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Log082 posted:gently caress, get him on tape for an interview or something because "secret crashed Russian space capsule" is an even cooler conspiracy theory than aliens and it deserves to go viral. He's super dead now, but it's not an unknown thing / theory. It's just that UFO folks are really good at yelling loudly over the facts.
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the aliens are real and they are my friend
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May 15, 2020 00:32
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Latest from the Pentagon, drone-size vehicle sightings: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/14/us/politics/navy-ufo-reports.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage (NoScript blocks the NYT paywall) quote:Some of the incidents involved fighter squadrons aboard the aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt. One of the former F/A-18 Super Hornet pilots, Lt. Ryan Graves, last year described a close encounter off Virginia Beach with what looked like a flying sphere encasing a cube, as recounted by a fellow pilot and later reported to the squadron safety officer.
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May 15, 2020 14:22
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Aliens getting lazy with their designs, now they're just flying dang cubes.
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May 15, 2020 14:46
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Mooey Cow posted:Aliens getting lazy with their designs, now they're just flying dang cubes. 
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May 15, 2020 14:58
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Pontificating rear end posted:the aliens are real and they are my friend Ok
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May 18, 2020 18:11
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UFOs are actually time travelers from the future that go back in time to very specific points to see what all those UFOs actually were.
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May 18, 2020 18:37
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Last night I was taken up into the sky in a bright shaft of light and I thought to myself "Holy poo poo, I was wrong, aliens are real!" but it turned out I was being Raptured. Also heaven has WIFI
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May 18, 2020 18:46
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You sure you didn't just pass out in a walmart parking lot again? I hear it's very similar to both experiences.
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May 18, 2020 18:48
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I think God fulfills every criteria of being an alien, including having a keen interest in butts.
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May 18, 2020 18:48
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The alien agenda: https://m.youtube.com/watchv=6tzar4wrp40
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May 18, 2020 19:13
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The alien agenda: https://m.youtube.com/watchv=6tzar4wrp40 
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May 19, 2020 13:04
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anyone got the videos from Mage Brazil? apparently tonsof video coming out of there in the last few days of blue orbs and poo poo. one video reportedly shows a bright blue flash (holy gently caress). reports from civilians on the street say government has a block locked down and are shooting down drones that are trying to sneak a peek. UFOs are real but lol if u think they are here to save us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBJfUuVqJ8 flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 19:11 on May 21, 2020 |
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May 21, 2020 19:09
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The Earth is the galactic version of a fishbowl. Human kind and the genetic diversity required to support a system of planetary life (the rest of nature/natural organic life) are all carefully monitored and with various applications of a universal standard of the anthropological principle (or none at all depending on the overlord entities respect for the concept and/or intergalactic law if one exists and is enforceable). Humans are being genetically, and spiritually molded (for better or worse depending on the overlord entity/entites in charge of the process) in order to either assimilate Humankind into an intergalactic body, or as to be "farmed" for whatever resource that the overlord entities require (sustenance or slavery). Hopefully it's the former and we're just at the "intergalactic pet/zoo" level of evolution and not the "tender Human veal" stage of evolution.
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May 21, 2020 19:49
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Dick Bastardly posted:The Earth is the galactic version of a fishbowl. Human kind and the genetic diversity required to support a system of planetary life (the rest of nature/natural organic life) are all carefully monitored and with various applications of a universal standard of the anthropological principle (or none at all depending on the overlord entities respect for the concept and/or intergalactic law if one exists and is enforceable). Humans are being genetically, and spiritually molded (for better or worse depending on the overlord entity/entites in charge of the process) in order to either assimilate Humankind into an intergalactic body, or as to be "farmed" for whatever resource that the overlord entities require (sustenance or slavery). Hopefully it's the former and we're just at the "intergalactic pet/zoo" level of evolution and not the "tender Human veal" stage of evolution. obesity levels in the US suggest #2
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May 21, 2020 20:10
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:anyone got the videos from Mage Brazil? apparently tonsof video coming out of there in the last few days of blue orbs and poo poo. one video reportedly shows a bright blue flash (holy gently caress). reports from civilians on the street say government has a block locked down and are shooting down drones that are trying to sneak a peek. this is some of the most compelling video of anything I've ever seen anywhere about literally any topic, thank you for this
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May 21, 2020 20:13
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if 2020 ends with an actual literal alien invasion i will laugh my rear end off as they march me off to the rendering vats
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May 21, 2020 20:41
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It's hard to imagine what resources a Civilization capable of speedy interplanetary travel would want from Earth. The things we would want would have been solvable technologically with that kind of access to energy.
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May 21, 2020 20:47
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Goodpancakes posted:It's hard to imagine what resources a Civilization capable of speedy interplanetary travel would want from Earth. The things we would want would have been solvable technologically with that kind of access to energy. Maybe they want new buddies.
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May 21, 2020 20:50
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Goodpancakes posted:It's hard to imagine what resources a Civilization capable of speedy interplanetary travel would want from Earth. The things we would want would have been solvable technologically with that kind of access to energy. Probably a whole ton of butt-related probe research.
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May 21, 2020 21:22
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:anyone got the videos from Mage Brazil? apparently tonsof video coming out of there in the last few days of blue orbs and poo poo. one video reportedly shows a bright blue flash (holy gently caress). reports from civilians on the street say government has a block locked down and are shooting down drones that are trying to sneak a peek. Those kinds of videos have been popping up all over India and some of China and it is kind of interesting. However, they are indicative of absolutely nothing other than some kind of point source lights in the sky unfortunately. Could be anything. Probably planes.
