JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Jesus

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I do have a couple I can share from another idiot though lol.

Malcolm XML posted:

yes, noted high brow death cultists like new Zealand's pm and the epidemiologist advising Hong Kong (
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/06/opinion/coronavirus-end-social-distancing.html ) have strategies to reduce the measures from shelter in place down to social distance and wear masks. full lockdown measures make sense when the cost of a lockdown is less than the cost of the virus.

doomering is nearly as bad as the actual death cult drat

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/haack_kkv/status/1260950726676807680

alphabettitouretti posted:

yeah remember when the whole pirate industry got shut down and that's why we now all legally purchase and/or stream content.

Mayor Dave posted:

Go to the doctor wtf

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I do have a couple I can share from another idiot though lol.

RandomBlue posted:

They made it a huge PITA to get any money into or out of online gambling sites for US players years ago. I'm surprised the gaming industry hasn't succeeded in using the pandemic to get online gambling legalized in the US.

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/lukeharding1968/status/1261300303145680897

very cool!

quote:

Genevieve Peters, a woman who went viral for recording herself refusing to wear a face mask at Trader Joe’s last week, revealed she’s now experiencing a “sore throat and lymph nodes.”

In the video, which was uploaded to YouTube last Thursday, Peters took of her mask at the Trader Joe’s checkout and refused to put it back on when asked by a worker at the store.
“I’m in a public space,” Peters protested, incorrectly. “I’m uncomfortable wearing a mask.”

As the worker called the police, Peters complained, “They’re literally calling the police on me because I’m not putting this mask on,” before explaining she didn’t want to wear a mask because “it’s unhealthy for me.”

“I don’t want to breathe my own CO2. There’s many researchers,” she insisted. “They’re bogus rules… It’s ridiculous. There’s so much research that says we actually are in danger of having this mask, of breathing my own CO2. Do you understand that?”

“I’m not endangering you because I’m a healthy person,” Peters said.

Peters then went on to make a scene for 20 minutes, arguing with workers, before finally leaving the store.

quote:

On Thursday, exactly one week after uploading her video, Peters uploaded another video to her Facebook page — which has over 7,000 followers — captioned, “Health Update after yesterday’s sore throat and lymph nodes.”

“Yesterday, I let you guys know that I had a sore throat and it was feeling like it was going into my lymph nodes, and the reason I posted it was because I knew I had zero fear that I will be a statistic on the Covid-19,” Peters declared. “I’m not saying I might not get it, I might get it, I mean anyone could get it, right? I mean, it’s like the flu. I’ve had the flu many times in my life. But I’ve survived it.”

“And the reason I put it out there is I wanted to show that if you start feeling symptoms, there is zero panic. Zero panic. Why? Because I’m healthy. Healthy people can get sick… It doesn’t mean the end,” she continued, adding, “There’s bacteria, there’s viruses, they’ve been around for millions of years, really, and the most important thing is that our body is equipped for that.”

“It has what we call an immune system. So when I was feeling sick yesterday, I knew that all I had to do was boost my immune system,” Peters concluded, before showing off an array of natural remedies she had acquired.

On her Facebook page, Peters describes herself as a “Rabid Lover of America, Freedom, the Constitution and the GREATEST PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump!”

euphronius posted:

the us constitution does not say that

Mr Hootington posted:

Only 100k dead in 2 months. This is acceptable.

Goa Tse-tung posted:

I think a goon yesterday said it sounds like that some verison of this continues to live in your nerve ends, like an infectious MS

Goa Tse-tung posted:

I think a goon yesterday said it sounds like that some verison of this continues to live in your nerve ends, like an infectious MS

Log082 posted:

you might want to read the constitution again

etalian posted:

Shingles is a similar virus that hides out the nervous system and can emerge when the immune system starts weakening.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

how did your mom get a test without symptoms??

UnknownTarget posted:

Whoops. Always get the declaration and constitution mixed up. :/ Thanks. So were they not codified at all?

quote:

Wisconsin's coronavirus figures continue to rise with more than 300 newly confirmed cases as citizens return to normality after a stay-at-home order was lifted across the stateIts cumulative cases throughout the pandemic rose to 11,275, with 373 of those recorded on Thursday, the third-largest daily peak for the month. The freshly reported cases are of infections that predate the end of Wisconsin's lockdown.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/1261335296760840192?s=20
Don't let them come back

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1261311641016315904

Shot


Chaser

Relevant Tangent posted:

liberal justices have found stuff like the penumbra of rights but that faction is out of power for the next quarter century at least and the justices who have power now have made it really clear that they're mostly there to give legal cover to whatever republicans pass and to destroy any attempts at reform

Dolphin posted:

you do have a right to drink beer though, it says it in the constitution

magiccarpet posted:

every finance person i know from nyc escaped to either in the hamptons or newport ri on week 1

euphronius posted:

the only thing the constitution means is white supremacy and unregulated capital

etalian posted:

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/1261335296760840192?s=20
Don't let them come back

Cao Ni Ma posted:

One week for now- I'm having harder time breathing I'm going to the hospital, please pray for me

A week later - Obituary posted in the local paper describing her as sweet and caring

Mayor Dave posted:

According to the new head of operation WARP SPEED, America will deliver a few million doses of a viable vaccine by the end of the year

MysteriousStranger posted:

oh gently caress yeah it is.

so I had a hemorrhoid. didn't start off bad but ended up the size of a small grape (external) and as it grew the pain got insane. was purple like a grape as well from the blood clot and the skin was stretch so thin you could see everything. so infected it burned to the touch as well. i'd seen the doctor at the start and they had told me it would go away and given me creams and bath instructions, didn't do poo poo. so after week I gave up and decided to lance the fucker. i've pierced my own ears before, given myself stitches, and hot metal cauterized wounds before all sans any sort of pain killer so should be easy right? WRONG! any attempt to lance the fucker resulted in horrific pain and I couldn't finish it, plus trying to aim down there is hard, you can see it and no amount of mirror acrobatics helped. I flailed about for an hour or so and went to work.

Well midway through the day the pain just stopped, I didn't fell anything, couldn't tell just went away. Then there was this horrid smell and my rear end was wet, put my hand on my pants and those were wet as well. I damaged it enough it just blew up. Said I had to go for personal reasons and went home. Dr. said it was fine and that often happens.

so yeah, hemorrhoid bad

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I do have a couple I can share from another idiot though lol.

euphronius posted:

lmao for what disease