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Phlegmish posted:That is amazing. I'm so used to passive aggressiveness, I've almost never witnessed anything like that. What was the cause? It was something stupid and minor, all I remember is the answer was Aquarius and when the other team got it right, he accused them of cheating. Dude was great at trivia, but a complete dick. One of those people who refused to lose because he'd dig through the rules to find a place where you might have slipped up. He'd get pissed if you drew a card from the middle of the deck instead of the end, because it quite clearly says in the rules to pick up the first card. Once I stopped playing board games with him, I realized they could actually be fun.
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I remember playing the Rex Hunt board game and getting in an argument with my dad over whether sharks are fish.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I remember playing the Rex Hunt board game and getting in an argument with my dad over whether sharks are fish. Sharks are fish in addition to being smooth as hell.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Sharks are fish in addition to being smooth as hell. 
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Memento posted:There was some question about an actor who was illiterate until he was 30 and I went "oh, Lance Henriksen, obviously". Then I just paused and said "wait, why is that obvious? How on earth did I know that?" The only time I ever played Trivial Pursuit the winning question was "Name the two robots from Star Wars". We were going to make him draw another card until I suggested that we could be done with this stupid thing. The Bloop posted:Cribbage is another Lol, mom sometimes forgets and tries to call a mulligan if I miss a play in gin rummy. The secret to getting good at cribbage is to put money on each corner, first past collects.
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mllaneza posted:mulligan 'muggins'
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mllaneza posted:The only time I ever played Trivial Pursuit the winning question was "Name the two robots from Star Wars". We were going to make him draw another card until I suggested that we could be done with this stupid thing.. Im sorry, those aren't the droids were looking for
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youtube has figured out i'm a dad and has started showing me videos of dads changing diapers and, good lord, these models take FOREVER. if i lounged around my kid with an open diap like that he'd grab his wanger and start hosing down the got damb bedroom. absurd.
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ohhhh look at meeeee, i'm wearing a pastel cashmere sweaterrrr, im running through linen sheets with a tow-headed curly haired cherup who blew out the sides of their pampers so bad it traumatized a bumblebee. time to coo and giggle and tickle this little mustard-covered cutie pie as the poo poo trickles down their legs and pools at the base of their spine
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Do you think that they should depict the actual poo poo experience parents go through, though? A loving poo poo tsunami - a poo-nami, if you will - doesn't really sell nappies. Also, what the gently caress is a diaper, while I'm at it.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:youtube has figured out i'm a dad and has started showing me videos of dads changing diapers and, good lord, these models take FOREVER. if i lounged around my kid with an open diap like that he'd grab his wanger and start hosing down the got damb bedroom. absurd. Just upload your own video titled PHIZ KALIFA DIAPER CHANGING SPEEDRUN (GLITCHLESS, SINGLE SEGMENT) to show these fools how it's done
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if there was a single diaper company whose advertising was real about the hell a new parent endures, they would sell out overnight. just show the diaper absorbing like, a hose of that weird blue fluid. I would call them "Trenchies" both because of the generous StoreTite AssTrench Technology (patent pending) but because these diapers are "in the trenches" with you, in the constant and unceasing war against stank-rear end mustardy baby bum. have the spokesman be some genderless Hiroshima survivor looking motherfucker in a milk stained rag wandering a ruined city screaming at the sky. that's real poo poo, man. gently caress this martha stewart standard of living, no one's got the spoons for doilies anymore. gently caress that. gently caress trying to pretend i even know how to wash cashmere. Phlegmish posted:Just upload your own video titled PHIZ KALIFA DIAPER CHANGING SPEEDRUN (GLITCHLESS, SINGLE SEGMENT) to show these fools how it's done not until the community apologies for what they did to rear end Daniel
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:ohhhh look at meeeee, i'm wearing a pastel cashmere sweaterrrr, im running through linen sheets with a tow-headed curly haired cherup who blew out the sides of their pampers so bad it traumatized a bumblebee. time to coo and giggle and tickle this little mustard-covered cutie pie as the poo poo trickles down their legs and pools at the base of their spine I have never been so dissapointed in the 300 character limit on custom titles as I am right now.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:youtube has figured out i'm a dad and has started showing me videos of dads changing diapers and, good lord, these models take FOREVER. if i lounged around my kid with an open diap like that he'd grab his wanger and start hosing down the got damb bedroom. absurd. Yeah, but if you wanted realism, the diapers wouldn't be on 30-year-olds playing 18, experimenting at a sleepover.