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May 21, 2020 21:36
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Big Beef City posted:this is some of the most compelling video of anything I've ever seen anywhere about literally any topic, thank you for this idk if youre being sarcastic or not but yeah this shits pretty heady. I love the idea of ufos and aliens but Its just hard to buy the concept wholesale. my first instinct is to call fake on the two initial videos in the link I posted before but watching them over and over again they look pretty legit. at least the second one looks real. https://aldianews.com/articles/cultura/social/strange-phenomenon-seen-brazilian-sky-triggers-conspiracy-theories/58473 that link talks about thousands of people posting their own personal videos of the encounters but they are being taken down. what are the explosions? what the gently caress was that first video with the blue flashes? that cant be real lol.
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May 21, 2020 21:42
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Goodpancakes posted:It's hard to imagine what resources a Civilization capable of speedy interplanetary travel would want from Earth. The things we would want would have been solvable technologically with that kind of access to energy. Possibly we’re the only other “intelligent” species they’ve discovered? Possibly a race that seeks to “uplift” others
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May 21, 2020 22:09
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If UFOs are real and actually abducting people and probing and gaping butts, would y'all actually change your lives at all. As in if the governments came out and said yeah this poo poo is actually happening but we can't do anything about it. Would you fortify your home or just let it happen and call in sick to work the next day , reason:aliens were up my rear end again last night
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May 21, 2020 22:18
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we need to address the possibility that we're the sentinel island of planets
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May 21, 2020 22:21
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I wanna punch a flying saucer
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May 21, 2020 22:34
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It's an optical illusion, geese, gas or some other mundane thing. We rot alone, screaming into blackness. We are worms feeding off a festering ball of decaying matter, suffocating in our own collective excretions.
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May 21, 2020 22:43
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:If UFOs are real and actually abducting people and probing and gaping butts, would y'all actually change your lives at all. As in if the governments came out and said yeah this poo poo is actually happening but we can't do anything about it. Would you fortify your home or just let it happen and call in sick to work the next day , reason:aliens were up my rear end again last night I'd paint an alien target on my butt and drive around abandoned rural roads at night, pantsless, if it was true... wouldn't you?
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May 21, 2020 22:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'd paint an alien target on my butt and drive around abandoned rural roads at night, pantsless, if it was true... wouldn't you? I truss up my truck to look like a saucer and drive around out here in the country with a sign that says "FREE INTERGALACTIC rear end FUCKIN" and "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE TURD KIND" but still, none come to the call of my mothership
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May 21, 2020 23:06
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Big Beef City posted:I truss up my truck to look like a saucer and drive around out here in the country with a sign that says "FREE INTERGALACTIC rear end FUCKIN" and "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE TURD KIND" but still, none come to the call of my mothership That’s cause you decked out your truck to look like a saucer when their natural prey is pickup trucks.
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May 21, 2020 23:09
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No I'M the aliens in this scenario! OMG you never pay attention when I talk
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May 21, 2020 23:13
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 anyone ever heard of the devils bells of Siberia? I think that's what they are called anyway. they pop into my head often because they are just so bizzare, not a lot of documentation on them. the first time I heard the story it was in the context of the first expedition to the region to study the Tunguska event in 1921 by leonid kulik. the region is 100,000 square kilometers of swamp and taiga. when they are traveling by canoe through some bogs, they describe an odd phenomenon where the poles they would use to push off the swamp floor would strike metal. the locals go on to explain 'sunken metal bells' that have always just kind of been there. legends from the region describe them as always being warm no matter the weather, and people who stay there more than one days in a row get sick and die quickly.  digging deeper I can find links to the 'global defense grid' that the ancients built on ley lines or whatever. heres a link if anyone else would like to read more on this topic. https://fdocuments.us/document/paranormal-russia-tunguska.html
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Big Beef City posted:No I'M the aliens in this scenario! OMG you never pay attention when I talk I suggest hooking up a MOOG synthesizer to your coal-rolling rig.
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May 21, 2020 23:21
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:anyone got the videos from Mage Brazil? apparently tonsof video coming out of there in the last few days of blue orbs and poo poo. one video reportedly shows a bright blue flash (holy gently caress). reports from civilians on the street say government has a block locked down and are shooting down drones that are trying to sneak a peek. God drat space orbs
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:
Here's a link directly to where these 'radioactive' death domes would be, as exactly as I can find. In a valley next to a "right" tributary to the river named in the work. https://goo.gl/maps/J2M4En1ZbLJmdzidA Have fun looking around. It's an ...out there place. I had fun checking out the local digs.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:If UFOs are real and actually abducting people and probing and gaping butts, would y'all actually change your lives at all. As in if the governments came out and said yeah this poo poo is actually happening but we can't do anything about it. Would you fortify your home or just let it happen and call in sick to work the next day , reason:aliens were up my rear end again last night this if it real well then guess what.... your butt has been probed and if you dont remember the occasion then the screen memories are working top notch  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mooey Cow posted:UFOs are actually time travelers from the future that go back in time to very specific points to see what all those UFOs actually were. Yeah and Greys? They are just future humans. Plastic surgery is completely out of control in the future.
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May 22, 2020 01:53
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:anyone got the videos from Mage Brazil? apparently tonsof video coming out of there in the last few days of blue orbs and poo poo. one video reportedly shows a bright blue flash (holy gently caress). reports from civilians on the street say government has a block locked down and are shooting down drones that are trying to sneak a peek. I can't tell if this was posted in earnest or not. Because, its literally just some out of focus lights.
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Cyril Sneer posted:I can't tell if this was posted in earnest or not. look man if you came to the UFO thread somehow not expecting out of focus lights then that's on you.
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