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Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003


There actually is a pasquales pizza in SF.

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Why won‘t Danny Sullivan deny these allegations? We‘re not accusing Danny Sullivan of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990—in fact, we think he didn‘t! But we can‘t help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won‘t he deny that he raped and killed a young girl in 1990?

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Fiddle Dee Dee. Maybe if we ask nicely they will be nicer.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


did the ceo get his billion dollars or are they still fighting over that

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/FT/status/1262433545760452608

quote:

As analysts pressed him on its poor performance so far during an investor call on Monday, Mr Son noted that Jesus was also misunderstood and criticised, according to three people who were on the call.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


how religiously insensitive

*gets huge Buddha tattoo on bum cheek*

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/BirdRespecter/status/1262792936757948422?s=19

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

businessman → representative :magemage:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

man i hate paying my owner every month

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

It took scrolling down like five replies of that original UN tweet to get to

https://twitter.com/FrumbleFoot/status/1262530832935407616

Twitter :allears:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Also I'm "Unwomen Dot Org"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Also also unironically yes to this chud's proposal:

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1224799826962857985

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I would love to use my problematic truncheon to fill ungirl nazi easter worshippers with hate syrup

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
Landlord Guillotine filling

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Chud plague enthusiast

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Just use person for everything.

Fireperson

Policeperson

Congressperson

Birdperson

Personpower

Rifleperson

Personfriend

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Firestopper
Policer
Congressionary
Birder
Human capital
Riflist
Friend

LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx

Chomp8645 posted:

Just use person for everything.

Fireperson

Policeperson

Congressperson

Birdperson

Personpower

Rifleperson

Personfriend

police aren't people.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Chomp8645 posted:

Just use person for everything.

Fireperson

Policeperson

Congressperson

Birdperson

Personpower

Rifleperson

Personfriend

That's pretty lovely against the kin community

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
iron person and his buddy spider-person

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

Also also unironically yes to this chud's proposal:

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1224799826962857985

holy poo poo yes to all of them except instead of pet owner -> slave master can we use slave master for landlord?

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

bike tory posted:

holy poo poo yes to all of them except instead of pet owner -> slave master can we use slave master for landlord?

there won't be any landlords, inshallah

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

iron person and his buddy spider-person

"I don't feel so good Person Stark..."

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



LittleBlackCloud posted:

police aren't people.

:hmmyes:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Snorting my own dried hate syrup erryday

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
I love drinking hate syrup

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

using an outdated reference seems strangely on-point for an SEO/"search" aka spam conference

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Last movie was almost two decades ago... did anyone else read that font as "Justin Powers" ?

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
At least then you could think there was a reason for the outdated reference if the speaker had a similar name

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

for some reason i read this as justin powers, noted director of Pot Zombies and Pot Zombies 2

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Shame Boy posted:

Also also unironically yes to this chud's proposal:

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1224799826962857985

Why not go back a century or six to when boys were "knave girls" and girls were "gay girls"? "Boy" was only used for servants.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

i wish girls were more gay personally; i wouldn't flirt with any of them but at least television would be better (heterosexuals, as we all know, are incapable of making meaningful art)

LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Why not go back a century or six to when boys were "knave girls" and girls were "gay girls"? "Boy" was only used for servants.

I'm Knave to Gay

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

Lol 6 "wraps" that's $1 per slice of cheese :eyepop:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



getting heart disease to own the libs lol

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Warmachine posted:

getting heart disease to own the libs lol

Remember when Michelle Obama said kids should drink water and everyone on the right immediately had to come up with reasons why drinking water is dumb and bad, because I do

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

Shame Boy posted:

Remember when Michelle Obama said kids should drink water and everyone on the right immediately had to come up with reasons why drinking water is dumb and bad, because I do

I think Congress classified pizza as a vegetable in response to this too lol.

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Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

Shame Boy posted:

Remember when Michelle Obama said kids should drink water and everyone on the right immediately had to come up with reasons why drinking water is dumb and bad, because I do

i feel like this happened every two weeks during those eight years

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