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You can’t even call that a blue steak it’s not seared or seasoned at all Those fries are hosed up too
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:12 |
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Grown men being fussy children about steak preparation is even more insufferable than being an epic bacon nerd because at least the bacon people are positive.
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:15 |
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While generally I agree Trump eating his steak well done with ketchup is kinda funny.
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:18 |
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Kunster posted:He also played it blind and when he streamed it was one of the first time ever broadcasts he ever did, which was a somewhat baffling decision. He could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he did a run of the game on his own before doing it! It's not like his audience wouldn't have minded seeing a completed save or something. watching people suck at video games is far more fun than watching someone competently play them unless they're like, world-record speedrun good
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:19 |
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Sleeveless posted:Grown men being fussy children about steak preparation is even more insufferable than being an epic bacon nerd because at least the bacon people are positive.
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:32 |
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Sleeveless posted:Grown men being fussy children about steak preparation is even more insufferable than being an epic bacon nerd because at least the bacon people are positive. we gotta be fussy about something
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:35 |
it looks like he dipped it in boiling water for 10 seconds. it doesn't look edible, that's not being fussy.
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:48 |
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I don't even know how it's possible to make fries look like that.
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# ? May 18, 2020 20:53 |
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Eat your steak by deep frying it for all I care, but I'm going to laugh at it.
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:03 |
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Learning to use fire and adapting to eat cooked meat over hundreds of thousands of years was one of the greatest boons to the human species and now the decadence of modern society has us wanting to run that back for some reason.
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:22 |
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I understand how he hosed up the steak, but I'm legit baffled what's going on with those chips. They look raw and ... sprayed with food dye?
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:24 |
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https://twitter.com/ExPoohBearant/status/1262470872603992075
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:26 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1262442758905778178?s=20 Ive heard that joke about steaks so rare they're just waved in front of the fire, but this one looks like it was dropped in boiling water for 10 seconds.
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:37 |
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that mushroom looks basically uncooked which sure raw mushrooms are fine but why pop out the stem if you're not going to roast the hell out of it
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:49 |
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I like blue steaks and I'd be disappointed to see that poo poo
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:54 |
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Medium for me please
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:59 |
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The fries and the mushroom are 1000% more offensive than the steak The fries look like a fisher price toy and the mushroom looks like they just pulled it out of their front yard and slapped it on a plate
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:00 |
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AnEdgelord posted:The fries and the mushroom are 1000% more offensive than the steak I'm so curious about those fries, that's straight mcdonalds ad level fake yellow, I have no idea how you even do that. I'm loving impressed if anything.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:02 |
looks more like pasta than french fries. all in all a deeply eldritch meal.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:06 |
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sexpig by night posted:I'm so curious about those fries, that's straight mcdonalds ad level fake yellow, I have no idea how you even do that. I'm loving impressed if anything.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:11 |
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Halloween Jack posted:I wanna say turmeric, but I can't see that happening when the steak looks like it was boiled for maybe a minute. yea I can think of a few spices that'd do that but that'd involve him to near perfectly make fries and then expertly apply the seasoning while also thinking his steak's ideal cooking is 'swished around in a big boiling pot like giant shabu shabu' and that's such a darker thought than like...for some reason they're mango noodles made to look like fries.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:13 |
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the steak is the least offensive item if only because it can still be fixed by getting dried off and popped in a pan for a little bit.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:13 |
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you could make an Uncut Gems level movie about that guy having to get home and make dinner. Maybe that's the true Uncle Gems.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:14 |
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Pharmaskittle posted:the steak is the least offensive item if only because it can still be fixed by getting dried off and popped in a pan for a little bit.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:28 |
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A website for rating British peoples' cooking was doomed to end in tragedy.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:35 |
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Shipon posted:watching people suck at video games is far more fun than watching someone competently play them unless they're like, world-record speedrun good I'm aware that most streaming and lp stuff is all about the quality of commentary involved, but Felix was most of the time wrestling controls/the streaming software/his console's cables to the capture card/etc. and bemoaning the experience rather than being actually entertaining. Plus he wanted to make it a semi-serious experience, given how much he hyped it before hand. I'm not expecting him to be Chip Cheezum but Goddamn.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:43 |
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I'd guess those fries were yukon gold potatoes or something. They could be okay if done right but somehow I doubt it.
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:47 |
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i haven't eaten meat in like a decade.......... that's an absurd amount of steak (or whatever) to eat, yea? like how can someone eat that much meat even if it was cooked properly
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:54 |
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Fries look like what you would get if you went to double fry the fries, first on a low temp to cook through, and then on a high to crisp up and give color, but then you skipped the second frying. Just floppy potatoes waterlogged and glistening with oil.
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# ? May 19, 2020 00:27 |
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Crane Fist posted:If by good you mean insane, just absolutely baffling Nah some of us eat normal food just different proportions of each thing
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# ? May 19, 2020 00:35 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Nah some of us eat normal food just different proportions of each thing Then you are fundamentally not Serious my friend
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# ? May 19, 2020 01:14 |
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https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/1262538028976930817
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# ? May 19, 2020 01:27 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1262442758905778178?s=20 Absolutely. No question. If you disagree then you’re wrong.
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# ? May 19, 2020 01:42 |
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Blowback is still excellently sourced and has a good rhythm to it, despite the subject matter being very complex at times. I'm 100% down with the traitor Brendan James continuing to make documentary-style series in the chapo sphere.
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# ? May 19, 2020 02:11 |
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Brace's sign off on today's TrueAnon featuring Matt and Will was like a Shakespearean sonnet: a poem delivered by a talented actor.
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# ? May 19, 2020 02:26 |
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First 15 minutes of the new episode are a wild ride
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WoodrowSkillson posted:you absolute ignoramuses, the best movie of 2018 was Twisted Pair and its not even close I know I’m super behind but gently caress yeah Neil Breen. It wasn’t as good as fateful findings, though
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# ? May 19, 2020 05:12 |
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Crane Fist posted:Then you are fundamentally not Serious my friend I do steroids
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# ? May 19, 2020 05:43 |
Boredumb posted:First 15 minutes of the new episode are a wild ride
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I do steroids how you holding up without a gym?
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