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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I feel like Elon and Grimes would do a remote Thanksgiving only if nobody else is.

They'd have done it last year. But no, this time it's about being there in person.

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Yoshi Wins posted:

that decision was about money

he'll have an in-person Thanksgiving if he thinks it will be profitable

has he ever really taken his stock price into consideration before saying or doing something dumb?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/g0m/status/1262141951161307137

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

My Spirit Otter posted:

has he ever really taken his stock price into consideration before saying or doing something dumb?

Yeah, he reopened his plants because he's a toddler being told he can't play with his toys.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

My Spirit Otter posted:

has he ever really taken his stock price into consideration before saying or doing something dumb?

Pretty sure him tweeting out that Tesla is overpriced was because he missed bonus targets in the earnings call so didn't get his big payday. Tanking the stock early on allows it to be much easier to hit targets for next time so he can make bank.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/RickSteves/status/1261885634299326465

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

My Spirit Otter posted:

dude reopened his plants despite it being against the law, im sure he's not doing anything remote, even if just to make a pr stunt out of it

Yoshi Wins posted:

that decision was about money

he'll have an in-person Thanksgiving if he thinks it will be profitable

Just this month he faked eating at a restaurant (Buca di Beppo) by passing off an old photo from the Web as his own.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/babejadeee/status/1261487069483810818?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/papagaeio/status/1261865669328400384

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, he reopened his plants because he's a toddler being told he can't play with his toys.

Notably after he had already reached an agreement with the county to reopen his plant.

He is a middle aged billionaire with the emotional maturity and petulance of a twelve year old.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/weedhitler/status/1262137049634582529?s=21

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Elviscat posted:

Notably after he had already reached an agreement with the county to reopen his plant.

He is a middle aged billionaire with the emotional maturity and petulance of a twelve year old.

This describes all billionaires.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Yeah, but most of them hide it and do insidious weird poo poo from the shadows rather than screaming and ranting and crying in social media.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This tree is in the genus Cinnamomum. Parts of the mature trunk can be pried off for a delicious and familiar spice. The fruits, however, are insipid. They don’t have the kick of something like an orange.

In other words, it’s all bark and no “bite”.























:razz:

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

This tree is in the genus Cinnamomum. Parts of the mature trunk can be pried off for a delicious and familiar spice. The fruits, however, are insipid. They don’t have the kick of something like an orange.

In other words, it’s all bark and no “bite”.























:razz:

I can't believe you've done this

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:

This tree is in the genus Cinnamomum. Parts of the mature trunk can be pried off for a delicious and familiar spice. The fruits, however, are insipid. They don’t have the kick of something like an orange.

In other words, it’s all bark and no “bite”.























:razz:

:mods:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Beeswax posted:

I can't believe you've done this

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I know! It's great!

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Platystemon posted:

This tree is in the genus Cinnamomum. Parts of the mature trunk can be pried off for a delicious and familiar spice. The fruits, however, are insipid. They don’t have the kick of something like an orange.

In other words, it’s all bark and no “bite”.























:razz:

I hate you forever

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


https://twitter.com/DoctorButlerX/status/1244330377101049856

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Why is he playing NES at the end? He didn’t like what he bought?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

freeedr posted:

Why is he playing NES at the end? He didn’t like what he bought?

look at this fool who forgot about Super Mario All-Stars

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

The Super Nintendo sold for $199 in the United States. These blatant inaccuracies are leading me to think this might be faked. :colbert:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
e: woops

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Platystemon posted:

This tree is in the genus Cinnamomum. Parts of the mature trunk can be pried off for a delicious and familiar spice. The fruits, however, are insipid. They don’t have the kick of something like an orange.

In other words, it’s all bark and no “bite”.























:razz:

Absolutely fantastic

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Platystemon posted:

This tree is in the genus Cinnamomum. Parts of the mature trunk can be pried off for a delicious and familiar spice. The fruits, however, are insipid. They don’t have the kick of something like an orange.

In other words, it’s all bark and no “bite”.























:razz:

spicy.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Edit: Wrong thread

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
From Mother's Day a week ago:

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1259491027301412864

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1262425732355166208

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Is this referring to a specific thing that happened to a Twitter main character?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/TrentPhillips_/status/1262438371172986886

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Is this referring to a specific thing that happened to a Twitter main character?

Some podcaster if the comments are to be believed.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/status/1262487037850025984

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


Behold! A loving title.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/bruhziIl/status/1262271809430437888

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/lewisa95/status/1262310985559412736

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft/status/1262524584667930626

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/frazierapproves/status/1262412849835630592

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

The owner's grandkids show up in the comments snd talk about him being a sweet old eccentric.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1262549548188098560

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