COVID-420 posted:

can someone with photoshop skills do morpheus from the matrix with the colored pills

but one pill is a hydroxychloroquine (big label of TROMP)

and the other pill is a solitary pinto bean (big label of C-SPAM)

thank you!

my bony fealty posted:

lol every Texas bar is going to be packed at over 100% of normal capacity of drunk people hootin and hollerin and dancing the night away

rip to all of em

an actual frog posted:

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1262517836796362760

Spime Wrangler posted:

one of the worst parts about everyone slowly reemerging from stay at home is having to talk about coronavirus with people you haven't seen for two months, and trying to communicate to them that no, this thing isn't even close to "over"

SardonicTyrant posted:

Take both and mix with alcohol.

Korean Boomhauer posted:

im really good at dr mario i can defeat corona virus

COVID-420 posted:

That Washington Post story about the Georgia shopping center is the best thing to come out of this pandemic.

I say we officially put it on C-SPAM's summer reading list. Here it is so you can avoid the paywall. I know this post is long. But it's worth it. Every word is a subtle teacher to the soul. I added some relevant images to break up the text a little

quote:

“I live an hour away and was driving in this morning, only me on the road, and I was thinking, ‘Am I doing the right thing?’ ” she said through a mask. “And you see some out there jogging, no mask on. I think their confidence is rising.”

quote:

“If this is risking my life, then I’ve been risking my life going to Costco,” said Betty Luke. “I went to the antique mall yesterday on Highway 9 and it was just like — it was like freedom. We have to get out. We have to live in this world, and if we don’t —”

“It’s not living,” said Holland, who checked her nail color — “Oh I love it!” — paid $32 and began to put on a surgical mask, but then decided not to.

quote:

“I’m getting my nails done tomorrow — screw it,” said a nurse drinking a glass of wine on a bench after work, as the order of the morning was collapsing into the results of a thousand individual decisions.

On the sprawling green plaza, people began gathering elbow-to-elbow on blankets and lawn chairs, opening beers and bottles of wine.

“I think you have to live life,” said Jeff Lampel, taking a sip of beer.

“When you start seeing where the cases are coming from and the demographics — I’m not worried,” agreed his friend Scott Friedel.

“I know what people are going to say — 'Those selfish idiots are killing our old people!’ ” said Lampel.

“How do you give up a day like this — really, how?” Friedel said, enjoying the last rays of sun as the music kept playing and the crowds kept coming.

COVID-420 posted:

just went out shopping for the first time in two weeks

made two stops: a co-op grocery store in small town vermont and a dollar general in rural new hampshire

100% mask adoption in both places. social distancing was respected by all. not crowded. well done gang.

Inceltown posted:

Fun fact. The "don't drink" thing with antibiotics actually started because people with syphilis would still be infectious for a week after starting a course. So to stop people from going out to get drunk and laid they would lie and say to not drink while taking them. Alcohol had no interactions with the drugs that would stop its efficacy.

This isn't true with all antibiotics now and you can have adverse reactions with some but that's how it started. Do not use this as an excuse to get loaded while taking your meds.

quote:

Earlier this week, Paul Hudson, CEO of French pharmaceutical giant Sanofi, told Bloomberg News that if Sanofi develops a vaccine, doses would likely go to Americans first. Hudson said this was understandable, given the U.S. had financially supported its research.

The comments outraged the French government and provoked an uproar in France. "For us, it would be unacceptable for there to be privileged access of any country based on financial reasons," French Deputy Finance Minister Agnès Pannier-Runacher told Radio Sud.

quote:

Trump has a small stake through a mutual fund in Sanofi, a French company that makes hydroxychloroquine.

The president’s holdings in Sanofi are valued at up to $1,500, meaning he would not stand to profit much from the company’s stock performance.

Experts told us that Trump’s holdings do not violate federal conflict of interest laws.

...

