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Jazerus
May 24, 2011



what if the virus fucks?

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
The really bad light pollution is back, seeing the stars was nice for a while :(

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

I don't understand what's going on in this photo. Is it some graduation ritual?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Why the gently caress would we want to do that rather than general strike

What are they gonna do, foreclose on 100% of Americans at once? I think they'll have bigger problems if they try

Lmao yeah good luck creating class consciousness in America. You've got ten days, go!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


drat my state completely loses its coast.

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Well I was finally banned from the hellsite for telling a libertarian congressional candidate who's been saying we need to sacrifice the old and weak to reopen the economy since mid-March (!) that I hoped he gets first and dies.

I mean yeah Nazi site and all but every day I'm blown away by the disconnect of those who are calling for millions of people to die being considered the respectable ones in the room

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

nooneofconsequence posted:

drat my state completely loses its coast.

Everyone's Coast Now, Comrade

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1263280065682575362?s=20

:golfclap:

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pepperoneedy posted:

Well I was finally banned from the hellsite for telling a libertarian congressional candidate who's been saying we need to sacrifice the old and weak to reopen the economy since mid-March (!) that I hoped he gets first and dies.

I mean yeah Nazi site and all but every day I'm blown away by the disconnect of those who are calling for millions of people to die being considered the respectable ones in the room

polite_hitler.jpg

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Gripweed posted:

Lmao yeah good luck creating class consciousness in America. You've got ten days, go!

It's a moot point, unemployment is already at past like 50% by any non-rigged metric, and companies have no reason to resume hiring because of bailouts, money printing, and cratered demand and spending that are not coming back. The system has collapsed. You don't need to go back to work for it or risk your life for it. You're not going to be any poorer than most everyone else if you don't.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Inceltown posted:

#ronibreak

Wonder how Spiderman would play out in Australia? Wonder no more

https://twitter.com/abcsydney/status/1263210938955513856

I think you mean Braindead.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i might have watched jersey shore if it were filmed in sheboygan

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
that evened out US states thing could only be better if it was also alphabetically ordered

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

May 20th Cum. Deaths Update



C-SPAM University Model vs Epidemiologists:


C-SPAM vs C-SPAM


we did it fam. congrats on surviving thus far

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Why the gently caress would we want to do that rather than general strike

What are they gonna do, foreclose on 100% of Americans at once? I think they'll have bigger problems if they try

there is never going to be a general strike in America.

we’re opening back up, everyone needs to go back to work if you don’t want to be homeless, and we are going to have to hope for the best.

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Wendell_T_Stamps posted:

we did it fam. congrats on surviving thus far

ima go eat a banana gently caress it

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos

Dumb Lowtax posted:

It's a moot point, unemployment is already at past like 50% by any non-rigged metric, and companies have no reason to resume hiring because of bailouts, money printing, and cratered demand and spending that are not coming back. The system has collapsed. You don't need to go back to work for it or risk your life for it. You're not going to be any poorer than most everyone else if you don't.

Didn’t the wsj just put out today that between expanded unemployment, stimulus checks, and family savings that 95% of households have 6 months worth of savings built up?

that’s a really impressive rainy day fund for most households.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

rip Madonna

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



euphronius posted:

rip Madonna

well yeah i would assume that the virgin mother of christ died nearly 2000 years ago

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

trader joes in oakland

im sure they made her put her mask back on when she tried to go inside, like everyone else

but u gotta love a nurse that doesnt understand or care about how the death plague spreads :911:

yeah its interesting how many ppl in :ca: are just going through the motions, noses peaking out over masks and taking off masks to talk on phones and all kindsa poo poo lmao

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Mourne posted:

Didn’t the wsj just put out today that between expanded unemployment, stimulus checks, and family savings that 95% of households have 6 months worth of savings built up?

that’s a really impressive rainy day fund for most households.

BS. Before this, half of Americans could not afford an $800 emergency. Maybe they interviewed 95% of white boomers who post on NextDoor

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.
yeah we're opening back up everybody get back to wo

quote:

Infections force Ford Motor to suspend production at two reopened plants.

Ford Motor, which restarted its North American assembly plants this week, said on Wednesday that it stopped production temporarily at two plants in Chicago and Dearborn, Mich., after employees tested positive for the coronavirus.

In Chicago, two employees were sent home on Tuesday after showing symptoms of the illness; tests later confirmed that they had the virus. Both worked at a parts building about a mile from the main plant. The building they worked in was sanitized and its operations halted, forcing production to stop at the assembly plant.

Production at the Chicago plant was halted a second time on Wednesday after a nearby parts factory stopped deliveries to Ford because of a coronavirus infection there.

oh...

