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Impkins Patootie posted:waiting patiently to die waiting like a cuck lmao u commies have destoyed america with ur patience
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u know who else has patience doctors!!! coincidence? NO fake hoax
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I am laughing so much I almost vomited at the image of trump pouring a jar of old toxic antiparasitics into his mouth like a kid pouring a jar of M&Ms into his mouth while a weak doctor tries frantically to pry it from his hands
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Pump Jockey posted:The owner of my local powerlifting gym is opening against state guidelines. When I asked him what precautions they’ll be taking he said, “safety is played out,” which is exactly what you want to hear from someone running a gym. throw some bricks through their windows not joking lol keep doing it whenever they fix that poo poo and when they finally put up plywood tag the dudes name on there and say he's a mouth pisser like that salad man
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Troy Queef posted:it's a way to trick people into "supporting local small business", by making them think it's a local place they never got around to trying, and no time quite like the present. yeah I keep seeing all these fuckin weird restaurants that definitely don't exist on delivery sites now like there's one sketchy one listed as "OrderXOXO" that barely exists on the internet but if you look up any of the addresses they all point to a Frisch's Big Boy location, except it's not the same menu??
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Pump Jockey posted:The owner of my local powerlifting gym is opening against state guidelines. When I asked him what precautions they’ll be taking he said, “safety is played out,” which is exactly what you want to hear from someone running a gym. just flip a huge tire as many times as you can then lift a huge barbell that weighs the same as a honda civic then poo poo blood and vomit while your balls explode to own the libs
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May 18, 2020 22:22
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mad.radhu posted:there's going to be people spamming the president of the united states on twitter with "triple your dose pussy, are you a real man or not" and it actually might happen lmao
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May 18, 2020 22:22
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Fellatio del Toro posted:yeah I keep seeing all these fuckin weird restaurants that definitely don't exist on delivery sites now theres this new take-out pizza place near my apartment that is both its own restaurant, as well as a kitchen for 5 other pizza places that dont actually have a location of their own. I got a slice from them and it was hella good, so i went back a week later, and it was disgusting, one of the worst slices i ever had. fuckin 5 bucks for rancid greased cardboard. I wonder which "restuarant" each pizza came from. I'll never know lmao also i'll never go back lol nice business model 
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May 18, 2020 22:26
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FizFashizzle posted:Lmao one of the doctors I’m precepting under just gave me a real life chick tract. I found one on the patio of Urban last year. It's been forever since I've found one in the wild.
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May 18, 2020 22:31
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COVID-420 posted:That Washington Post story about the Georgia shopping center is the best thing to come out of this pandemic. 12 sugars in that coffee??
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got any sevens posted:12 sugars in that coffee?? georgia
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Like the only thing that could top it is I accidently get filled with whipped cream and explode from the pressure
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SKULL.GIF posted:the whole past 2 months were a loving waste. the morons never stayed at home and screamed and screamed and screamed and cried and screamed and screamed that they were being infringed upon. now we're reopening. we all* stayed at home for 8 weeks for loving nothing Listen here buddy, staying home actually owned
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May 18, 2020 22:36
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May 18, 2020 22:37
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our big strong HEALTHY boy our big medicine taker
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May 18, 2020 22:39
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I know this was a while back but why do all conservatives only know how to record video if it's in their cars?
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May 18, 2020 22:39
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SKULL.GIF posted:the whole past 2 months were a loving waste. the morons never stayed at home and screamed and screamed and screamed and cried and screamed and screamed that they were being infringed upon. now we're reopening. we all* stayed at home for 8 weeks for loving nothing It slowed things down. That's all it was meant to do. You're not going to stop the virus with a half-assed 'lockdown' where the walmarts are still open. Now this is a lockdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ACI6Mq-g0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoMSUtRCzU
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May 18, 2020 22:40
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my what an extremely trumpish thing to do
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May 18, 2020 22:42
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he def would have prefered to hafve 200 royal sluts tested clean and put on a yacht w/him until everyone asks wheres trumy so much it caused international speculation
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Catastrophe posted:I know this was a while back but why do all conservatives only know how to record video if it's in their cars? The refracted light coming in through the car windows is flattering.
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May 18, 2020 22:44
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Catastrophe posted:I know this was a while back but why do all conservatives only know how to record video if it's in their cars? it's the only place their family won't yell at them
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May 18, 2020 22:45
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Eating poison on a daily basis to own the libs
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May 18, 2020 22:47
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i wonder what other medicine he just orders up like a fat trump at a buffet if the buffet was the kind you could order whatever you wanted which ive never herd of but which def seems to also be the case RE trunt & speed
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May 18, 2020 22:47
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May 18, 2020 22:47
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What the hell? Jobs don't give life meaning. if anything the more i work the less i want to do anything i actually like it's like anti-life-meaning
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May 18, 2020 22:47
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just a reminder, for those who don't know, of how many ways this poo poo can gently caress you up. https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1262484290610356224?s=20 just completely ruin my poo poo fam. i hope every hoggish fox chud eats it like candy.
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Crazypoops posted:I once only had 11 sugars in my coffee and I spit it out and threw it at the barista and took a poo poo on the cash register it was my honor 2 clap for u sir, o captain, my captain
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uber_stoat posted:just a reminder, for those who don't know, of how many ways this poo poo can gently caress you up. What happens if you already had unusual thoughts and behaviors before taking the medicine like with Trumpy?
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