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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Catastrophe posted:

I know this was a while back but why do all conservatives only know how to record video if it's in their cars?

if ur driving it means ur doing something, obviously something important, like a real job, which is the only thing conservatives ever could be doing (probably building spaceships or fighting ANTIFA i dunno), because they are always right, unlike unemployed commie SJWs who cant even afford a car and who hate cars because they are so gay they dont even like oil soros paid them to take the cars away for their UN bike indoctrination wake up :sad:

also:

gently caress SNEEP posted:

it's the only place their family won't yell at them

lol :911:

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Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


big boys are allowed 2 drive are u a big boy?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Rah! posted:

big boys are allowed 2 drive are u a big boy?

Trumo is one of the biggest, from the standpoint of size

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mayor Dave posted:

Trumo is one of the biggest, from the standpoint of size

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


also, making videos while u drive allows u to show off ur ford SS-1488 superdoody

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

just in time to have another mega-outbreak at the start of fall classes, for any colleges too dumb to stay online-only

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




cant wait for the second part of that medical exam

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/tplohetski/status/1262466199520149504

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

is that demon kane???

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




smart and practical, we’ve got this

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol the dems said to trust the judiciary

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


6 feet between parties lmao

hahahahah

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

i certainly hope dirty dancing is unironically used in support of openerup b4 this is all over i would b delighted

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Oh hey, Riverside County is going to stop enforcing the dine in restaurant ban.

Everyone everywhere is caving to the chuds. God bless America!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

why does that snake have arms

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Der Meister posted:

there is no justice and nothing bad will happen to anyone that deserves it

SKULL.GIF posted:

the whole past 2 months were a loving waste. the morons never stayed at home and screamed and screamed and screamed and cried and screamed and screamed that they were being infringed upon. now we're reopening. we all* stayed at home for 8 weeks for loving nothing

*the like 60% of the population who bothered to do that

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006


No tables of more than 6 what?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Dancing is discouraged... but legal???

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

but those 6 people at the table aren’t social distancing so ..

???

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

looks like OAN is the only news for trump now

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



I don't know a single bar that can survive on 1/4 capacity

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Vox Nihili posted:

Dancing is discouraged... but legal???
d-d-d-dancing is forbidden

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

SKULL.GIF posted:

the whole past 2 months were a loving waste. the morons never stayed at home and screamed and screamed and screamed and cried and screamed and screamed that they were being infringed upon. now we're reopening. we all* stayed at home for 8 weeks for loving nothing

*the like 60% of the population who bothered to do that

yeah it sure would be nice to have a functional government rn instead of an idiocratic kleptocracy with russian characteristics

my wife and i are still staying home because we're lucky enough to be able to do that, and we'll probably continue to stay home for the rest of the year

i expect we'll die in the Last Wave

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
if there's one things drunks do well, it's keep their distance from strangers

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

I don't know a single bar that can survive on 1/4 capacity

it’s probably fire code capacity which is really high

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Vox Nihili posted:

Dancing is discouraged... but legal???

Footloose (1984)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Catastrophe posted:

I know this was a while back but why do all conservatives only know how to record video if it's in their cars?

cause their wife will yell at them if they do it in the house

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Texas probably doesn’t even have a fire code

so the capacity will be self reported

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

euphronius posted:

Texas probably doesn’t even have a fire code

so the capacity will be self reported

actually, every district in the state enforces IFC standards (for new construction, and only those built after 2005)

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



SKULL.GIF posted:

I don't know a single bar that can survive on 1/4 capacity

points towards my limp dick

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Just remember this for the near future: All these people, they died WITH Hydroxychloronique.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

oxsnard posted:

actually, every district in the state enforces IFC standards (for new construction, and only those built after 2005)

huh that’s super impressive for Texas. way easier for builders to operate.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Catastrophe posted:

I know this was a while back but why do all conservatives only know how to record video if it's in their cars?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





i think one of the few bright things about quar is that the "le sportsball" people have largely either shut up or stuck to playing Animal Crossing, mostly because they realized that if they were to be smug about how they don't care about team sports they'd probably get rolled by a large amount of people who don't just want to go back to watching other people play sports, but also want to be able to have their Wednesday night 30+ B soccer league back again.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
look guys the only thing to fear is fear itself. if we stay at home the disease wins.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

euphronius posted:

huh that’s super impressive for Texas. way easier for builders to operate.

im currently permitting something in a chud county and they are being awfully stingy with even common sense exemptions

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

Troy Queef posted:

i think one of the few bright things about quar is that the "le sportsball" people have largely either shut up or stuck to playing Animal Crossing, mostly because they realized that if they were to be smug about how they don't care about team sports they'd probably get rolled by a large amount of people who don't just want to go back to watching other people play sports, but also want to be able to have their Wednesday night 30+ B soccer league back again.

Without it being shoved in my face 24/7 I just legitimately forgot that sports exist

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


euphronius posted:

Texas probably doesn’t even have a fire code

sure they do

fire on all black and latino people

:patriot:

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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
im really good at dr mario i can defeat corona virus

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