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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Centrist Committee posted:

yeah it’s called boston dynamics and there was just a video of them roaming the streets of Singapore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG8GtxV8-aI&t=74s

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Propitious Jerk
Sep 13, 2010
TIL that Jim Henson made a bunch of muppet commercials for a coffee company that implied people that didn't drink it would be killed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIizQQol0&t=160s

"Some learn, some don't", said the muppet matter of factly as it wiped the blood of the other muppet off its sword with a handkerchief.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Animal-Mother posted:

Why would you pay for a spray tan when you live somewhere sunny?

Take it from someone who lives in the skin cancer capital of the world. Avoiding the sun can be OK sometimes.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Colonel Cancer posted:

That's kinda kickass, I can't wait to see Electric Ghost

Isn't that a gas ghost?

edit:
JESUS CHRIST :popeye:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Propitious Jerk posted:

TIL that Jim Henson made a bunch of muppet commercials for a coffee company that implied people that didn't drink it would be killed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIizQQol0&t=160s

"Some learn, some don't", said the muppet matter of factly as it wiped the blood of the other muppet off its sword with a handkerchief.

OH MY WORD. These are great.

I particularly like this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIizQQol0&t=239s

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/designboom/status/1262141099382059009?s=20

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Be nice to them and listen to their needs and concerns and treat them like equal human beings all sharing this shelter together and build a good rapport with them in general so they don't want to immediately gut you and eat you? How could that possibly be a solution, clearly we need bomb collars.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006


That show was pretty funny.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




This isn't Dahir Insaat enough.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/hels/status/1262214629398364161

This story is :discourse: personified.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


This makes me even more mad that uber is squeezing out the local alternatives :mad:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


quote:

Isn't business supposed to solve problems?

:rolleyes:

e:

quote:

He messaged me asking me if I knew anything about Doordash, and oh boy, did I get Softbank-triggered.

:rolleyes: but bigger

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I mean good job clowning on doordash with your rich multiple-restaurant-in-NYC-owning buddy but lmao gently caress this dude

quote:

Maybe this is why he runs an "actual business" while I trade options while doing brand consulting and writing newsletters.

Propitious Jerk
Sep 13, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

OH MY WORD. These are great.

I particularly like this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIizQQol0&t=239s

That puppet is, ironically, ice cold.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

That show was pretty funny.

Get Smart the cone of silence! I loved it as a kid!

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005



Tunicate
May 15, 2012


the CIA regularly investigated Get Smart because (among other things) the cone of silence was too close to poo poo they were actually trying

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Boksi
Jan 11, 2016

That's the Spirit of Australia alright.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Maybe the airline should have spent less on avocado toast.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Platystemon posted:

Maybe the airline should have spent less on avocado toast.

that's silly why not just pick up a trade, there's big demand for airlines to become plumbers

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 214 days!

blatman posted:

that's silly why not just pick up a trade, there's big demand for airlines to become plumbers

diversifying income streams to remain solvent in a crisis is just basic business, maybe they need a course in financial literacy

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Jel Shaker posted:

I’m going to set up a “doomsday poopers” movement, whose only job is to clog the air vents of all these bunkers

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

SplitSoul posted:

I'm in, but can we change one letter?

:itwaspoo:

:argh:

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Hodgepodge posted:

diversifying income streams to remain solvent in a crisis is just basic business, maybe they need a course in financial literacy

You mean picking up activities unrelated to your core business? What are you, some kind of Asian conglomerate? Here in the anglosphere we call that inefficient, send a VC fund to buy up your company, load it up to the gills in debt, split off all the divisions into their own companies and float them back on the market for some sucker to buy. That's freedom, bitch.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




:five:

Capitalism is farce.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1262407584918786053

Warmachine posted:

Capitalism is farce.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/1262423582837141504

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



I’m low carbing!! *injects syringe of clarified butter directly into femoral artery*

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


just eat a tub of ham w/ a fork or hell use your fingers like a animal

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Brian would get sucked into this capitalist marketing of a timeless tradition

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Y'all mock but remember that the Atkins/keto diet was popular with goons like 10-15 years before its current heyday, and had at least one goon eating nothing but butter and bacon for every meal.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
meat men eating meat getting the keto flu and saying thats good fight through it with some lard

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Is he still alive?

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Keto works if you're not a moron and eat vegetables and stuff like a normal person.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

MonsieurChoc posted:

Keto works if you're not a moron and eat vegetables and stuff like a normal person.

Nah I'm pretty sure every meal can be beef jerky dipped in queso

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

MonsieurChoc posted:

Keto works if you're not a moron and eat vegetables and stuff like a normal person.

I suggest just eating normal in general.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/paulbensonsucks/status/1262158583845793794

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmao nice

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