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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I found the tv movie on youtube and holy hell the wardrobes





shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 07:22 on May 18, 2020

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Patware
Jan 3, 2005

i'm really glad the movie title is in that first picture in particular because it really elevates it somehow

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The hero's name is Jake Cardigan.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The hero's name is Jake Cardigan.

Decendant of James Burdell perhaps.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

shame on an IGA posted:

I found the tv movie on youtube and holy hell the wardrobes







Looks dapper and snazzy af?

:shrug:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



Look, it's Dollar Store Phil Hartman!

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/18/south-korean-football-team-apologises-for-using-sex-dolls-to-fill-stands

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/haunttamale/sta...ingawful.com%2F

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



"thanks a lot China" ?

get hosed Ben

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

*infinite screaming in statistician*

https://twitter.com/ChristineCSE/st...ingawful.com%2F

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



:psyduck:

What the gently caress?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Sometimes sports fans are a bit obscene.

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1262337686649614336?s=19

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

lmao sex dolls are really expensive you don't accidentally buy a lot of them

bengy81
May 8, 2010

That Works posted:

"thanks a lot China" ?

get hosed Ben

Nothing worse than a conservative that thinks they are funny.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1261829390951788544?s=20

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

PookBear posted:

lmao sex dolls are really expensive you don't accidentally buy a lot of them

I'm going to hate the fact that I know this but, they're not as expensive as they used to be when Realdoll was the big name. China finally got on the gently caress doll wagon a few years back and they run $500-1k or so now. Readily available in the hidden sexual wellness section of Amazon.

I really wish I didn't know that, but now you guys do too, and will get questionable looks if you bring it up anywhere. Enjoy.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1262424915564691456?s=21

its a dig at biden

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
"this could be the attack that finally costs Trump support among moderate Republicans!"

- some poli sci dipshit

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Hahaha that's like low budget sports movies that try to fill out arena crowds with cardboard standees and sometimes the camera pans too high and it looks bizarre.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1262370919240003584?s=21

This is the dumbest loving country on earth

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


When the second wave hits gonna be a real whodunnit

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I'm going to hate the fact that I know this but, they're not as expensive as they used to be when Realdoll was the big name. China finally got on the gently caress doll wagon a few years back and they run $500-1k or so now. Readily available in the hidden sexual wellness section of Amazon.

I really wish I didn't know that, but now you guys do too, and will get questionable looks if you bring it up anywhere. Enjoy.

Yeah but 500 bucks is a lot of money to fill up a stadium with per seat.

Problematic Soup
Feb 18, 2007

PookBear posted:

Yeah but 500 bucks is a lot of money to fill up a stadium with per seat.

Hey, if you know a better way to expense sex dolls from a company budget, I’d like to hear it. :colbert:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah. That's why they're not in every seat.

I'd wager the wholesale cost is less than that. Money saved by not shipping them over an entire ocean. Don't forget the bulk buy discount.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Some of them may also be items that can’t be sold to customers due to QA issues but will do just fine to sit in a stadium wearing a hat and jacket.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Factory reject sex dolls to fill stadium seats is not something I expect in my news feed.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I'm going to hate the fact that I know this but, they're not as expensive as they used to be when Realdoll was the big name. China finally got on the gently caress doll wagon a few years back and they run $500-1k or so now. Readily available in the hidden sexual wellness section of Amazon.

I really wish I didn't know that, but now you guys do too, and will get questionable looks if you bring it up anywhere. Enjoy.

the reviews are something else, when you can find them

Midjack posted:

Some of them may also be items that can’t be sold to customers due to QA issues but will do just fine to sit in a stadium wearing a hat and jacket.

but then you can't re-use the company expensed gently caress doll

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
Death of the author. Its not a sex doll unless you gently caress it.

Also, Fit Form Function joke.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

RFC2324 posted:

the reviews are something else, when you can find them

I'm sure they will remind me of when I used to read craigslist personals for entertainment value. Seriously used to be the best reading while taking a poo poo.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I'd love to watch sports where they edit in the crowd and announced from NBA jams

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Factory reject sex doll

Mods can i get a name change?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/bellingcat/status/1262385777461415936?s=20

Weird that the map doesn't have any checkins at the Deed

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

but then you can't re-use the company expensed gently caress doll

A year from now these dolls will be for sale in the souvenir shop, right next to individual seats from the old stadium.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
If it was in Japan I'd agree without a thought, because they're kinkier than a ten year old garden hose. I don't know about Koreans, maybe they just don't advertise their societal perversions as much as Japan.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1262432793268797441

Shits gonna get fuuuuuucked

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/bellingcat/status/1262385777461415936?s=20

Weird that the map doesn't have any checkins at the Deed

Sort of the same thing happening in Norwegian media at the moment. Except here it was an as of now unknown app that sold "anonymized" location data to a firm in Britain, that the Norwegian public broadcaster bought.

They then filtered out devices that had been in restricted zones, found out where they were at night, and used public records to find their identities. Article here, right click -> translate worked fine in chrome https://www.nrk.no/norge/xl/norske-offiserer-og-soldater-avslort-av-mobilen-1.14890424

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
ahahahahahaha

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1262479492829847553

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1262480242553257988

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




drat, just came to post that. But :lol::lol::lol:

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Finally, some good news

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
They have to be loving patting him on the head and giving him a placebo sugar pill every day.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1262481697226047488

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