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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

What if we find human constructs under the sands of mars

now that would gently caress things up for us wouldn't it?

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Human constructs? What's a human construct? Skyscrapers invented in the past 200 years and nintendos?

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Oh god, imagine if they were pyramids and ancient tombs with like hieroglyphics and poo poo.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Zesty posted:

Human constructs? What's a human construct? Skyscrapers invented in the past 200 years and nintendos?

A fully operational Good Burger at the base of Elysium Mons. John Glenn is passed out in a booth.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

DrSunshine posted:

Oh god, imagine if they were pyramids and ancient tombs with like hieroglyphics and poo poo.

That'd be great filter territory right there.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Raenir Salazar posted:

That'd be great filter territory right there.

We would never heard the end of the :smugbert: from the woo wackjobs!

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

skooma512 posted:

A fully operational Good Burger at the base of Elysium Mons. John Glenn is passed out in a booth.

When you go to pay, the worker seems to be looking through you. Are her eyes just solid black?

It would be rude to stare.

You pull out your credit card.

"No sir, there's no need for that here."

She slides the food tray towards you.

It's the most perfect hamburger you've ever seen.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



some wild UFO poo poo went down in Brazil this week, near Rio, town of Mage

I'd effortpost but I'm on a kindle and it feels bad to type on it but apparently there was a crash? Tons of weird lights sighted around there, as well as over the Great Lakes, information locked down immediately but trickling out now-

it's super bizarre- if explainable in mundane terms, still looks like some crazy military hardware malfunction, or a crazier hoax ginned up by a fascist government for political reasons

anyway lots of stuff on the #MageUFO tag

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Peanut Butler posted:

some wild UFO poo poo went down in Brazil this week, near Rio, town of Mage

I'd effortpost but I'm on a kindle and it feels bad to type on it but apparently there was a crash? Tons of weird lights sighted around there, as well as over the Great Lakes, information locked down immediately but trickling out now-

it's super bizarre- if explainable in mundane terms, still looks like some crazy military hardware malfunction, or a crazier hoax ginned up by a fascist government for political reasons

anyway lots of stuff on the #MageUFO tag

Most likely some military hardware, either foreign or domestic that crashed or something.

Someone posted a picture of a mixing bowl in the dark and said it was a UFO and people are eating it up.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I love the dozens upon dozens of tweets that end with "Twitter keeps taking down these posts! They don't want the public to know! Share to get the word out!". Yeah, folks, you're clearly outpacing their insidious efforts to silence the truth :rolleyes:

I will never understand the conspiratorial mindset.

Classon Ave. Robot
Oct 7, 2019

by Athanatos

Cugel the Clever posted:

I will never understand the conspiratorial mindset.

Malevolent gods are better than none.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Classon Ave. Robot posted:

Malevolent gods are better than none.

All the sense of security that you know exactly what's going on and none of the burden of having to do anything about it.

Classon Ave. Robot
Oct 7, 2019

by Athanatos
You don't even have to know all about what's going on. It's just more comforting to think that someone is in control of everything behind the scenes and even if they're evil it's better than the truth: things happen for no reason and the world is run by incompetent shitheads who gently caress everything up out of incompetence just as often as malevolence.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Yeah I just went down the mage ufo rabbit hole. There is a ton of obviously fake poo poo getting posted, but something definitely went down. There is too much out there from locals who saw poo poo and have video. I seriously doubt it was aliens and most likely military hardware. The only thing for sure is something unusual was in the sky and the military was in the area. Beyond that there is really no way to separate the facts from the bullshit. Still interesting even if it was something boring like a drone or space debris.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Space debris is not boring.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Peanut Butler posted:

some wild UFO poo poo went down in Brazil this week, near Rio, town of Mage

I'd effortpost but I'm on a kindle and it feels bad to type on it but apparently there was a crash? Tons of weird lights sighted around there, as well as over the Great Lakes, information locked down immediately but trickling out now-

it's super bizarre- if explainable in mundane terms, still looks like some crazy military hardware malfunction, or a crazier hoax ginned up by a fascist government for political reasons

anyway lots of stuff on the #MageUFO tag

Wait, Great Lakes?

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
Speaking of Conway's game of life from earlier, I saw a video of where you had conways game of life *inside* conway's game of life and it was the most incredible thing.

Other variations where you feed in "Rule X" into Conway are also cool.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

What if we find human constructs under the sands of mars

now that would gently caress things up for us wouldn't it?

DrSunshine posted:

Oh god, imagine if they were pyramids and ancient tombs with like hieroglyphics and poo poo.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

PawParole posted:

Wait, Great Lakes?

