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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

These tweets gonna age like a paper bag of poo poo left out in sun

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Impkins Patootie posted:

Rob Reiner has my favorite entry on that site

Amazing how true some of them turned out to be


quote:

Woods, Tiger. Emotionally and mentally immature, for all his skill and composure on the golf course. Cheap and a bad tipper for all his millions. Greedy. Has a thing for gambling, strippers, hookers, and porn. Very rude to the little people. Has a jones for blonde white women. Lacks any kind of social conscience

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

oxsnard posted:

Amazing how true some of them turned out to be

quote:

Spacey, Kevin. Way back in the closet--behind your old sneakers--that's where Kevin's hiding. Likes his men young. Very young. Linked with Colin Farrell, Rupert Graves, Helen Hunt, Bebe Neuwirth, and Bryan Singer.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

UnknownTarget posted:

Thoughts on whether the cure is legit?

Market went up a bunch more after remdesivir trial results so

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Grubhub and similar services are poo poo and I'm totally on board with trying to avoid them but other than Papa Johns or Domino's there are no options in my area to get delivery other than Doordash or Grubhub. If any place added online ordering to their website and had drivers I would use them. But they don't. Even call in pickup is only barely a thing now because of the pandemic.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
big gay sex

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth
I never want to leave Hawaii, and I don't want any of you fuckers coming. Covid is a loving haole menace.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


drat I had no idea Keanu Reeves was romantically linked with Keanu Reeves

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Thoguh posted:

Grubhub and similar services are poo poo and I'm totally on board with trying to avoid them but other than Papa Johns or Domino's there are no options in my area to get delivery other than Doordash or Grubhub. If any place added online ordering to their website and had drivers I would use them. But they don't. Even call in pickup is only barely a thing now because of the pandemic.

There is a guy in Indiana hiring as many of the grub hub and door dash drivers he can because gently caress those services AND he is giving them healthcare lol

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Degeneres, Ellen. "Very nice to the crew on her new talk show." Openly gay. Linked with Anne Heche, KD Lang and Martha Stewart. Some have said she is difficult to work with.

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
door dash to the polls & write in hillary freakin clinton

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

theflyingexecutive posted:

drat I had no idea Keanu Reeves was romantically linked with Keanu Reeves

Hot new report: theflyingexecutive romantically linked with theflyingexecutive.

I'm implying he's jerkin' it

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

UnknownTarget posted:

I guess I'm just concerned about the Mattering being cut short. Of course I'm conflicted because the end of this Mattering is God loving awful.
friend this poo poo is just getting started

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Weinstein, Harvey. Hard to work for.


:hmmyes:

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

this is soooo loving stupid lmfao but i would expect no less from america. open er up

https://twitter.com/JamiePerezTV/status/1261342834843684875

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Bullfrog posted:

this is soooo loving stupid lmfao but i would expect no less from america. open er up

https://twitter.com/JamiePerezTV/status/1261342834843684875

If there's a way to pump even more money directly into the healthcare industry we'll loving find it

Also it's going to be hilarious when they test everyone before the fall and then a student contracts it two weeks into semester

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

let's just build a dome. you can rent bubbles if you live inside the covid free zones and gotta go out to see your mutated family.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



check out the Adonis cop <3

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
A whole lot of prestigious universities are on a knife’s edge and not opening in the fall would kill them.

Maybe not Ivies but a good handful of public ivies have absolutely dire financial books already.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Lol nice testing everyone just once yep sure that's effective

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Penisaurus Sex posted:

A whole lot of prestigious universities are on a knife’s edge and not opening in the fall would kill them.

Maybe not Ivies but a good handful of public ivies have absolutely dire financial books already.

bad businesses should fail

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

anti-covid portal. you must walk through the bleach shower gate as you enter the campus. anyone entering any other way will be killed on sight.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Bullfrog posted:

this is soooo loving stupid lmfao but i would expect no less from america. open er up

https://twitter.com/JamiePerezTV/status/1261342834843684875

$11,000 yearly tuition x 170,000 students = 1.87 billion dollars

20 million is a drop in the bucket

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Lpzie posted:

anti-covid portal. you must walk through the bleach shower gate as you enter the campus. anyone entering any other way will be killed on sight.

The aviary here runs an avian vet teaching hospital and every entrance into the medical areas has shoe disinfectant troughs and mandatory wipes for your hands and things you touch regularly.

Funny that you can get bird lovers who volunteer or work at such a place to follow procedures like that to save some birds, but people can't be asked to do the bare loving minimum of wearing a mask and washing their hands to save themselves and their loved ones.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Every class will be taught one at a time with all material covered in a two week marathon. No one is allowed to leave the room. Students who survive pass.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The aviary here runs an avian vet teaching hospital and every entrance into the medical areas has shoe disinfectant troughs and mandatory wipes for your hands and things you touch regularly.

Funny that you can get bird lovers who volunteer or work at such a place to follow procedures like that to save some birds, but people can't be asked to do the bare loving minimum of wearing a mask and washing their hands to save themselves and their loved ones.

pet/animal culture is cancer

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


lol this is currently on the television (NBC) if you live in PST

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


there will be no second wave. the chuds have won.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




shovelbum posted:

pet/animal culture is cancer

:chloe:

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiWLMKwhVUc

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


shovelbum posted:

pet/animal culture is cancer

It's a conservation program that recently reintroduced a species that was nearly extinct back into the wild.

https://www.aviary.org/animals/guam-rail

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Thesaurus posted:

there will be no second wave. the chuds have won.

Sane countries used the social distancing period to develop mass testing and contact tracing regimes to arrest the spread of the disease before reopening.

We jammed both thumbs up our asses and screamed "IS APPLEBEE'S OPEN YET???"

There will most definitely be mass infections and death because we haven't done the most basic things to prevent it.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


Why did they get the same studio that did the recent Berserk seasons

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
gently caress yes, the upstairs neighbors are screaming at each other again. Thought it was going to be a boring night

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Bullfrog posted:

this is soooo loving stupid lmfao but i would expect no less from america. open er up

https://twitter.com/JamiePerezTV/status/1261342834843684875
They've got a $3 billion endowment. That's nothing.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

imagine if we were spacefaring. dumbasses would be entering virgin atmospheres, opening their air lock, coughing, pissing, then flying off laughing. if the docking station won't let me in, then i'll force my way in!!

plz, we're simple farmers in this bubble on our asteroid. lol just a flu bro *connects ships air to the farms vents* cya!

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

conservation is a neoliberal project, just like meritocracy and gettin' rich

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

gently caress yes, the upstairs neighbors are screaming at each other again. Thought it was going to be a boring night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnsQIuJ-Pc

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's a conservation program that recently reintroduced a species that was nearly extinct back into the wild.

https://www.aviary.org/animals/guam-rail

That's cool I just mean how people will breathlessly do anything for the animals

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Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

theflyingexecutive posted:

drat I had no idea Keanu Reeves was romantically linked with Keanu Reeves

:biotruths:

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