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

COVID-420 posted:

my cousin is a 19 yo zoomer who fits every gamer stereotype imaginable. he's been staying with me since his college shut down. eats chicken tenders and drinks koolaid for every meal and 99% of my shopping has been to supply him with junk food. he dgaf about politics outside of gamer poo poo.

today he informed me he wanted to learn to bake bread because "everything's hosed up and gonna be even more hosed up soon" and he doesn't want me going outside anymore. he made a pretty decent focaccia on his first try.

wtf is dr. disrespect telling these kids in these streams??

This may be your only chance to instill him with the values, skills and attitude necessary to get laid.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







maybe you should take this opportunity to instill in him the principles of revolutionary socialism

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

COVID-420 posted:

my cousin is a 19 yo zoomer who fits every gamer stereotype imaginable. he's been staying with me since his college shut down. eats chicken tenders and drinks koolaid for every meal and 99% of my shopping has been to supply him with junk food. he dgaf about politics outside of gamer poo poo.

today he informed me he wanted to learn to bake bread because "everything's hosed up and gonna be even more hosed up soon" and he doesn't want me going outside anymore. he made a pretty decent focaccia on his first try.

wtf is dr. disrespect telling these kids in these streams??

You need to help this poor boy discover girls. Or boys. Whatever will make him realize that he needs to get to the gym and be cool.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Outrail posted:

This may be your only chance to instill him with the values, skills and attitude necessary to get laid.

it's 2020 gamers ARE the cool ones now

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

we're in a period of evolutionary survival where only those who can entertain themselves in front of a computer for 18 hours a day are going to make it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

human evolution at this point is 100% sexual so lol no

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

In Training posted:

we're in a period of evolutionary survival where only those who can entertain themselves in front of a computer for 18 hours a day are going to make it

He's right

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.
"back to work" is the dumbest capitalist lie of the pandemic

yeah i'll go back to work at the 30 million jobs in hospitality and entertainment that don't exist anymore and won't exist any time soon

or back to work at my clothing store with --75% drop in sales. or my advertising agency with --80% drop in new client work.

maybe i'll drive an uber for all the nonexistent people who want rides. i could teach volleyball at the local college, but they canceled the program due to a lack of funds. maybe i'll be a public school teacher instead but the state is firing 70,000 of them this fall. back to work at onlyfans? nope i got ugly dick. this is tough.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Gamers would legitimately be excellent deep sea and space colonists

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Lawman 0 posted:

Gamers would legitimately be excellent deep sea and space colonists

If you could get me off of this rock I'd recreate Titan in Minecraft long before we got to Titan.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

Gamers would legitimately be excellent deep sea and space colonists

Lol I don't think antisocial people with 0 skills fit that bill

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lawman 0 posted:

Gamers would legitimately be excellent deep sea and space colonists

Colonists need to breed to get the numbers up so this is maybe not the best plan.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Outrail posted:

This may be your only chance to instill him with the values, skills and attitude necessary to get laid.

FizFashizzle posted:

maybe you should take this opportunity to instill in him the principles of revolutionary socialism

Definitely a pick one situation

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

FizFashizzle posted:

maybe you should take this opportunity to instill in him the principles of revolutionary socialism

maybe instill in him a better work ethic so he can enter the jobs market, now of all times, the best opportunity of any generation ever. also put him in a covid gym and open 'er up

Zeroisanumber posted:

You need to help this poor boy discover girls. Or boys. Whatever will make him realize that he needs to get to the gym and be cool.

it's true, gyms are like factories that output cool people

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Dumb Lowtax posted:

it's true, gyms are like factories that output cool people

I said AND be cool.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Zeroisanumber posted:

I said AND be cool.

How the gently caress do you think a goon is going to be able to teach someone that?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Definitely a pick one situation

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Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos

COVID-420 posted:

"back to work" is the dumbest capitalist lie of the pandemic

yeah i'll go back to work at the 30 million jobs in hospitality and entertainment that don't exist anymore and won't exist any time soon

or back to work at my clothing store with --75% drop in sales. or my advertising agency with --80% drop in new client work.

maybe i'll drive an uber for all the nonexistent people who want rides. i could teach volleyball at the local college, but they canceled the program due to a lack of funds. maybe i'll be a public school teacher instead but the state is firing 70,000 of them this fall. back to work at onlyfans? nope i got ugly dick. this is tough.

I don’t have any good answers for you, this is a garbage situation.

I’m just saying that the senate isn’t going to allow us to have any more help.

I just ran a search on indeed, and there are three jobs in a 45 mile radius of me that have been posted in the last 10 days in my field.

It’s very much time to start thinking about what I’m going to do once the Bernie bux are gone.

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