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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's the carpenter part that really gets me. I don't care how short he is I fear a blue collar worker with those abs. Anyway time for me to get back to my job...in marketing

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:

Is Jesus unarmed or does he have his signature whip?



I don’t think I could beat a man in his early thirties, from an iron age society, who worked for years as a carpenter, and walked everywhere, with or without a whip, with or without supernatural powers.

Plus he's got the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull on his side, dude is unbeatable.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If we assume that Jesus was God (th the increasingly widespread idea of him being a separate being is Arianism, a known heresy) then he, being omniscient, would know every move you made and could counter them expertly to kick your rear end.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Also you should probably avoid getting into a fight with a guy who considers death just a temporary setback.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BOOOOO

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

U know u like it

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dixville posted:

U know u like it

"58"? Nein.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This is an interesting mix of the Goon’s overconfidence in religious opinion and underconfidence in physical skills that aren’t video game related

None of us are kicking anyone’s rear end if you disagree I’ll see you on the street. And by that I mean Street Fighter V

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Platystemon posted:

I don’t think I could beat a man in his early thirties, from an iron age society, who worked for years as a carpenter, and walked everywhere, with or without a whip, with or without supernatural powers.

I'm pretty intriged by the this idea that the Roman Empire was an Iron Age society.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lobok posted:

"58"? Nein.

I was trying to figure this out and I found this bizarre webpage
https://angelnumber.org/58-angel-number-meaning-and-symbolism/
Edit

angel number posted:

Number 58 – What Does It Mean?

When reduced to a single digit, the number 58 turns into the number 4. So, the overall energy of this number is consisted of the energies of the numbers 4, 5 and 8.
As a mix of these energies, the number 58 is focused on creating a solid and secure future using a playful approach to the process.
The number 58 signifies business, focus, adventure, pragmatism, conscientiousness and expressing personal freedom.
The number 58 also signifies building a base for the future and the joy of experiencing new things.
The number 58 is very pragmatic and knows the right way to accomplish a goal. People who resonate with this number often change their methods of doing things to achieve optimum results.
The Secret Meaning and Symbolism

The number 58 is made of the vibrations of the numbers 5 and 8. The number 5 symbolizes change, adaptability, progress, activity, free-will, positive life choices and decisions, personal freedom and fortunate opportunities.
The number 8 signifies abundance, manifesting wealth, truth, success, achievement, inner – wisdom, self – reliance, the spiritual law of cause and effect and karma.
The angel number 58 is a message from the angels that your financial situation will soon significantly be improved. Expect abundance in the near future.
Maybe you will get a new job or a promotion, a bonus or a raise. It’s important to maintain a positive outlook on things and release all negativity from your life.
And it just keeps going....

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
7 and 8 are all about wisdom 2 and 5 are the fun ones if I'm remembering my numerology right. Especially 5. 5 fucks.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/76D5z8V.mp4

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Doc Hawkins posted:

also the iron age was over by then

Aramoro posted:

I'm pretty intriged by the this idea that the Roman Empire was an Iron Age society.

I mean what do you want to call it? The Glass Age?

The three‐age system is questionably useful romanticism anyway. I’m taking pœtic licence.

“The U.S. is a third‐world country.”

“Well actually I think you will find it is a first‐world country. By definition, it must be aligned with itself.”

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

7 and 8 are all about wisdom 2 and 5 are the fun ones if I'm remembering my numerology right. Especially 5. 5 fucks.

5 is my fave number. I looked it up on that website and was disappointed tbh

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Carthag Tuek posted:

i have a huge fondness for the "animutation era" as i called it in my peer-reviewed article

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M

Now that is truly a blast from the past

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Dixville posted:

5 is my fave number. I looked it up on that website and was disappointed tbh

https://affinitynumerology.com/number-meanings/number-5-meaning.php

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Sjs00 posted:

Have you seen Predestination? Good time travel film

I think I will

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Somfin posted:

I think I will

It's a real fun watch. Probably one of the 'cleanest' time travel films I've seen.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/AdultSwimNoCon/status/1261737097121222659

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Wha happen??

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

TK-42-1 posted:

Wha happen??

He dead.

slowm
Sep 5, 2013

live slow, die whenevs

WHA HAPPEN?!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

slowm posted:

WHA HAPPEN?!

He die

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Platystemon posted:

“The U.S. is a third‐world country.”

“Well actually I think you will find it is a first‐world country. By definition, it must be aligned with itself.”

At this point, I'm pretty sure it's second-world.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Hyperlynx posted:

At this point, I'm pretty sure it's second-world.

What do you think second world country means

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What do you think second world country means

Apart from the "socialist" part, "under the influence of the Soviet Union" works pretty well

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Memento posted:

Apart from the "socialist" part, "under the influence of the Soviet Union" works pretty well

Yep sounds like the United states to me

(1st world is capitalist, 2nd world is communist, 3rd world is Wildcard)

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

I just showed this to my Spanish girlfriend and all she said was.

"No. No no no no no. No. Noooooo......."

For about thirty seconds.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

James Woods posted:

I just showed this to my Spanish girlfriend and all she said was.

"No. No no no no no. No. Noooooo......."

For about thirty seconds.

Has she had previous partners turned into chickens by witches and this is triggering her PTSD?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Platystemon posted:

I mean what do you want to call it? The Glass Age?

The three‐age system is questionably useful romanticism anyway. I’m taking pœtic licence.

“The U.S. is a third‐world country.”

“Well actually I think you will find it is a first‐world country. By definition, it must be aligned with itself.”

I think this is from Age of Empires

Is a good question though

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I like that we assume the united states is a. legitimately capitalist and b. aligned with itself.

We're like 2 months out from neo-feudalism

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

A Moose posted:

We're like 2 months out from neo-feudalism

gently caress yeah, burn it all down and turn all the clocks back several centuries. Personally I'm hoping that those giant Elizabethan ruffs come back into fashion.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

They've actually already had the funeral. Here's the footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

gently caress yeah, burn it all down and turn all the clocks back several centuries. Personally I'm hoping that those giant Elizabethan ruffs come back into fashion.



drat that boi got a pointy chin.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



It's a couch potato

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