-home-29916142

It sounds like he got punched a couple of times but not seriously hurt. Blimey!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

More people should punch Dele Alli in the face.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Shrapnig posted:

More people should punch Dele Alli in the face.

Only if they have the proper PPE.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

More people should punch Dele Alli in the face.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It’s lovely that at times like this we can all agree it’s important to punch dele Alli in the face

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Don't touch ANYONE'S faces right now.

Remember everyone;

Stay Alert

Kick Dele Alli in the Balls

Control the Virus

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hudson-Odoi being a very bad boy


https://www.espn.com/soccer/chelsea/story/4096142/chelseas-hudson-odoi-arrested-after-incident-with-woman

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
Hudson-Oh, Boy...

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020
“I read the news today, Odoi”

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


The other football but but this is too good/bad not to share:
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/14/us/nfl-players-wanted-alleged-armed-robbery-spt/index.html

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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That's just a weekend in Flawrida

e: South Korea football league imposes record fine on FC Seoul over sex dolls outrage

Weaponized Cum fucked around with this message at 05:50 on May 21, 2020

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014






https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/feb/11/adam-johnson-manchester-city

Skyfire
Jul 2, 2004

Don't worry, I think that article is safe from him.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Skyfire posted:

Don't worry, I think that article is safe from him.

:golfclap:

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020

Skyfire posted:

Don't worry, I think that article is safe from him.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Skyfire posted:

Don't worry, I think that article is safe from him.

:holymoley:

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Skyfire posted:

Don't worry, I think that article is safe from him.

Now that's class

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Jason Sextro posted:

Now that's class

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
not literally a footballer I suppose but:

https://twitter.com/kirkkorner/status/1272478826241691648?s=19

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Holy poo poo, piss

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Bundy posted:

Holy poo poo, pissssssssssss

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SteffanBlayney/status/1273149638623866885?s=20

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/status/1274042710081654784

An entire league going feral.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



loving disgraceful stuff but a pro click

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Simone Poodoin posted:

loving disgraceful stuff but a pro click

More to highlight the corruption in Russia than the Roni

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Holy poo poo an absolute pro click thread. My favorite:


https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/status/1274149678347628549?s=20

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Shrapnig posted:

More to highlight the corruption in Russia than the Roni

Yeah that's what I thought too.

Munin
Nov 14, 2004



He made the most saves in one match in the league ever...

[edit] Also the great save from the penalty which was totally a dive and the blatant offside goal for the 2-1.

Munin fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jun 21, 2020

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Munin posted:

He made the most saves in one match in the league ever...

[edit] Also the great save from the penalty which was totally a dive and the blatant offside goal for the 2-1.

At least we get a cool hero out of that shitshow

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

trem_two posted:

At least we get a cool hero out of that shitshow

all those kids are dead inside now

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