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May 22, 2020 15:09
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married but discreet posted:Isn't he a nazi? No. But his videos suck and he's aggressively pursuing the whole epic cringe Encyclopedia Dramatica house style that everyone else rightfully discarded sometime in Obama's first term. 
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May 22, 2020 15:13
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fishing with the fam posted:MOTHERFUCKER THE RING MADE ISILDUR INVISIBLE BEFORE IT BETRAYED HIM *calmly* Isildur was a hobbit then.
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May 22, 2020 15:14
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married but discreet posted:Isn't he a nazi? drat it I kinda like his videos. Don't ruin this channel for me. gently caress.
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May 22, 2020 15:39
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May 22, 2020 15:41
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LeafyOrb posted:If the ring makes people invisible but Sauron’s armor is visible while wearing it, that implies he made special armor that is immune to the effects of the ring therefore, he made anti-invisibility armor to go with his invisibility ring. iirc, the invisibility thing was just kind of its default mode. anyone strong enough to actually control its power didn't turn invisible when they put it on(not that there are many examples). basically, Isildur was an idiot who could have never used the ring anyway, if it turned him invisible.
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May 22, 2020 15:41
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If I had got given the Ring of Power, I would've simply used it for good purposes and not evil ones.
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May 22, 2020 15:42
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RFC2324 posted:iirc, the invisibility thing was just kind of its default mode. anyone strong enough to actually control its power didn't turn invisible when they put it on(not that there are many examples). So invisibility is basically the ring's way of flashing 12:00 over and over until the wearer figures out to do with it.
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May 22, 2020 15:43
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Guillermus posted:Are Internet Historian (Incognito mode) videos considered memes? they look like a long meme and his ads are memes. (I'll remove the link if not ok) 
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May 22, 2020 15:48
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Gollum was a hobbit who wore/carried the ring for long periods and well, became Gollum Could Sauron see Gollum when he was wearing it that whole time below Mount Whatever? Or did he just hold onto it and not wear it?
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May 22, 2020 15:48
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mdemone posted:Could Sauron see Gollum when he was wearing it that whole time below Mount Whatever? Or did he just hold onto it and not wear it? I think he wasn't actively searching for it, or didn't have the ability to. He was a lot weaker for a while when he was "the necromancer" in the Hobbit, and had relatively recently gotten strong enough to start projecting influence and power by the start of LotR.
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May 22, 2020 15:53
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Yikes
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May 22, 2020 16:05
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I think he wasn't actively searching for it, or didn't have the ability to. He was a lot weaker for a while when he was "the necromancer" in the Hobbit, and had relatively recently gotten strong enough to start projecting influence and power by the start of LotR. I seem to recall that the Ring was actually hiding from Sauron for whatever reason at that point, tho I have no idea where I got that. Basically, the Ring deliberately betrayed Sauron at the end of the War of the Last Alliance because it wanted to be lost for a while. Additionally, Gollum had pretty much stopped using the Ring other than special purposes, not even carrying it anymore. He kept it on his island in the middle of the lake Bilbo met him at. He only got it out to sit and dote on how beautiful it was, or to kill the very occasional goblin to eat. He had to be careful about killing goblins tho, if he took too many then the whole tribe would come looking.
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May 22, 2020 16:12
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Blind Rasputin posted:Yikes https://twitter.com/YourOldPalCrud/status/1263003971976863746?s=19
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May 22, 2020 16:41
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What's the first one say, I can't see without my glasses.
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May 22, 2020 16:45
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zoux posted:What's the first one say, I can't see without my glasses. Well don't give up. You have to fight the sadness.
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May 22, 2020 16:48
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zoux posted:What's the first one say, I can't see without my glasses. 
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May 22, 2020 17:03
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hits too close
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May 22, 2020 17:39
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Also applies when something jerks an ear bud out of your ear, that really rustles my jimmies
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May 22, 2020 17:51
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There's nothing wrong with jerking a bud.
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May 22, 2020 18:02
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More specifically, it happens to me when I'm mad at myself, because I'm the stupidest person alive who can never do anything right, and also I'm cleaning the apartment, I assume because I'm throwing my body around melodramatically like a community theater actor.
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May 22, 2020 18:10
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For fucks sake people, demigods like Sauron can change shape and size at will. Gandalf also does it when he intimidates Bilbo into handing the ring over. And while it's certainly not canon in any way Shelob is a hot lady in that latest Mordor game. Sauron forged the ring so it would fit his finger no matter what form he took. That's why it fits hobbits.
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May 22, 2020 18:27
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https://twitter.com/arktoons/status/1262445451287990272
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May 22, 2020 18:27
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This got a belly laugh out of me https://twitter.com/ninspriter/status/1263164085237092353?s=20
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May 22, 2020 18:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzL5aDcPvE
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May 22, 2020 19:27
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May 22, 2020 19:35
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zoux posted:*calmly* Isildur was a hobbit then. 
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May 22, 2020 19:41
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Any mortal who wears the ring would go invisible I don’t know what would happen if elfs wore it. They probably would not go invisible since they have more mastery of their spirit and magic Dwarfs idk either. Probably not invisible. Also “human fish face” is redundant.
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May 22, 2020 19:55
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May 22, 2020 19:56
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euphronius posted:Any mortal who wears the ring would go invisible Does Isildur don the ring in the books I cannot recall ISILDUR!!!
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May 22, 2020 20:08
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Yes tho I guess it is technically ambiguous if he was invisible ‘But the Ring was lost. It fell into the Great River, Anduin, and vanished. For Isildur was marching north along the east banks of the River, and near the Gladden Fields he was waylaid by the Orcs of the Mountains, and almost all his folk were slain. He leaped into the waters, but the Ring slipped from his finger as he swam, and then the Orcs saw him and killed him with arrows.’ Pointing out that you are only invisible to mortals when you wear the ring. Elves and angels can see you fine Don’t bring up the Hobbit it’s not cannon
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May 22, 2020 20:12
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How is Hobbit formed?
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May 22, 2020 20:13
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May 22, 2020 20:16
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May 22, 2020 21:06
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Terrible shame what happens to them if they stay out in the sun too long. euphronius posted:Yes tho I guess it is technically ambiguous if he was invisible Also, like, the big isildur shaped hole in the river would probably be a bit sus.
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May 22, 2020 21:28
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Looks like someone took another stab at a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4
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May 22, 2020 21:48
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Does anyone have the meme in the "haha go brrr" format but it's the crying guy with an unreadable wall of text and 2001 and solaris posters behind him vs a dude going "haha love transcends space and time" with an Interstellar poster behind him? I've tried digging around and can't find it anywhere. E: paying my tax 
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May 22, 2020 21:51
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zoux posted:If I had got given the Ring of Power, I would've simply used it for good purposes and not evil ones. Yes! This is exactly what I'm saying! That's why I should be the one to wield it's power. Now let me see it or I'll loving stab someone.
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May 22, 2020 21:59
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     My obligatory contribution: 
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bike tory posted:My obligatory contribution: 
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