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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Aren't a bunch of wells just flaring poo poo because stopping a derrick is costly?

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1262439059994992643
:stare::thunk::stare:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


What's the Xcom Snake monster doing in the Garden of Eden?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/paulbensonsucks/status/1262158583845793794?s=20

this is what the death of local food/drink (cheered on by several prominent people on the "left") is leading to. a world where your "local" pizzeria on Grubhub is run by one Charles Entertainment Cheese.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1262481143712157696
https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1262481697226047488
https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1262482220478091264

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

etalian posted:

What's the Xcom Snake monster doing in the Garden of Eden?

snake ain't got a titty tho

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Troy Queef posted:

https://twitter.com/paulbensonsucks/status/1262158583845793794?s=20

this is what the death of local food/drink (cheered on by several prominent people on the "left") is leading to. a world where your "local" pizzeria on Grubhub is run by one Charles Entertainment Cheese.

why would you try a new pizza place during a pandemic tho

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Thank you

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

that’s a weird way to say “benzos”

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ChristsDickWorship posted:

why would you try a new pizza place during a pandemic tho

during a pandemic, every day is pizza day

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Broken Box posted:

snake ain't got a titty tho

Ironically Snake Bae is one of the best party members in X-com Chimera squad.

Poison attacks that increase critical chance hit and also with the right armor combination her dodge can be increased to 90.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




ChristsDickWorship posted:

why would you try a new pizza place during a pandemic tho

it's a way to trick people into "supporting local small business", by making them think it's a local place they never got around to trying, and no time quite like the present.

edit: they ain't the only chain doing this in Doordash/UberEats/Grubhub
https://twitter.com/superdeath64/status/1262436792525086721?s=20
(besides, I know that area and can tell you there's 4 or 5 much better ACTUAL LOCAL places there to order from.)

Troy Queef has issued a correction as of 21:51 on May 18, 2020

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lol

https://twitter.com/JNicholsonInDC/status/1262482456499949568

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JNicholsonInDC/status/1262482456499949568

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Troy Queef posted:

https://twitter.com/paulbensonsucks/status/1262158583845793794?s=20

this is what the death of local food/drink (cheered on by several prominent people on the "left") is leading to. a world where your "local" pizzeria on Grubhub is run by one Charles Entertainment Cheese.

lol

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


Unlike safe and effective bleach!

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

aware of dog posted:

that’s a weird way to say “benzos”

This poo poo can't interact well with all of his uppers can it?

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1262484154668576768

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




Friendship ended with hydroxichloroqualudes
Death is now my new best friend

gregday
May 23, 2003


do you think she found a way to automate this or she does it manually every time her brain cracks

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




please no one stop him

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


lmao

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1262484050964631557

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

warsh down the hydroxy with a stiff glass of bleach

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I don't want it to kill him. I think it would be much funnier if he were to be struck blind.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

gregday posted:

do you think she found a way to automate this or she does it manually every time her brain cracks

not automated.

there's a pretty funny time analysis of when she tweets it. it varies a lot

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

lol fox finally getting scared that trump is literally killing fox viewers

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
there's going to be people spamming the president of the united states on twitter with "triple your dose pussy, are you a real man or not" and it actually might happen

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1154098035183329280?s=19

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

what's the lag time between trimo touting this drug and the deaths caused by it

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


FizFashizzle posted:

Reminder that this guy was WWE’s Kane.

eyyy hes just tryna kill his brothers eyyy cut the guy some slack

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

the new XCOM looks dope

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


sincx posted:

lol fox finally getting scared that trump is literally killing fox viewers

OANN

FINISH THEM

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.
There will be many glorious Trump rallies this summer. There will be a big beautiful convention with lots of kissing and hugging.

I will watch them on the television from far away. I will be watching them with a big bowl of beans by my side.

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love
The owner of my local powerlifting gym is opening against state guidelines. When I asked him what precautions they’ll be taking he said, “safety is played out,” which is exactly what you want to hear from someone running a gym.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lady Militant posted:

the new XCOM looks dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy5wxhgWw5I

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

OANN

FINISH THEM

friendship with OANN ended now this shredder is my best friend

ow my legs

the shredder is broken

government contractor only supplied paper shredders instead of industrial sized shredders

:sad:

thank obama

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





waiting patiently to die

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