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SamsCola: Jun 5, 2009; Pillbug

Speaking of airport fire foam, an airport fire truck was called to downtown Chicago to put out an underground electrical fire. I imagine both the foam and whatever was burning down there added some nasty stuff into the air...

The foam is pretty.

# ? May 17, 2020 22:04

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Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

You have to wonder if whatever chemical they're spraying there just happened to be purple, or if there was some dye added (to look unusual/hazardous and encourage people to stay away?).

# ? May 17, 2020 22:13

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Wouldn't it be Co2 for an electrical fire?

# ? May 17, 2020 22:13

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

yeah, that looks like pkp which is the last thing you want for an electrical fire.

# ? May 17, 2020 22:18

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

SamsCola posted:

Speaking of airport fire foam, an airport fire truck was called to downtown Chicago to put out an underground electrical fire. I imagine both the foam and whatever was burning down there added some nasty stuff into the air...

The foam is pretty.

Looks like something you'd get hosed down with if you lost on a kids game show

# ? May 17, 2020 22:19

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/ZytbNhQ.mp4
stolen from Pennywise the Frown's post

# ? May 17, 2020 22:35

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

Arrhythmia posted:

What if you've put the nozzle up your butt and someone turns it on? What then smart guy?

yeah haha. describe what that would be like in detail. like what would that smell like haha.

# ? May 17, 2020 23:23

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Super Soaker Party! posted:

You'd think with that much experience you'd be able to consistently spell the verb "felling" instead of getting one out of three attempts correct.

"falling a tree" is also acceptable lingo :eng101:

# ? May 17, 2020 23:46

Pacra: Aug 5, 2004

# ? May 17, 2020 23:57

Munin: Nov 14, 2004

Pacra posted:

Man: "Our drains keep flooding. It sucks..."
Genius: "I've got just the solution for that!"

# ? May 18, 2020 00:25

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Pacra posted:

The rain in Spain lies mainly 'round the drain

# ? May 18, 2020 00:28

grillster: Dec 25, 2004

That flooding is an easy fix, just hire a guy to squeegee it in.

# ? May 18, 2020 00:47

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The rain in Spain lies mainly 'round the drain

# ? May 18, 2020 01:36

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

That situation is surprisingly common.

The drain is basically the top of a pipe that really isn't moving. So after a few years of the land around it sinking, what started as a sensible drain at the low spot is now a silly drain at a high spot.

# ? May 18, 2020 01:42

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Super Soaker Party! posted:

You'd think with that much experience you'd be able to consistently spell the verb "felling" instead of getting one out of three attempts correct.

looks like a job for tree fellers

# ? May 18, 2020 01:43

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.

Pacra posted:

So every kitchen drain ever? Only it's outside for some reason.

# ? May 18, 2020 01:43

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The rain in Spain lies mainly 'round the drain

genius

# ? May 18, 2020 01:51

mystes: May 31, 2006

thatbastardken posted:

looks like a job for tree fellers

Maybe you could make do with two if they're good fellers.

# ? May 18, 2020 01:53

bertolt rekt: Jul 30, 2007

Super Soaker Party! posted:

You'd think with that much experience you'd be able to consistently spell the verb "felling" instead of getting one out of three attempts correct.

really glad this take no prisoners bad boy is on OUR side

# ? May 18, 2020 01:58

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Alkydere posted:

So every kitchen drain ever? Only it's outside for some reason.

I have a hot button on kitchen drainage. When I moved into the fancy new on-campus apartments I was confronted by an abomination: a perfectly flat countertop with a sink surrounded by a raised lip. Got water on the counter ? Too loving bad, there's something in the way of just wiping it into the sink.

My current apartment soothes me. The sink is a double-basin, 2x15" with a 3" separator that you can put a stack of freshly washed plates down on before you rinse them. on either side of the sink is a stainless steel top 24" wide sloped and grooved to drain any excess liquid right into the sink. I have a dish drying rack, coffee pot, and toaster on the right side. On the left is the cover for the sink that would give me almost 7' of counter if I used it, that has a food processor and dirty dishes that shouldn't soak on it. Seven feet of sink done right.

# ? May 18, 2020 02:34

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://i.imgur.com/qcRxChJ.mp4

nahh

_nahh

# ? May 18, 2020 02:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

yikes

# ? May 18, 2020 02:43

Bertha the Toaster: Jan 11, 2009

He's still down there right?

All of the nope.

# ? May 18, 2020 02:46

coke: Jul 12, 2009

SamsCola posted:

Speaking of airport fire foam, an airport fire truck was called to downtown Chicago to put out an underground electrical fire. I imagine both the foam and whatever was burning down there added some nasty stuff into the air...

The foam is pretty.

wow gender reveal party is getting grand

also anyone know how to hire a firetruck or custom colored foam?

# ? May 18, 2020 02:53

grillster: Dec 25, 2004

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qcRxChJ.mp4

nahh

_nahh

That's a human pig.

# ? May 18, 2020 02:53

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

When you absolutely have to get that fish out of the well

# ? May 18, 2020 02:56

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Why would anyone do that?

# ? May 18, 2020 02:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LifeSunDeath posted:

Why would anyone do that?

Can�t back down from a triple dog dare my man

# ? May 18, 2020 02:58

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

I assume they dropped something down there, tried to fish it out by whatever means they had at hand, couldn't get it, and decided to do it the old fashioned way.

Either that, or you can explain the whole thing by the language they're speaking.

# ? May 18, 2020 02:59