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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Phlegmish posted:

That's...not bad.

And I like his little toy howitzer that actually fires live ammunition, the PC police wouldn't allow that these days

Probably fired caps, so you get some smoke and a loud noise but there's no projectile. No idea if those are still a thing though.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Phlegmish posted:

That's...not bad.

And I like his little toy howitzer that actually fires live ammunition, the PC police wouldn't allow that these days

Oh toy cannons were super anti-PC back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly0KGBuHI5g

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Skwirl posted:

Probably fired caps, so you get some smoke and a loud noise but there's no projectile. No idea if those are still a thing though.

You can still buy cap guns, yeah. For whatever reason I find lots of them at dollar stores

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh toy cannons were super anti-PC back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly0KGBuHI5g


I dunno, that was pretty gay


Also lol at 'Every boy wants a Remco toy! and so do girls"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Who What Now posted:

You can still buy cap guns, yeah. For whatever reason I find lots of them at dollar stores

Haven't seen any caps for sale in years though.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

The Moon Monster posted:

Just a joke about someone posting some Arthur C Clarke stuff earlier.

I was going to just post the last line, but I thought "well, it's short enough, and would expose more people."

Penance:





Beachcomber has a new favorite as of 00:09 on May 15, 2020

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Haven't seen any caps for sale in years though.

What? They're all over cheap toy aisles here, which I assume is representative of the entire rest of the world :911:

Defenistrator
Mar 27, 2007
Ask me about my burritos

Only need the last 2 panels

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh toy cannons were super anti-PC back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly0KGBuHI5g

And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Phlegmish posted:

That's...not bad.

And I like his little toy howitzer that actually fires live ammunition, the PC police wouldn't allow that these days

Skwirl posted:

Probably fired caps, so you get some smoke and a loud noise but there's no projectile. No idea if those are still a thing though.

You guys want carbide cannons.

https://www.bigbangcannons.com/

Common around that era and used calcium carbide chunks mixed with water to produce acetylene. And Then boom!
They cannons range from inches to 2 feet, and are loud as gently caress.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

What? They're all over cheap toy aisles here, which I assume is representative of the entire rest of the world :911:

You've got me sold; I'm voting for the Hitlers next election!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




#highaltitudeproblems

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


Don't doxx me

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014



Not a fan of the new MM&O artstyle.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

When you have a four-panel gag but a two-row format.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

3D Megadoodoo posted:

When you have a four-panel gag but a two-row format.

I like the decompression. It's more relaxing somehow.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Sounds pretty good to become one with the universe again

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Why haven't buried the dead cat? Leaving it in a box outside would probably attract wild animals.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Paladinus posted:

Why haven't buried the dead cat? Leaving it in a box outside would probably attract wild animals.

Santa left a dead cat for the ghost, I'm not sure the family ever owned a cat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I thought it was a cute comic :unsmith:

Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~
Who the gently caress opens their presents on Christmas Eve?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Sleve McDichael posted:

Who the gently caress opens their presents on Christmas Eve?

:finland:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Sleve McDichael posted:

Who the gently caress opens their presents on Christmas Eve?

Germans?

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend
:poland:

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!
:sweden: :norway::denmark::finland:

Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~
What the hell, Europe :kiddo:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Sleve McDichael posted:

What the hell, Europe :kiddo:

Just wait till you find out about the ones that get their presents on the 6th of January.

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016

Sleve McDichael posted:

Who the gently caress opens their presents on Christmas Eve?

Pretty much everyone except for the Perfidious Albion and Vile Americans (who are just Anglo's in denial anyway)

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

RedSnapper posted:

Pretty much everyone except for the Perfidious Albion and Vile Americans (who are just Anglo's in denial anyway)

Shut your whore mouth

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

RedSnapper posted:

Pretty much everyone except for the Perfidious Albion and Vile Americans (who are just Anglo's in denial anyway)

What's the point of Christmas if you open your presents the day before?

Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~

RedSnapper posted:

Pretty much everyone except for the Perfidious Albion and Vile Americans (who are just Anglo's in denial anyway)

And us :nz: and :australia:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Even some Australians do it. Also, literally the British royal family.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Even some Australians do it. Also, literally the British royal family.

The British royal family is German,

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Skwirl posted:

What's the point of Christmas if you open your presents the day before?

What if I told you the point of Christmas wasn't presents?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Aramoro posted:

What if I told you the point of Christmas wasn't presents?

I'd say there's three types of liars.

Liars, damned liars, and you.

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

Skwirl posted:

What's the point of Christmas if you open your presents the day before?

What's the point of Christmas if you open your presents the day after?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:ussr:What's the point of Christmas?
:jewish:What's the point of Christ?

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Sleve McDichael posted:

Who the gently caress opens their presents on Christmas Eve?

Hispanic people? Or i guess, Catholics

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