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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Funion posted:

https://twitter.com/abc15/status/1260772510766731266?s=20

Get ready for news like this to become normal, comrade! Also, join the SRA.

The fiesta room is now closed until further notice because it's needed for corpse storage.

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Someone put trumps face on Axl here

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


my mom works as a caregiver to a couple of adults with special needs. she's under quarantine, but if she gets her test back and it's negative she's going to be expected to go right back into work

no wonder tests with a fast turnaround time and a 50% false negative rate are so popular right now

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




ok i admit it i got a little crack ping thinking about death notifications via text

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

Wrex Ruckus posted:

drat, that's dystopian as gently caress

also lol at the idea that a customer wouldn't lose their poo poo if you pulled out your phone while they're talking to you

It's a classic example of Capitalism really wanting to throw huge amounts of money at problems, just as long as it doesn't go to poor people.

The system will tell you how customers walk around your store! Because asking the store staff would be asking poors for their opinion.

It will count the number of visitors and so you can figure out your peak hours! It's not like staff would notice, or that, you know, purchases have timestamps anyway.

It will help you figure out what customers are buying! Because why ask your purchasing department what's selling if you could pay a different company to tell you what you have data on already?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
"May you live in interesting times"
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1260949102617075712?s=20

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Trump is live from Allentown PA

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Mons Hubris posted:

some americans thank that but the average american does not

username/post combo

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Cowpocalypse posted:

so what happens when an effective vaccine is developed and a significant chunk of americans refuse to get vaccinated?

the protesters will get vaccinations and go right back to protesting, same as abortion protestors and unplanned pregnancies. their children will be utterly screwed, though.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

shovelbum posted:

like salting roads works in a really narrow temp range and fucks everything up but presumably bc they do it in NYC we all copy it like morons

what the gently caress is wrong with you

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

sportsgenius86 posted:

republican rep: “if you care so much about the stockpile why didn’t you ramp up your production after the H1N1 to replenish the stockpile?”

guy testifying: “because I can’t do that if they have no interest to purchase the masks”

it's almost as if republicans don't know how markets work and mask dude does

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Well that's incredibly dark

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

mrmcd posted:

The fiesta room is now closed until further notice because it's needed for corpse storage.

lol i used to live right near this nursing home. i currently live relatively near the nursing home in kirkland where a bunch of people died a couple months ago. there's a correlation here

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Where We Go One We Go All (to the grave, of Covid 19)

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


motherfucker capital's gonna make me side with the antivaxxers on this, anything that the first pharma company to get a product sends out is gonna kill or maim the people who get it and the government's gonna make them immune to lawsuits

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



300k deaths :cheerdoge:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


only capitalism creates innovation and wealth

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

alright, just go ahead and lay down in the coffin bed, we will definitely make you better!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


A Bakers Cousin posted:

Someone put trumps face on Axl here



Gettin serious Musk vibe offa this one

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
^ me too

Got poo poo to do but ill be damned if im gonna miss the next page

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004


Why does Kemp deserve an apology? Most people here ignored him so only some tiny fraction of business traffic actually returned. 400 people have died since the lockdown lifted and nearly all caught it before the lockdown lifted

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

^ me too

Got poo poo to do but ill be damned if im gonna miss the next page

I am prepared to smoke weed on weed page

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




being the change i want to see in the world

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

shovelbum posted:

at the start of this, the average american thought oh its just the flu, the drat china virus, now the average american thinks germs arent real and if someone gets sick it was just their time/they were a bad person

hearty lol, it’s funny cos it’s true

not so funny for the 100,000k Americans dead of Covid 19, the silent killer

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Last Chance posted:

h'es "a bit of a germaphobe"

that always meant he hated sluts with the clap

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004




lmbo at thinking one of these could support the girth of an average american.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Someone put trumps face on Axl here



Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Spergin Morlock posted:

do you mean east of the cascades? the entire seattle metro area is on the eastern side of the puget sound

I said what I said. Superspreaders stay off the Olympic peninsula or be sacrificed in an arcane protective ritual.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Did somebody say Death Cult?
https://twitter.com/AmerIndependent/status/1261009511621558272?s=20

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


dying pointless because capital demanded blood, yeah it's a pretty good comparison

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1260977829736570882

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Marx Headroom posted:

not likely, truno gets extended invincibility frames during taunt cancel spam

you're gonna get tired of all the winning!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRHLKMxlhh0&t=391s

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Someone put trumps face on Axl here



Ahaha Axl Razz :razz:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 53 minutes!

lol what

good lord

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 20:44 on May 14, 2020

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Not remotely close to the correct containment procedure for a COVID corpse. That poo poo will leak everywhere

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1261013685641908232

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