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Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

etalian posted:

lol, remember how the Korean cult church create that pandemic hot spot of a few hundred cases?

I'm just not gonna go near anyone outside the bubble til 2021.

E: my mother got a haircut in texas with at least five other people present that she had been assured wouldn't be there, and the HVAC guy came to her house and wasn't wearing a mask. So you know, might have to organize a cremation over zoom or whatever.

Strep Vote has issued a correction as of 02:30 on May 16, 2020

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol a guy who would post that the virus is liberal bullshit on every single one of a nurse friends posts on Facebook’s wife just had to go to the hospital for covid and he is screaming about calling the police for harassment because we screenshotted his now deleted posts about how anyone who gets this is weak and survival of the fittest and posted them in response to his asking for prayers.

That loving owns lol

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Oh noooo

https://twitter.com/TanookiKuribo/status/1261451245790748672?s=20

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

etalian posted:

lol, remember how the Korean cult church create that pandemic hot spot of a few hundred cases?

Same thing happened in at least Malaysia, India, Pakistan. C-19 brings all the religions of earth together lol 🌍

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/malaysia-first-covid-19-death-kuching-sarawak-pastor-church-12547096

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-52061915

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Tablighi_Jamaat_coronavirus_hotspot_in_Pakistan

Man Musk has issued a correction as of 02:37 on May 16, 2020

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



thats loving bizarre

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Swery is doing tv now?

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

thats loving bizarre

Yeah if they had to get it out and needed art, they should've just commissioned a comic book artist to do some stills. I can't believe it's real

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



BeefThief posted:

J.C. Penney, morally and financially bankrupt merchant of disease

I'm just curious what's socially acceptable as a place to purchase things at in 2020?

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


lmao

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol a guy who would post that the virus is liberal bullshit on every single one of a nurse friends posts on Facebook’s wife just had to go to the hospital for covid and he is screaming about calling the police for harassment because we screenshotted his now deleted posts about how anyone who gets this is weak and survival of the fittest and posted them in response to his asking for prayers.

gimme a sip of that

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

i, uh... have an anti-covid laser beam made from the umm quantim covid strain that is invisible and kills all the covids in your body with the laser beam pill, but it only works for 30 days so you have to take one every 30 days. let me give you my stock market ticker id.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Zotix posted:

I'm just curious what's socially acceptable as a place to purchase things at in 2020?

Facebook Marketplace

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Down voting all the post by those hoity toity docs

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

oh man, recurring treatment

$$$

it's basically the equivalent of the plasma stuff but not dependent on harvesting blood.

zmapp is the ebola version

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
give me the plasma

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


why would I want to do that

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



that million+ deaths is looking more likely every day now

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
oh my god this is even worse

https://twitter.com/TanookiKuribo/status/1261452073415012353?s=20

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/ADucksOven/status/1261378251479367680?s=20
Amazing

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
lol golden corral is open like normal

:bgc:

mystes
May 31, 2006

This seems like it should be fraud or something.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol a guy who would post that the virus is liberal bullshit on every single one of a nurse friends posts on Facebook’s wife just had to go to the hospital for covid and he is screaming about calling the police for harassment because we screenshotted his now deleted posts about how anyone who gets this is weak and survival of the fittest and posted them in response to his asking for prayers.

lmbo

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Malcolm XML posted:

it's basically the equivalent of the plasma stuff but not dependent on harvesting blood.

zmapp is the ebola version

So would the government rather shovel out cash to get everyone in America injections 6-times a year as a prophylactic, or would they rather just treat it as an "anecdote" and let hospitals have it on hand to cure people while continuing to do absolutely nothing about the spread

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?

mystes posted:

This seems like it should be fraud or something.

Fraud isn't real, just like germs aren't real

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dolphin posted:

it seems i don't have covid-19. it's just that i have a bunch of mold in mildew in my lungs that my humidifier shot into the air and i greedily inhaled

The roni can't get you if you're already dead of black mold. Gratz.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

MorrisBae posted:

So would the government rather shovel out cash to get everyone in America injections 6-times a year as a prophylactic, or would they rather just treat it as an "anecdote" and let hospitals have it on hand to cure people while continuing to do absolutely nothing about the spread

Lol you think it'll be the government who pays for it.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


good news? Im not even sure what it feels like anymore

I’m gonna wait for some random goon to destroy all hope by pointing out flaws in this treatment before I share this

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

this stock pump press releases should be illegal

it’s a disgrace

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



MOAR BUX

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

mystes
May 31, 2006

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

good news? Im not even sure what it feels like anymore

I’m gonna wait for some random goon to destroy all hope by pointing out flaws in this treatment before I share this
Fantastic results in the their pre-hatching chicken count!

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

i mean number do gotta go up tho

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Swery is doing tv now?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

MorrisBae posted:

So would the government rather shovel out cash to get everyone in America injections 6-times a year as a prophylactic, or would they rather just treat it as an "anecdote" and let hospitals have it on hand to cure people while continuing to do absolutely nothing about the spread

a chance to shovel a truly obscene amount of money at the pharmaceutical industry?

spool up the money printer, that fuckers gonna brrr so loud it'll set of seismographs

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
things going well in SC
https://twitter.com/DeboFoxo13/status/1261461696599785472?s=20

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/EthicalSkeptic/status/1261454284488691712?s=20
https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1261385896785518598?s=20
https://twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1261447506082230273?s=20
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1261465223698870273?s=20

MASKS ARE JUST SOCIAL CONTROL

forcing americans to wear masks is medical sharia to turn us all muslim

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

euphronius posted:

this stock pump press releases should be illegal

it’s a disgrace

we got to ban stocks tbh

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

so now we have
- restaurants populated by blow up dolls
- empty planes flying their routes
- TV shows without real actors
all to support a stock market driven by algorithms

judgment day running ahead of schedule

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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

I will announce officially on Facebook and twitters that I have an even better cure than that other horseshit.
You can leave cash in my mailbox if you like. But do it before Monday because after then I am moving into a isolated Mansion for unrelated reasons.

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