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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Love too drop burning fabric into a dry field.

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Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Love too drop burning fabric into a dry field.

then you just send in another drone? with a backup flamethrower? what are you not getting here ??

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1261010401854132227

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/amr_ita/status/1260710907300192257

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/StuartHumphryes/status/1261023005091794947

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/Okeating/status/1260893162039541761?s=19

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/Ravinggus/status/1115208982329745408

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/iamHectorDiaz/status/1260979034009137159

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/chiweethedog/status/1260991197935329280?s=19

https://twitter.com/chiweethedog/status/1260992380028633089?s=19

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

That is an amazing collection of sex toys, especially since most if not all appear to have built-in jizzing action, and that doesn't come cheap.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Elviscat posted:

That is an amazing collection of sex toys, especially since most if not all appear to have built-in jizzing action, and that doesn't come cheap.

They're called receivers

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Who the gently caress puts the balls halfway up the shaft?

Tres Burritos
Sep 3, 2009

Pick posted:

Who the gently caress puts the balls halfway up the shaft?

New thread title

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Maybe you just want a good hand grip on your monster dong so you can get it right in there, and you'll be damned if you're gonna pay for sculpted balls and not slap them on your rear end.

Also it looks like a couple of them have suction cups and a couple are some kind of animal dong.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Pick posted:

Who the gently caress puts the balls halfway up the shaft?

Well, I'm sure you and everyone else in the thread will be delighted to learn that those particular ones are actually simulations of canine and dragon (for some reason?) dicks that swell during sex to prevent slip-outage for actual canines. ...and, I assume, dragons.

/FUCKIN' HEY

e: shakes tiny fist

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I appreciate you going into the detail I deliberately didn't :v:

I have to wonder what the arm sized horse dong is for though other than possibly an alternative to the glock.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pick posted:

Who the gently caress puts the balls halfway up the shaft?

bad dragon does

that's a :nws: google, unless you work somewhere super chill

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/InfraredArmy/status/1260835060942548992

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Memento posted:

bad dragon does

that's a :nws: google, unless you work somewhere super chill

I just realized there's probably a bunch of people working from home on work issued laptops that in the past were pretty good about not doing inappropriate stuff at work on the computer, but now that they're home they might not bother to switch to their home computer after they're done for the day.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I'm purple! He is green!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

People would lose their absolute loving minds at not being able to switch.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/1261104082468519937

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s only a dildo if it’s from the Newfoundland region of Canada. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling sex toy.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 06:31 on May 15, 2020

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm purple! He is green!

Green leader has green leaders sash...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1261072417427992582

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Platystemon posted:

It’s only a dildo if it’s from the Labrador region of Canada. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling sex toy.

Labrador region? Dildo is on the island.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I knew I should look that one up.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/karengillan/status/1261052239059120130?s=21

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

I hate when you have to click on something to see why it's good but this time it was okay. :swoon:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
We all remember our first war rig... :allears:

https://twitter.com/CharlizeAfrica/status/1261045737460166657

https://twitter.com/CharlizeAfrica/status/1261090185040719873

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020


Stupid twitter cropping ruins the joke

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1261131371189342208

Read the thread, it's very solid

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!




Someone misquoted the Caddyshack line as a reply :colbert:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Pick posted:

Who the gently caress puts the balls halfway up the shaft?

Tactical rail mounts allow you to put the balls wherever you please.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/zenayi_/status/1260774131596845056

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010



Makes me think of that magazine with a screenshot of the first Unreal or something with the caption "Yes, this is a REAL ingame screenshot!" Or whatever.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It’s amazing how far we’ve come. Modern consoles can now produce three skeletons on demand.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1260949129318084609



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I have been laughing at "Shut up dude." for about two hours now.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1261232453483716608

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