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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

he's getting a pretty intense ocular patdown

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cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


former glory posted:



At least once a week. This wasteland of a man on his big Middle East journey with the soldiers weeks into the new admin swap. Proceeds to get thoroughly owned and manipulated by MBS, sets up an arms deal, likely OK's the Khashoggi murder with MBS.

Someone posted a great twitter feed of the whole trip in a ~bobby's first trip to the middle east!~ captioning of all the pictures, but I can't find it. :negative:

e: the sport coat under the kevlar :classiclol:

Reminds me of Paul Bremer tbh

3D Megadoodoo posted:

it just was a non-man hole

Cmon man

It's called a vagina

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and it solved police brutality to black people forever

"I get a free beer? Let's go hunting, boys!"

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


hallebarrysoetoro posted:

lol no, this is the lib singularity

a scene so depressingly effete that it is likely where reality begin to disintegrate



Once again, the lib with the most power to fix something is shifting the responsibility for solving a systematic issue away from the establishment and onto the individuals involved. it’s such an obvious, repeated pattern that I’m amazed I never used to notice it

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Ziv Zulander posted:

Once again, the lib with the most power to fix something is shifting the responsibility for solving a systematic issue away from the establishment and onto the individuals involved. it’s such an obvious, repeated pattern that I’m amazed I never used to notice it

Let me be clear. This is a teachable moment. For the soul of this great nation.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
amazing that the first ever black person harassed by cops for trying to get into their own house was a harvard professor, and not a blue collar or service industry worker, but in any case, i'm glad obama got right on the case and sorted that whole thing out before it got out of hand

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx

cool dance moves posted:




Cmon man

It's called a vagina

wow very funny. Truly innovative.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Ziv Zulander posted:

Once again, the lib with the most power to fix something is shifting the responsibility for solving a systematic issue away from the establishment and onto the individuals involved. it’s such an obvious, repeated pattern that I’m amazed I never used to notice it

There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

chief human capital officer







wtf







f

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

vyelkin posted:

There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families.

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING


taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

is IJKL a real thing like LTD?

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Little Marco drinking a lot of water

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Just remembered that the Charlottesville Nazi got beat up in prison. The inmate who did it got extra charges tacked on, his family put up a gofundme to cover the legal costs, and ended up raising a whole shitload of money because the dude beat up the Charlottesville Nazi

Now the Nazi needs an escort wherever he goes because the other inmates were treating him like a money piñata

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

taqueso posted:

chief human capital officer







wtf







f

student:teacher:administration ratios are approaching hospital levels

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cool dance moves posted:

Just remembered that the Charlottesville Nazi got beat up in prison. The inmate who did it got extra charges tacked on, his family put up a gofundme to cover the legal costs, and ended up raising a whole shitload of money because the dude beat up the Charlottesville Nazi

Now the Nazi needs an escort wherever he goes because the other inmates were treating him like a money piñata

So capitalism... works??

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://youtu.be/wC1NGWM8gP8

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

vyelkin posted:

There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families.

She really was a monumental moron

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

that time Dianne Feinstein berated a class of children visiting DC because they wanted her to pass the Green New Deal

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Filthy Hans posted:

a class of children

ahem, I believe you mean jackbooted tots

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

ahem, I believe you mean jackbooted tots

What if Instagram models radicalise and we get jackbooted thots

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Related: Tia Tequila doing so much coke she gave herself brain damage and became a nazi

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


MikeCrotch posted:

What if Instagram models radicalise and we get jackbooted thots

There was at least one porn star who sent nudes to anyone who sent her screenshots of their Bernie donations, maybe shes gone full bolshevik now

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

WampaLord posted:

Really just everything about Beto



remember

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Brett Stevens namesearching himself, getting mad about a tweet that had 3 retweets and 4 likes, and then getting clowned on so hard Trump was getting in on it by the end

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

MikeCrotch posted:

Related: Tia Tequila doing so much coke she gave herself brain damage and became a nazi

i like to think coke is not at fault here

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Choomgang

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

cool dance moves posted:

Just remembered that the Charlottesville Nazi got beat up in prison. The inmate who did it got extra charges tacked on, his family put up a gofundme to cover the legal costs, and ended up raising a whole shitload of money because the dude beat up the Charlottesville Nazi

Now the Nazi needs an escort wherever he goes because the other inmates were treating him like a money piñata

:unsmith:

I needed this.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

cool dance moves posted:

Now the Nazi needs an escort wherever he goes because the other inmates were treating him like a money piñata
so basically a crowd-funded bounty system

this should be streamlined

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

taqueso posted:

so basically a crowd-funded bounty system

this should be streamlined

Maybe we could pay people directly for this service. They’d probably need some sort of guild to regulate the industry and to ensure everyone in their line of work followed some sort of rules, or adhered to a creed of some sort.

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Brett Stevens namesearching himself, getting mad about a tweet that had 3 retweets and 4 likes, and then getting clowned on so hard Trump was getting in on it by the end

lmao i independently made the same joke on twitter. im glad some other schmoe was put in the limelight instead of me. i probably would have gotten fired had his weak rear end called my boss

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
rev wright is evergreen with God drat America and i'm sad Obama had to say anything about it

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


I can't find parody The Office episode with the Anthony Weiner campaign, maybe it got taken down

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

MikeCrotch posted:

Related: Tia Tequila doing so much coke she gave herself brain damage and became a nazi

not before dating noted penis-looking infowars correspondent billy corgan

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

cool dance moves posted:

There was at least one porn star who sent nudes to anyone who sent her screenshots of their Bernie donations, maybe shes gone full bolshevik now

lol if you think sex workers aren't mostly communists already

Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747

Filthy Hans posted:

I can't find parody The Office episode with the Anthony Weiner campaign, maybe it got taken down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zKKVOwaDBY

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The Weiner documentary is so loving depressing holy poo poo

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