I believe he is referring to some of the videos posted from the Brazil incident have very similar looking lights to some recent videos that got posted from the great lakes region. The ones I saw had some kind of weird effect around them that honestly looked to me like it was caused by a camera trying to take a video of a light far off in the night sky and not something weird about the light itself, but I really didn't look at it too closely.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Just imagine finding a loving house on Mars. A regular house. We have no clue what's under the sands of Mars.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Just imagine finding a loving house on Mars. A regular house. We have no clue what's under the sands of Mars.

https://youtu.be/JRXXjTPUqrM

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



yeah my main conspiratorial suspicion is that it's a state actor hoax to even further muddy the waters of shared reality- that a warplane or whatever crashed and presented an opportunity to create chaos in the narrative

not like an illuminati perfect mind control flawless plan thing, but an attempt by far-right governments to create confusion and distraction while doing awful things to people

it's just weird, never seen a sighting that seems to have this degree of reality to it

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Raenir Salazar posted:

Speaking of Conway's game of life from earlier, I saw a video of where you had conways game of life *inside* conway's game of life and it was the most incredible thing.

Other variations where you feed in "Rule X" into Conway are also cool.

Sounds interesting, have you got a link?

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Trainee PornStar posted:

Sounds interesting, have you got a link?

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP5-iIeKXE8

And Conways game of life with rule 30: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK7nBOLYzdE

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Raenir Salazar posted:

Speaking of Conway's game of life from earlier, I saw a video of where you had conways game of life *inside* conway's game of life and it was the most incredible thing.

Other variations where you feed in "Rule X" into Conway are also cool.

Yeah, Conway's game of life is Turing-complete. (Meaning, you can use it to build a Turing machine, so you can do any sort of calculation you want.)

My favorite one is the tetris emulator, where they had to build an entire 8-bit processor (made of cellular automata using Game of Life rules) to run it: https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/11880/build-a-working-game-of-tetris-in-conways-game-of-life

ashpanash fucked around with this message at 00:34 on May 17, 2020

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Raenir Salazar posted:

Speaking of Conway's game of life from earlier, I saw a video of where you had conways game of life *inside* conway's game of life and it was the most incredible thing.

Other variations where you feed in "Rule X" into Conway are also cool.


Thank you for these videos. I read Stephen Wolfram's entire diatribe and am still angry at him for not leading with a flashy video showing off what cellular automatons look like in motion. It's not like he was following any established channels for communicating science that he had to cater to.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
I was thinking but, why not try to demonstrate his theory with like, a really massive and ambitious conway simulation? Like something on some massive scale needing a thousand computers to complete a nifty 5 minute video.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Just imagine finding a loving house on Mars. A regular house. We have no clue what's under the sands of Mars.

Sunday Night Yams at Minnie and Earls is a good story about that, but it’s the moon, not mars

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Maybe this sounds nutty, but really guys, Mars is the archaelogical haven somewhat on our doorstep, one loving bone changes history. that's how interesting it is,

What i'm trying to relay here, is that whether we see a blinking light in the sky etc, the discovery of the human race can be answered by an object in our solar system. Because one loving bone means we aren't alone.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Or go to Europa and find something alive right now.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Slavvy posted:

Or go to Europa and find something alive right now.

ALL OF THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE :ohdear:

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Maybe this sounds nutty, but really guys, Mars is the archaelogical haven somewhat on our doorstep, one loving bone changes history. that's how interesting it is,

What i'm trying to relay here, is that whether we see a blinking light in the sky etc, the discovery of the human race can be answered by an object in our solar system. Because one loving bone means we aren't alone.



Care to inform the class what the chart means.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Bunch of red poo poo on Europa that isn't on Enceladus. I'd like to see what it is.

Minerals? Prove it. Send a variety of probes down. Landers, Drills, Submarines, a manned outpost. The works.

Zesty fucked around with this message at 08:56 on May 17, 2020

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Raenir Salazar posted:

Care to inform the class what the chart means.

Radiation on mars by Rem/yr

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


Zesty posted:

Bunch of red poo poo on Europa that isn't on Enceladus. I'd like to see what it is.

Minerals? Prove it. Send a variety of probes down. Landers, Drills, Submarines, a manned outpost. The works.
Manned stuff on Europa is... complicated, iirc the place gets cooked pretty hard by jupiters rad belts.

StratGoatCom fucked around with this message at 12:19 on May 17, 2020

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Can someone verify this is actually from the most recent event in brazil


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSZUelLdAM

Hoping im not spreading disinformation.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


It's an unrelated drone show.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Because one loving bone means we aren't alone.

rap lyrics

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
fun fact! Aliens lack the musculature to look up so they don’t understand the sky

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Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Hoping im not spreading disinformation.

:rolleyes:

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