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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:If toilet paper works then why do I keep pooping? If it doesn't work then is my wife so mad that I refuse to use it? Makes u think. Dont worry, Ill give ya a minute
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Homeless Friend posted:free 2day shipping
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mystes posted:This seems like it should be fraud or something. It's only fraud if the poors benefit
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Zeroisanumber posted:I'm 6'8" and lifted weights for years and at my best I wasn't even close to that size and strength. Oh word you weren't the strongest man on earth?
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Lol this messaging is so 2 months ago, why can't they just move on to "mask wearers are traitors, death to tyranny"? https://twitter.com/hobo03367808/status/1261597130864631810?s=19
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quote:hungar https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5Oo0BwQw8
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spaceblancmange posted:Thinking about inventing 6G Call it 666G
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Pump Jockey posted:For context, she already had the roni a few months back and posted recently that she still has hosed up lungs. It loving sucks too, she's awesome and doesn't deserve this poo poo
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Charlz Guybon posted:Who could have predicted this!? lol just stop counting morons.
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those arent dinosaur bones those are fossils or plaster replicas of fossils jfc
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Oh noooo nice i hope that becomes our new national style
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i wanna shop, i wanna buy i wanna tear down the laws that hold me inside i want to go out and stoke the flame of the flu with dumb name i wanna meal, chicken fried steak i see my neighbors disappear without a trace i need them to suffer in the poison rain of the flu with dumb name of the flu with dumb name i'm still needing some cracker barrel cracker barrel and when i go there i'm serviced by you its all i can do
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OhFunny posted:lol just stop counting morons. without a doubt the best strategy
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Atrocious Joe posted:the assault rifles weren't to fight the virus, they were to fight government tyranny lol the prose in this article is incredible. You gotta read it
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SKULL.GIF posted:lol 170k students, that's basically madison + milwaukee + uwsp + a few other major UW schools, doesn't even cover all the campuses Theres no group of people less likely to visit old family members than college kids. Just keep them on campus from labor day to Thanksgiving, let all TAs under 35 teach classes and old profs do recorded lectures. Covid will burn through the entire population by Halloween I'm not kidding on this. Hell, most of them will probably have it by July 4 anyways
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Ocean Book posted:lol the prose in this article is incredible. You gotta read it
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Atrocious Joe posted:the assault rifles weren't to fight the virus, they were to fight government tyranny This article and writer is insane
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I'm mad that states reopening means starbucks stops giving catastrophe pay. Great now I either go to work, get sick and die because nothing has changed, it's still a fuckin'pandemic, or I continue to stay at home but not longer get paid and slowly run out of funds because bills never stopped. Then I go back to work, get sick and die. And tons of people have it worse, has like /anyone/ successfully received unemployment during this? A single person? Anyone at all
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"Liberals made fun of chuds for buying guns to use against a virus, but now we can use terrorism to make everyone deny that the virus exists, so the jokes on them!"
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I'm not American but surely there would be more news stories if no one was getting unemployment? In Australia they solved the unemployment thing by having government payments go through the equivalent of the IRS to your employer who would then continue paying you. But they only got the money if they don't officially lay you off. Pretty smart.
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Bruteman posted:Lol this messaging is so 2 months ago, why can't they just move on to "mask wearers are traitors, death to tyranny"? Anyone with that many numbers in their name is a bot btw
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magiccarpet posted:the delayed start of the nfl season is going to cause the civil war 2 The South will rise again if football doesn't resume soon.
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OhFunny posted:The South will rise again if football doesn't resume soon. cant wait for neyland stadium to be a mega spreader
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clockwork chaos posted:And tons of people have it worse, has like /anyone/ successfully received unemployment during this? A single person? Anyone at all surprisingly, yes. and i'm even an independent contractor so i have no state eligibility. my state wasn't able to process the cares act stuff until the last few days of april but they have indeed deposited 6 weeks of bernie bucks into my account
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OhFunny posted:The South will rise again if football doesn't resume soon. Remember all the meltdowns white Chud NFL fans had over players protesting police violence against minorities?
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Cant wait to see every hot take in two weeks from now: "in just two weeks after loosening stay at home orders city <x> mayor shocked by rapid increase in cases." the mayors are not the problem, its the shithead governor who is opening everything up, overruling the city orders that would still have things closed.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Anyone with that many numbers in their name is a bot btw Could be, but also it's what Twitter adds by default and chuds are exactly the type of people who have no idea how to change default settings in an app.
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Zotix posted:I'm just curious what's socially acceptable as a place to purchase things at in 2020? Costco
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Can't see any way this report is going to be misused Can't even wear a mask properly when doing a crime smdh
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Dustcat posted:brb gonna rob a liquor store dressed as a concerned nurse im gonna to help patients in an emergency room dressed as a robber
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snoo posted:*cases still steadily going up by 1k+ a day* this will be fine, open it up The playbook on this is already finished, young heathy people who die from this disease will be written out of existence and it will be a disease that only kills old people, cant believe the liberals wanted society to collapse over 200k useless people anyway, open er up
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