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Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Rinse Pubis

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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
i don't know if daily desk calendars still exist but can you imagine coming into work and ripping a piece of paper off to reveal "in this day Donald Trump did/said this completely bonkers rear end thing and nobody seemed to do anything about it!"

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
fun facts!

LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx
The entire Michael Dukakis turkey carcass saga:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2015/11/25/michael-dukakis-loves-turkey-carcasses/0HQOSqiAfWBEdxh6di5ofM/story.html
https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2015/11/27/readers-leave-turkey-carcasses-dukakis-home/uifGk5B6xQw63kiYzvqN9K/story.html
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2019/11/27/michael-dukakis-turkey-carcasses

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
I think I posted about her before but terry schiavo

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
https://twitter.com/StealYoRedBull/status/1260686200253251584?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mooyashi posted:

i don't know if daily desk calendars still exist but can you imagine coming into work and ripping a piece of paper off to reveal "in this day Donald Trump did/said this completely bonkers rear end thing and nobody seemed to do anything about it!"

Not remotely true. Why, he was roundly and widely condemned

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DoubleDonut posted:

I think I posted about her before but terry schiavo

Another type of turkey carcass

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

Not remotely true. Why, he was roundly and widely condemned

also nancy pelosi clapped sarcastically at him once (then denied it was sarcastic) and also ripped up a paper behind him at his SOTU speech. i dunno what else anyone expects her to do!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Someone calming to be brazil said that sex longer than 2 minutes was socialism or something I forget the context does anyone remember

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

DoubleDonut posted:

I think I posted about her before but terry schiavo

Jeb!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone calming to be brazil said that sex longer than 2 minutes was socialism or something I forget the context does anyone remember

I doubt they were being serious because Brazil is probably the sex-havingest place in the world, but JFK was reportedly a minute man

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I just remembered that Jared Kushner couldn't get security clearance because he kept "forgetting" things that needed to be disclosed and that he was a security risk because of his massive debts to other countries and then Trump made them give him security clearance anyway.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Beto standing on tables

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

net work error posted:

Beto standing on tables

Really just everything about Beto

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

WampaLord posted:

Really just everything about Beto



lmao flying annie leibowitz to texas to take pictures of beto goddamn o'rourke is peak lib singularity

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Eat This Glob posted:

lmao flying annie leibowitz to texas to take pictures of beto goddamn o'rourke is peak lib singularity

lol no, this is the lib singularity

a scene so depressingly effete that it is likely where reality begin to disintegrate

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

lol no, this is the lib singularity

a scene so depressingly effete that it is likely where reality begin to disintegrate



This is my personal landmark for completely losing all faith in government.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

lol no, this is the lib singularity

a scene so depressingly effete that it is likely where reality begin to disintegrate



gently caress, i forgot all about gates having to sit down and drink a beer with a cop. ew

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Filthy Hans posted:

I doubt they were being serious because Brazil is probably the sex-havingest place in the world, but JFK was reportedly a minute man

They were being serious

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
And having a lot doesn't always mean you're good at it. Take me, for example

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

And having a lot doesn't always mean you're good at it. Take me, for example, please!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

just remembered the time when the Olympic swimming teams were getting chemical burns and infections from swimming in the Rio water

also literally everything about Sochi, but especially the roving packs of dogs that took over after the Olympic village was abandoned

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Filthy Hans posted:

just remembered the time when the Olympic swimming teams were getting chemical burns and infections from swimming in the Rio water

also literally everything about Sochi, but especially the roving packs of dogs that took over after the Olympic village was abandoned

I mean the good news for the IOC is that they now can't get worse than this year unless somehow they manage to hold the nega-olympics in 2024

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

just remembered the time when the Olympic swimming teams were getting chemical burns and infections from swimming in the Rio water

also literally everything about Sochi, but especially the roving packs of dogs that took over after the Olympic village was abandoned

Load-bearing tarp.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Load-bearing tarp.

That time a hard rock hotel collapsed and killed some construction workers, so the owners threw a tarp over one of the dead bodies and nobody knew until it blew off a few months later

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Filthy Hans posted:

just remembered the time when the Olympic swimming teams were getting chemical burns and infections from swimming in the Rio water

also literally everything about Sochi, but especially the roving packs of dogs that took over after the Olympic village was abandoned

phelps getting tut tutted for smoking weed

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Ziv Zulander posted:

That time a hard rock hotel collapsed and killed some construction workers, so the owners threw a tarp over one of the dead bodies and nobody knew until it blew off a few months later

is the corpse still there

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Tarp Man

TARP - the Troubled Asset Relief Program

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Kitfox88 posted:

is the corpse still there

The construction company got a sweetheart deal and were given permission to tear down the surrounding three buildings because it was the only way to do get the body out safely (never mind that they wanted those building torn down at the start but were refused), so presumably not

Granted, it wouldn’t surprise me if the body was still there. Ya never do know

former glory
Jul 11, 2011



At least once a week. This wasteland of a man on his big Middle East journey with the soldiers weeks into the new admin swap. Proceeds to get thoroughly owned and manipulated by MBS, sets up an arms deal, likely OK's the Khashoggi murder with MBS.

Someone posted a great twitter feed of the whole trip in a ~bobby's first trip to the middle east!~ captioning of all the pictures, but I can't find it. :negative:

e: the sport coat under the kevlar :classiclol:

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

my ex's sister went to beijing during the 2008 olympics, fell into an open manhole, and died, and it wasn't reported for over a week because Olympics. manhole cover theft was apparently a huge problem because of the price of scrap iron

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

more falafel please posted:

my ex's sister went to beijing during the 2008 olympics, fell into an open manhole, and died, and it wasn't reported for over a week because Olympics. manhole cover theft was apparently a huge problem because of the price of scrap iron

drat. I stepped on a loose cover in China but only my leg would fit. (No I wasn't that fat, it just was a non-man hole.) Some guy in a uniform ran over to yell at me while I was trying to extricate myself.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Did you smile and nod along. Maybe a thumbs up

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Did you smile and nod along. Maybe a thumbs up

*Answering your avatar text* Yeah

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

3D Megadoodoo posted:

drat. I stepped on a loose cover in China but only my leg would fit. (No I wasn't that fat, it just was a non-man hole.) Some guy in a uniform ran over to yell at me while I was trying to extricate myself.

the details were super spotty when the story came out, plus my ex and i had already broken up, so i didn't press for a ton of details, but i'm guessing it was like, a big-rear end manhole. there's a good chance she was drunk too, not that that makes it less bad.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Ziv Zulander posted:

That time a hard rock hotel collapsed and killed some construction workers, so the owners threw a tarp over one of the dead bodies and nobody knew until it blew off a few months later

How one of the construction workers tried really hard to warn people that the hotel was going to collapse and instead of listening to him the authorities deported him because he was undocumented and then the hotel collapsed and people died.

longview
Dec 25, 2006

heh.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone calming to be brazil said that sex longer than 2 minutes was socialism or something I forget the context does anyone remember

https://twitter.com/realjuliasong/status/1199491504550666240?lang=en

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


fecundate me daddy

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:

lol no, this is the lib singularity

a scene so depressingly effete that it is likely where reality begin to disintegrate



and it solved police brutality to black people forever

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