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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

Cow Tools

Seen and appreciated

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/living_marble/status/1262780976112873473

https://twitter.com/living_marble/status/1262863079919874049

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/longbeelad/status/1262848404268494848

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1262406208532516865?s=19

Yes, it's a whole thread.

Also, it's not that Justin McElroy, which is a surprise to everyone.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1262825787872481281

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1262925847654051840

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Libertarian.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Click through for follow-up video.

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1262941711371649024?s=19

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Tony Hawk is like the platonic ideal of what a celebrity should be like.

Faded from fame gracefully and is just absolutely living his best life.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Elviscat posted:

Tony Hawk is like the platonic ideal of what a celebrity should be like.

Faded from fame gracefully and is just absolutely living his best life.

They are remaking THPS 1&2 and I’m so loving excited

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Tiny Lowtax posted:

They are remaking THPS 1&2 and I’m so loving excited

The best part is learning that they're rgetting old playable skaters in and scanning them to be in-game as their current ages.

And apparently most of them are still in good shape!

Cleretic has a new favorite as of 05:05 on May 20, 2020

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/emzorbit/status/1262770317992345602

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Cleretic posted:

The best part is learning that they're rgetting old playable skaters in and scanning them to be in-game as their current ages.

And apparently most of them are still in good shape!

Tony Hawk at 52 looks and sounds exactly like Tony Hawk at 32 with some more wrinkles.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

That 'ol board of his obviously still gets frequent and vigorous use.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/nadinevoncohen/status/1262961938562244612

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

At some point in the past pixelatedboat blocked me and I don’t know why and I’m really, truly sorry for whatever I might have done, and it makes me sad so thanks for posting because it’s a funny account and I dearly miss seeing these posts.



Also, @pixelatedboat you can gently caress off and die you piece of poo poo.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Is it possible that you disrespected Revenge of the Sith?

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1262515368054018048

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yoshi Wins posted:

Is it possible that you disrespected Revenge of the Sith?

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1262515368054018048

That's hilarious.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Oh my gosh, he even sends him one of his own skateboards. What a guy. :allears:

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I saw a video of him driving around and yelling "do a kick flip!" at people on skateboards, and then handing out swag when they did. Fearsomely wholesome.

Edit: obviously a kick flip. A lick flick sounds like a cunnilingus movie.

Flint_Paper has a new favorite as of 06:57 on May 20, 2020

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I'm going to be 28 next week and Tony Hawk being so wholesome is making me consider getting back into skateboarding when I never even reached the ollie stage as a kid.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/1262716768528801793?s=19

I think this one might be the best.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

Flint_Paper posted:

I saw a video of him driving around and yelling "do a lick flip!" at people on skateboards, and then handing out swag when they did. Fearsomely wholesome.

It's real good : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob0dI05Xz8s

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm going to be 28 next week and Tony Hawk being so wholesome is making me consider getting back into skateboarding when I never even reached the ollie stage as a kid.

I had the opposite of this when I lived in CT, there was this band of like 10-13yo kids who would ride by me in their sweet tricked out Walmart BMX bikes in the evening when I was taking my motorcycle gear off, and they'd always ask "Can it do a wheelie?"
I'd always tell them "I don't wheelie very often."
Then a couple times I saw them out while I was puttering around on the street when I was riding, and they always stopped and yelled "Do a wheelie!"
Every time I couldn't resist the urge, and I'd redline the engine and dump the clutch, and pop up a little (2-2:30 o'clock) wheelie on my poor FZ6.
Every time I'd look back in my mirror after I set the bike down and see them whooping and fist pumping, never failed to make my day. Every time after the first they'd pop a wheelie when they went by while Inwas sitting out drinking on the back porch.
I wish I had my R1 or FE250 during this time so I have properly 12 o'clocked it for these young men, who frequently rode much sicker wheelies on their Huffies than I could manage on my street bike.
I often imagine they're out there today, riding away from the cops on dirt bikes of questionable legality, holding the 12 O'clock position around corners, and filling up at gas stations with giant signs saying "FILLING NON STREET-LEGAL VEHICLES AT THIS STATION IS ILLEGAL AND PROHIBITED"

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm going to be 28 next week and Tony Hawk being so wholesome is making me consider getting back into skateboarding when I never even reached the ollie stage as a kid.

RIP your bones. I wish I still had that youthful resistance to pain. I think at this point if I just looked at a skateboard I wouldn't sleep right for days.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The only time I ever got on a skateboard I ended up skidding about two or three feet down the road on the side of my face. Ended up looking like the spider man baddie for a month or so.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1262775284639694849

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
Sound recommended.

https://twitter.com/TootyMcNooty/status/1257682000233799680?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That frog never told me it was Wednesday. I feel cheated.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Thank you, that was lovely.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/hughharrop/status/1263033459158716416?s=21

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

So even if you have no idea about Warhammer 40k, this is a pro click:

https://twitter.com/K_Iragana_A/status/1262778208132296705?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/underthenettle/status/1262504815696977924

Also a strong contender:

https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1262791584309002242

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 15:44 on May 20, 2020

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I'm some kind of stupid and don't get this. Aren't liquids under 3.6 oz allowed through TSA?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
If you click on it, there's an explanation in a reply. Apparently its a reference to a dick dorkins tweet from way back when.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ah, I didn't see that the first time I clicked through.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Cleretic posted:

The best part is learning that they're rgetting old playable skaters in and scanning them to be in-game as their current ages.

And apparently most of them are still in good shape!

One of my neighbors is a former pro skater (you probably haven't heard of him. Short career and pretty low on the billing list when he toured for exhibitions). He's about 50 now and looks like the average dad, little thick around the middle and thinning, graying hair.
Every few months he'll drive his Lexus to a skate park and go shred in front of a bunch of very surprised teens. Absolutely not who you would expect to drop into a halfpipe

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ImogenWK/status/1263044811646476288

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 16:32 on May 20, 2020

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Thank you so much. This has made me cry laughing and I really appreciate it.

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