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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Personally if I had a 19 year old staying with me I'd teach that little poo poo how to handle The Blade so he may protect the household when the raiders come

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Inceltown posted:

How the gently caress do you think a goon is going to be able to teach someone that?

gently caress.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1262928723256492032


https://mobile.twitter.com/eileeniorio/status/1263210787037904899

Schools are so not opening in the fall

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


100% not

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

staggered scheduling lamo

hahahah

hahahahahahahahahha !!!!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

maybe if you hire 5 million more teachers it would work

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius posted:

staggered scheduling lamo

hahahah

hahahahahahahahahha !!!!!

it's so bad, if they try to do this they're going to require massive increases in resources

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
they'll have to build a ton of those temporary classrooms at minimum lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

it's so bad, if they try to do this they're going to require massive increases in resources

these are the watered down guidelines !!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

they'll have to build a ton of those temporary classrooms at minimum lmao

school district budgets are getting slashed like 10-30%

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos
Why do you think these CDC guidelines will be followed?

It’s a long way until September, a lot could change between now and then.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

seems like there is a lack of serious policy making happening

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
really wonder if my kids pre school gonna be open in the fall

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Mayor Dave posted:

they'll have to build a ton of those temporary classrooms at minimum lmao

it's fine, they have experience building holding facilities for children

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mourne posted:

Why do you think these CDC guidelines will be followed?

It’s a long way until September, a lot could change between now and then.


business and local government plans are literally “follow cdc guidelines”

like that is literally what their plans are

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

euphronius posted:

these are the watered down guidelines !!!

do they address hallways and lockers and crowded stairwells between classrooms for high schoolers , probably not

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mastershakeman posted:

do they address hallways and lockers and crowded stairwells between classrooms for high schoolers , probably not

ONE WAY HALLWAYS

ONE WAY !!!!

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.
drat i've lived alone for the past five years because i'm an ADULT with my OWN PLACE like a real american should be

but i'm going to have to take in like...two roommates to get them bills paid

this sucks!!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

eric ciaramella posted:

it's fine, they have experience building holding facilities for children

if you think a bunch of karens in wisconsin are going to send madysyn and cartyr to school in a converted walmart,

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

congratulations your school is an Escher cube !!!

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

euphronius posted:

ONE WAY HALLWAYS

ONE WAY !!!!

lol ok

on the plus side there will be a ton of high schoolers being like man i have a cough! and feel bad! better stay at home for a week just in case

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

COVID-420 posted:

drat i've lived alone for the past five years because i'm an ADULT with my OWN PLACE like a real american should be

but i'm going to have to take in like...two roommates to get them bills paid

this sucks!!

good luck finding paying tenants !

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
If I was a teacher in America I'd probably just quit. gently caress being an unappreciated, disposable political pawn.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

we can open schools if we increase their size by 400%, quadruple staffing and busing and assume a day is 96 hours long

COVID-19
Mar 2, 2020

by Cyrano4747

euphronius posted:

congratulations your school is an Escher cube !!!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i lied to my boss and said i'd been exposed to covid so i wouldn't have to go back into the office this week

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

COVID-420 posted:

drat i've lived alone for the past five years because i'm an ADULT with my OWN PLACE like a real american should be

but i'm going to have to take in like...two roommates to get them bills paid

this sucks!!

where r u from i might need a safehouse

can u take deliveries?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
but i'm still better off than the students who have to go to these nightmare schools

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Now that lockdown is over and covid is gone we can get back to right wing mass shootings

https://twitter.com/senquezada29/status/1263298028389036032?s=21

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Mourne posted:

Why do you think these CDC guidelines will be followed?

It’s a long way until September, a lot could change between now and then.

lol schools dropped 7 weeks early. they want to come back early August and..... nope

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

literally 0 of these guidelines are workable for most schools lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/GlendaleAZPD/status/1263301631833108480

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
no cafeteria huh

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

All the former waiters at now closed restaurants can bring kids their food

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




COVID-420 posted:

yeah we've already punched ourself in the dick 10 times we might as well punch ourselves in the dick 1000 more times :rolleyes:

the only way out is universal rent freeze and free loving money for every household in america. embrace it or eat piss binch

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Jobs program just for quadrupling the amount of busses for schools

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao



hahahahah

hah hahahahahahahhahah

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

I wasted my college years thinking that the 2030s would be like Star Trek on Earth. I'd find other people to go with me exploring and finding new scientifically important landmarks that no one had discovered yet. There are things which locals pass by all the time, but they don't recognize its value, and there are changes which are small-scale in terms of map size and intensity, but they hint at something much larger when you synthesize the information

Now, let's stay not homeless and let's not die from COVID

That's all that's left

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 04:09 on May 21, 2020

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I bet the real cdc guidelines were just: “no”

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


euphronius posted:

lmao



hahahahah

hah hahahahahahahhahah

im sure 5 year olds will adapt just fine to going to school at midnight

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