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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/SoberonGuzman/status/1263887515930460164?s=20

i've gotta sneak onto one of these flights

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Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



places of worship are essential. praise be!

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

IBroughttheFunk posted:

The Lancet published a review of patients who took hydroxychloroquine and found more evidence that this drug will not help you and if anything will make death come faster.

make death come faster you say? hmm, in the absence of a meteor...

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

trump toothlessly demands governors allow churches to open, says he will "override" if they refuse with no basis for enforcing such a decision

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Will Trump invoke RFRA to force churches open?

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

The Pussy Boss posted:

Nah, Trump's base is upper-middle-class white suburbanites and they are collectively wealthier than Democratic voters. Who do you think is buying those $50,000 pickups with Punisher skull stickers on them?

that’s not trumps base, that’s the republican base. Those guys would vote for Rubio or any smutz with an r next to his name

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



based on this description, i bet i would be fairly low emissions

i breathe very shallow through my nose and im generally pretty quiet

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1263894758298173441

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

lol sorry, the pious

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
also he can't do that, but still lmao

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

finally the death of organized religion i've yearned for

i just didn't figure it would be so literal

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



brb putting this on loop

https://youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

fosborb posted:

also he can't do that, but still lmao

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.

churches and preachers in $1000 sneakers are going loving BROKE because they need grandma to put her social security money in the collection plate

they whined to daddy trump and now he's all in

churches are guaranteed superspreader events lmao

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
lol all the Native American casinos in NY have decided to reopen in a week

What could go wrong

https://twitter.com/WGRZ/status/1263883378274811905

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Crazypoops posted:

I suggest continuing being high indefinitely

Working hard. Thank you!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



These people have never actually read the bill of rights have they?

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.
Mike Davis was on Democracy Now today talking about Covid, it owned.

https://www.democracynow.org/2020/5/22/historian_mike_davis_increased_inequality_coronavirus
https://www.democracynow.org/2020/5/22/mike_davis_as_workers_face_dangerous

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

COVID-420 posted:

churches and preachers in $1000 sneakers are going loving BROKE because they need grandma to put her social security money in the collection plate

they whined to daddy trump and now he's all in

churches are guaranteed superspreader events lmao

the new season of Righteous Gemstones is gonna be dark

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

MorrisBae posted:

lol all the Native American casinos in NY have decided to reopen in a week

What could go wrong

https://twitter.com/WGRZ/status/1263883378274811905

Fortunately, gamblers are not known for their risk-taking, so I'm sure they'll stay at home.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


COVID-420 posted:

churches and preachers in $1000 sneakers are going loving BROKE because they need grandma to put her social security money in the collection plate

they whined to daddy trump and now he's all in

churches are guaranteed superspreader events lmao

seriously, they tend to stand around singing and shaking hands/hugging

they also trend older, so they are basically the worst places to be

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
thinking about thos big beautiful church droplets floating lung to lung on a wave of hallelujahs

cgeq
Jun 5, 2004

COVID-420 posted:

churches and preachers in $1000 sneakers are going loving BROKE because they need grandma to put her social security money in the collection plate

Why can't they get on the bailout gravy train?

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

MorrisBae posted:

After hearing about how China survived quarantine solely on state-provided food and supply deliveries, you would think groceries would have been contaminated if it was spread through surfaces

But since they snuffed it out...maybe deliveries aren't an actual concern


probably no precooked/carryout food though, my grocery concern is “washing my hands after handling the sealed bag”, not “some poor sod who couldn’t call out sneezed in my burger 10 minutes before I ate it”

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Lol my neighborhood just sent out an email saying let's do mini summer camps for kids, including hiring the local teens to run them

I guess I'm gonna have to fight to get my kid in the coveted summer camp house that has the big trampoline

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




fosborb posted:

also he can't do that, but still lmao

He can HEREBY DECLARE on twitter and that’s all that matters to his fans

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.

cgeq posted:

Why can't they get on the bailout gravy train?

many of them absolutely did, american taxpayer money is paying preacher's salaries as we speak

but you gotta understand the greed of these people. they don't just want money, they want MORE money

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


gently caress it, open all the churches, let them spit in each other's mouths for god, I don't give a gently caress anymore and I'm tired of expending brain power on thinking about idiots who want to kill themselves.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Churches, casinos...

now open buffets and complete the unholy triumvirate of suburban living

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Thoguh posted:

Opening beaches doesn't seem to matter much. It's the restaurants next to the beach being open that matters way more.

It's fine if they can limit capacity, but most beaches have really small entrance/exit areas near parking lots. Anywhere like that seems like a total worst case scenario for an outdoor area, because you get people crammed in shoulder to shoulder and breathing on top of each other on busy days.

The beach itself is usually fine

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

thinking about thos big beautiful church droplets floating lung to lung on a wave of hallelujahs

oooh so that's why churches sing Leonard Cohen now. they actually do know what it's about

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
There are like 5 places that have high volume exhalation in close quarters, e.g. meatpacking plants, bars, gyms, sports stadiums, and of course churches

Whoooo

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

gently caress it, open all the churches, let them spit in each other's mouths for god, I don't give a gently caress anymore and I'm tired of expending brain power on thinking about idiots who want to kill themselves.

This is the hole that health care providers fall into re: iv drug users. Becomes harder and harder to give a poo poo when you keep seeing the same drug addicts every other month for the same poo poo.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Asproigerosis posted:

This is the hole that health care providers fall into re: iv drug users. Becomes harder and harder to give a poo poo when you keep seeing the same drug addicts every other month for the same poo poo.

yeah but these are chuds instead

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


they don't want us anymore :smith:

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

mastershakeman posted:

There are like 5 places that have high volume exhalation in close quarters, e.g. meatpacking plants, bars, gyms, sports stadiums, and of course churches

Whoooo

offices and schools are the others ofc, due to them being places where people sit in rooms and talk

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I was told today my boss is still pushing for me to take a LoA or else they'll put me on the schedule again and I'm wondering if this is just another way to gently caress me out of unemployment lmao

why didn't you just loving fire me!! I haven't been there for two months!!!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

they don't want us anymore :smith:



america will stone cold stunner any country that doesn't open themselves to our travelers

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

thinking about thos big beautiful church droplets floating lung to lung on a wave of hallelujahs

Now imagine the stuff they hand out during communion, just covered in Covid

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