The president’s latest financial disclosure form indicates that he holds shares in the mutual fund through three different family trusts. The value of each of those holdings is between $1,001 and $15,000, which would put Trump’s stake in Sanofi at "between about $100 and $1,500 in total," the Washington Post reported.

"That Sanofi investment would therefore constitute between 0.000003 and 0.00005 percent of Trump’s net worth," the newspaper wrote. "If you were worth $100,000, it would be like worrying about the nickel in your pocket."

Iron Crowned posted:

if you think that cops live off of their reported wages.

sullat posted:

Baker County is right next tp Malheur and has less than 20k people. This is some hick judge and if the state Supreme Court upholds it I will eat my hat, which I will probably make out of beef jerky before hand.

ShutteredIn posted:

Circuit judge appointed by the current governor lol


lmao

FizFashizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/fizfashizzle/status/1262479700619911171?s=21

Catastrophe posted:

I know this was a while back but why do all conservatives only know how to record video if it's in their cars?

facetoucher cat posted:

oh, it gets better



tag yourself, I'm "feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior"

Inceltown posted:

Fun fact. The "don't drink" thing with antibiotics actually started because people with syphilis would still be infectious for a week after starting a course. So to stop people from going out to get drunk and laid they would lie and say to not drink while taking them. Alcohol had no interactions with the drugs that would stop its efficacy.

This isn't true with all antibiotics now and you can have adverse reactions with some but that's how it started. Do not use this as an excuse to get loaded while taking your meds.

Atrocious Joe posted:

can't wait for Trump to sweep the electoral college this November with the slogan of "Get COVID Done"

SardonicTyrant posted:

Of course. I was not advocating taking real medicine with alcohol, merely joking that if you're going to take CSPAM or Trump you might as well gently caress yourself up.

Thoguh posted:

It's really hit and miss around here so if I do have to go in to a store I just take advantage of being work from home and go midweek right around the time they open when they aren't busy. Admit I haven't tried a Walmart or Target type place but it works great for the hardware store and Sam's Club.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Cross posting this creepy loving article.

quote:

Texas Governor Greg Abbott on Monday announced plans for the next phase in reopening the state, saying bars can open Friday at 25% capacity and restaurants can increase to 50% capacity. Childcare services, such as daycare centers and programs like the YMCA, can open immediately and summer camps will be allowed to open May 31.

NoDamage posted:

He should really double up and add some azithromycin just to be safe. I hear that's the combo that really works best according to that French doctor.

Oh there are side effects? Well that will just be a little happy surprise along the way.

RandomBlue posted:

Too late. Chugging my cipro & vodka smoothie right now.

Dustcat posted:

the vaccine is being developed by a publically traded company

Mistle posted:

. . .


Not going to lie, a car generally has good features for recording:

- Dashboard makes a stable camera platform
- Car interior has noise-dampening features
- Lots of windows with a tinted sun/moonroof(if available) provide ample and natural diffuse lighting
- Generally there's little to no environmental care about how much gas is used to air condition the whole interior, but despite it being sunny and warm, the interior is climate-controlled

I mean, you can still gently caress up color balancing, audio direction, and other recording aspects, but a ton of off-the-shelf auto-adjustments go into smartphones so they can automatically do better than some know-nothing yutz who bought a fancy camera and plays with all the setting without know what they do or why.

Troy Queef posted:

i think one of the few bright things about quar is that the "le sportsball" people have largely either shut up or stuck to playing Animal Crossing, mostly because they realized that if they were to be smug about how they don't care about team sports they'd probably get rolled by a large amount of people who don't just want to go back to watching other people play sports, but also want to be able to have their Wednesday night 30+ B soccer league back again.

Homeless Friend posted:

everybody in wh getting covid yet the president isn't & he takes hydroxychloroquine... makes u think

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1262525780355055616

Bulgakov posted:

i assume for testing they maybe take two swabs and run one through the abbot machine while he's watching then send the other to a lab