- unknown butthole
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The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
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one night, after many drinks at a bar, I went to pee in a urinal and two men inside the stall walked out and accused me of homophobia even though i said nothing and was entirely indifferent. I think they were just used to dudes being weird about it.
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May 22, 2020 05:44
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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there's a perfect amount of space for ONE MAN in your standard stall. whatever they were doing in there has got to be wrong.
I'm glad you escaped
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May 22, 2020 05:56
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- unknown butthole
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The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
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this stall was very large
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May 22, 2020 06:08
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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why don't you stand like a regular man?
then you can pee in the urinal can.
good reference noted, but this thread is serious. Please post a tip or trick if you have one. We need all the gunslingers we can get
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May 22, 2020 06:10
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- Areola Grande
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this stall was very large
Even more sus imo
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May 22, 2020 06:12
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- nut
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why don't you stand like a regular man?
then you can pee in the urinal can.
in a stall you can stand and game at the same time
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May 22, 2020 11:24
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- google THIS
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Too many well-cultured men were peeing in the stalls so I had to poo poo in the urinal
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May 22, 2020 17:47
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- Areola Grande
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Some stalls have a fold-out diaper changing station. You can eat lunch off that badboy in a pinch
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May 22, 2020 20:06
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- Areola Grande
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i'm thinkin about using urinals from now on just to give the finger to Big Stall
i got a problem tho, how do i sit on a urinal to take a tinkle???
There are hoses involved. It's not pretty
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May 22, 2020 20:46
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- Areola Grande
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The annual piss-off is happening in June here in my town. I've already registered.
Time to separate the mallrats from the stallrats
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May 22, 2020 20:49
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- google THIS
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There are hoses involved. It's not pretty
Technically there is a hose involved for dudes too
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May 22, 2020 20:50
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- Areola Grande
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Technically there is a hose involved for dudes too
Tell me about it brother. I've got hose in different areas codes
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May 22, 2020 20:55
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If the world was ready for my fully pants-off piss technique then things might be different
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May 23, 2020 01:34
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- Areola Grande
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If the world was ready for my fully pants-off piss technique then things might be different
I'm no stranger to this technique. Coat hook? Nah. Pants hook.
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May 23, 2020 02:11
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This thread is making me think of that scene in Withnail and I.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUjWK7D9ZM
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May 23, 2020 02:37
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- Areola Grande
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The guy with the scarf looks like a young Super Hans
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May 23, 2020 03:28
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The guy with the scarf looks like a young Super Hans
He's a pretty successful actor. He was I'm Bram Stoker's Dracula! He also did the hilarious Posh Nosh series
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May 23, 2020 04:23
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why don't you stand like a regular man?
then you can pee in the urinal can.
mods???
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May 23, 2020 15:22
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A real cowboy NEVER turns his back on a crowd, no matter what. I can see the whole proverbial saloon from my trusty stall.
if you lean forward far enough you can both hit the silent part of the bowl and keep your eyes peeled for varmints with the stall open
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May 24, 2020 01:23
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they print the little fake flies in the urinals so you have something to aim at but I’m in here sitting down and my hands are free for intellectual pursuits like doing the crossword or posting first on twitter
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May 24, 2020 01:33
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- idiotsavant
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Here's the deal, let me tell ya son
In the public restroom, when I go number one
If the place is empty I don't care
The first stall I see, I'm heading there
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (come on!)
I'm a stall man
When nature calls
Got anxiety issues that's all I'll say
Gonna handle it my own special way
All I can say, is don't worry Miss
Need my own private stall when I take a piss
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man, oh
Gotta pee so bad I could fill a moat
I can feel my back teeth start to float
6 cups of coffee the likely source
For why I gotta piss like a racehorse
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man(yeah!)
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (yeah!)
I'm a stall man
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May 24, 2020 02:19
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The stall walls allow me to attach my chin-up bar and exercise bands. I can get a full workout done on a full bladder.
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May 24, 2020 02:30
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- Areola Grande
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The stall walls allow me to attach my chin-up bar and exercise bands. I can get a full workout done on a full bladder.
The full bladder's added weight makes for some good stall gains. I try to fill up on heavy cream beforehand
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May 24, 2020 02:34
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- Areola Grande
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I actually know the answer to this. Many years ago my girlfriend at the time wanted to pee in a urinal, so one time we snuck into one of the university men's rooms late at night and I kept watch while she tried to figure it out. She ended up backing in to it, which kind of worked.
this is a good way to get a urinal cake stuck between your but cheeks. one more black mark for the urinal camp
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May 24, 2020 03:53
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this is a good way to get a urinal cake stuck between your but cheeks. one more black mark for the urinal camp
Sounds like a good way to stay fresh
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May 24, 2020 04:29
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if we're going to be pissing in stalls let's make the whole bathroom just stalls, like the women's room gets. matter of fact, let's make just one big coed bathroom full of stalls
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May 24, 2020 04:49
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- Areola Grande
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if we're going to be pissing in stalls let's make the whole bathroom just stalls, like the women's room gets. matter of fact, let's make just one big coed bathroom full of stalls
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May 24, 2020 07:40
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- Areola Grande
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Japanese piss trenches... But with stalls!
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May 24, 2020 07:45
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- Areola Grande
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I could see myself in that stall
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May 24, 2020 08:14
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we call this model doody's landing or more informally the incontinental shelf
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May 24, 2020 11:29
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I've pooped in several squat toilets. It's not my favorite but it's not so bad IMHO
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- Areola Grande
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lol
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