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By the way, some panty liner ads are starting to use red fluid instead of blue. Maybe some day we will see the equivalent change for diaper ads.
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Diaper ads using chili and liner ads using marinara or bust.
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The MSJ posted:By the way, some panty liner ads are starting to use red fluid instead of blue. Maybe some day we will see the equivalent change for diaper ads. Anish Kapoor sweats over a palette crowded with various shades of kelly green, ochre, and sunflower yellow, frantically stirring and diluting portions for his magnum opus. Finally he will have a legacy to befit his character.
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https://twitter.com/yourolly/status/1260862794813014016
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Felonious_Monk posted:Anish Kapoor sweats over a palette crowded with various shades of kelly green, ochre, and sunflower yellow, frantically stirring and diluting portions for his magnum opus. Finally he will have a legacy to befit his character. im calling the doctor if my baby fills his diaper with a huge metallic bean
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I hate everything about that.
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Also note that they put a dash in the cheese name to make it sound like some badass tech cheese, when it's actually just Welsh.
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The MSJ posted:By the way, some panty liner ads are starting to use red fluid instead of blue. Maybe some day we will see the equivalent change for diaper ads. First the tests are more made up than a round of Who's Line is it Anyway. Dumping a Kool aid pitcher in a liner, using a tampon as a reverse tea bag to drink a cup of water, wiping up puddles of water with toilet paper. Hmm yes all very accurate. Once the dumb test is invented they put their finger on the scale and make their material abnormally water absorbent to the detriment of human factors: it absorbs easily but also drains and squishes out easily, or it feels like garbage, or does (or doesn't, there's a middle ground to find here) disintegrate moments after absorbing it all. This seems especially relevant to the baby poop selfie problem. Then for their adversary they take "the leading national brands best selling" and put in small print it's their value/cheap version vs the premium version and no poo poo the product that costs 5X as much absorbs twice as much.
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Felonious_Monk posted:Anish Kapoor sweats over a palette crowded with various shades of kelly green, ochre, and sunflower yellow, frantically stirring and diluting portions for his magnum opus. Finally he will have a legacy to befit his character. *glances into underwear* *sees Vantablack spots* Goddamn it
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 Either there was a bleach spill at the warehouse, or something unspeakable happened.
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A bleach spill at the warehouse followed by someone going "wait, why are we throwing these out instead of marking them up and selling them as special editions?!?"
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hey can i hang my hoodie up in the closet? it's jizzing outside
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That reminds me of a time a forged a document. I didn’t have a perfect match for the paper, so I ran it through the wash and blamed it on that.
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Not really sure I understand the appeal of this product, doesn't seem like there's a demographic where it would be acceptable and normal to wear a jizz hoodie in public
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Phlegmish posted:Not really sure I understand the appeal of this product, doesn't seem like there's a demographic where it would be acceptable and normal to wear a jizz hoodie in public It's classic cheap day-off wear, you just have to take a second to tell folks it's bleach, not cum. Maybe just put it on a sticker tag or something.
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Captain Hygiene posted:It's classic cheap day-off wear, you just have to take a second to tell folks it's bleach, not cum. Maybe just put it on a sticker tag or something. My “my hoodie is not cum-stained” sticker is raising a lot of questions already answered by my sticker.
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Phlegmish posted:Not really sure I understand the appeal of this product, doesn't seem like there's a demographic where it would be acceptable and normal to wear a jizz hoodie in public In Europe this is perfectly normal.
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Felonious_Monk posted:Anish Kapoor sweats over a palette crowded with various shades of kelly green, ochre, and sunflower yellow, frantically stirring and diluting portions for his magnum opus. Finally he will have a legacy to befit his character.
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Kevin DuBrow posted:
Why not sell them to the Japanese porn industry? I'm sure they'd find a use for them.
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Captain Hygiene posted:It's classic cheap day-off wear, you just have to take a second to tell folks it's bleach, not cum. Maybe just put it on a sticker tag or something. The sale price is 89 dollars.
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May 18, 2020 07:02
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My wife slopped white paint on one of her hoodies. She hits me every time I giggle at it.
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Serperoth posted:The sale price is 89 dollars. 89 pounds. About a $107 US, or several trillion Australian.
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May 18, 2020 07:36
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Is it made in England by union labor?
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Serperoth posted:The sale price is 89 dollars. On sale, 22% off!
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Serperoth posted:The sale price is 89 dollars.  of course, way to poo poo on the only jokey way I could rationalize it, retailers 
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