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cumshitter posted:money is more real than you or i, friend. the money existed before we were born and will continue to exist long after you die of old age and im still a 49.75 years young gay man at the height of his sexual prime. And yet, after we are all dead, where does the money go? It was only in our heads all along.
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Time for more Classic Forums I know in later years we all came to hate Martin Random (iirc?) but this is why we loved him, once. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1353420 Martin Random posted:I had had enough. I bought a minifridge, a plug-in stovetop, two padlocked footlockers, a wooden bar, duct tape, a remote-control car, and an external padlock. My private area had two entrances... Here, I best sum up my little fortress in this post I made in another thread: It only gets worse from here... 
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Strep Vote posted:And yet, after we are all dead, where does the money go? It was only in our heads all along. it will float up into the sky, high high high up in the sky where number lives too
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shovelbum posted:Time for more Classic Forums is that shitlasagne? that was a fuckin masterpiece
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Mackers posted:is that shitlasagne? Yes all of that happens in that thread
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Lol https://twitter.com/jabinbotsford/status/1261388540509896704?s=20
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:
oh yeah, where filthy doctors denouncing covid deaths just love to fall out of random windows Great Mother Russia protects all its children, except for lying doctors
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shovelbum posted:Time for more Classic Forums Stop trying to sell me the classic forums, I'm a new forums man.
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Zeno-25 posted:You can't communicate someone out of having a schizophrenic worldview at best you can inflict a different one on them
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MorrisBae posted:Ok let's look at it another way I’m not smart enough to interpret this, am I gonna die if I’m taking Vitamin C supplements and working out at home?
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Dustcat posted:https://twitter.com/stephaniemlee/status/1261404852053131264 https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1261414845670232065 lmao harder than I though imaginable
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I’m not smart enough to interpret this, am I gonna die if I’m taking Vitamin C supplements and working out at home? not of covid19
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Dumb Lowtax posted:About to catch probe in the Los Angeles thread for suggesting don't open er up actually, and no don't test the legal limits of what is safe actually, and then having people jump down my throat for it I NEED TO GO JOGGING AND RIDE MY BIKE LIKE I'M TRAINING FOR AN IRONMAN
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https://twitter.com/InceptionCap/status/1259153487134220288 https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1261284063165452288 MorrisBae has issued a correction as of 01:27 on May 16, 2020 |
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Bullied by Corona-chan and shoved in a locker until Jesus comes home.  SardonicTyrant posted:How could you abandon your cast iron pan, monster? A clean getaway would probably wreck the seasoning on a good cast iron. I'm sad because the bankruptcy liquidation sale will be rife with the roni.
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J.C. Penney, morally and financially bankrupt merchant of disease
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MorrisBae posted:https://twitter.com/InceptionCap/status/1259153487134220288 oh man, recurring treatment $$$
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I didn’t see a version of this yet so I made one for everybody rushing to go to a “safe socially distanced” restaurant
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i was at Meijer yesterday and there was this kid stocking produce with his mask under his nose and when i told him to put it on properly he told me he can't breath with it on what the hell is wrong with people. it was even one of those thin medical thingies, it's not that bad i didn't report him or anything cause I'm not a snitch but i did want to lob a bell pepper at his dumb head
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:oh man, recurring treatment https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1261332353391235074
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Dolphin posted:i was at Meijer yesterday and there was this kid stocking produce with his mask under his nose and when i told him to put it on properly he told me he can't breath with it on People are not used to wearing masks and they are not good at it. If everyone was doing it people would get better, but we live in America were learning new things is bad.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:About to catch probe in the Los Angeles thread for suggesting don't open er up actually, and no don't test the legal limits of what is safe actually, and then having people jump down my throat for it Lotta dumbasses in that thread which is why I haven't even read it in years
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:oh man, recurring treatment Someone at wall street just got a anime style nosebleed just hearing the words "recurring treatments"
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Trump finally is achieving his dark apotheosis, he'll soon take his place by Nurgle's side.
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Dolphin posted:i was at Meijer yesterday and there was this kid stocking produce with his mask under his nose and when i told him to put it on properly he told me he can't breath with it on I experience this. When something is over my mouth, it triggers a "CAN'T BREATHE" reaction in my lizard brain even if I can breathe fine, and it's something I need to consciously suppress whenever I'm wearing a mask. It's been that way since I was a kid. Doesn't stop me from wearing a mask whenever I'm outside the house though.
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etalian posted:Someone at wall street just got a anime style nosebleed just hearing the words "recurring treatments" PrEP for corona-chan Poz me daddy
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Of all the people whose consumerism has been lately reduced by the epidemic, I wonder how many of them are thinking "huh, I guess I really just didn't need to go buy things all the time" compared to "oh God I've got to go out and buy more things as soon as possible". I mean, all the worst news from America is the latter, but surely there's a lot of the former too. Unrelated to any of that, my New year's resolution was to not go shopping on weekends just for the hell of it and the current situation sure accelerated that change.
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good to have a fake cure actually call itself the cure for once, hydroxychloroquine was such a tease with this "gamechanger" nonsense
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lol, remember how the Korean cult church create that pandemic hot spot of a few hundred cases?
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:oh man, recurring treatment Literally Ambrosia from Deux Ex
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One of the things I wrote during NY’s COVID epidemic got included in a podcast. The narrator is pretty drat talented. I enjoyed listening to all of it. My part comes at the end, at the 36 minute mark. https://audioboom.com/posts/7582720-when-we-sleep
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MorrisBae posted:So stock up on Vitamin C, Ibuprofen and Naproxen I guess - aspirin is bad for LDH OTOH with the weird clotting thing going on in some COVID patients maybe not? Its a really strange virus
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MadJackal posted:One of the things I wrote during NY’s COVID epidemic got included in a podcast. cool bro
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