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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



finding it extremely difficult to object against christofascists spreading plague among themselves

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Hawaii is opening back up next week it sounds like. We have had like two weeks of single digit new cases and many days with zero new cases, including today.

We also are apparently going to require a negative test within 72 hours of traveling to Hawaii and additional tests every 7 days for all visitors. If you don't want / can't get a test then you have to wait in a National Guard administered quarantine for 14 days.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Stereotype posted:

Hawaii is opening back up next week it sounds like. We have had like two weeks of single digit new cases and many days with zero new cases, including today.

good luck with zero tourism lol

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Wonder if this counts anything other than (mega) churches????????????

hahahaaaaaaaaa

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

anime was right posted:

good luck with zero tourism lol

They keep reiterating that we are only opening the "kama'aina economy." I think there are actually a lot of places here that have never relied on tourism. Guess we will find out!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

Are those Gankutsuo DVDs?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

poo poo my 40th birthday was yesterday and all I did was go to work, have Thai food via uber eats, go for a walk and go to bed early.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Stereotype posted:

They keep reiterating that we are only opening the "kama'aina economy." I think there are actually a lot of places here that have never relied on tourism. Guess we will find out!

i genuinely hope so, and stay safe pal.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Mr. Sharps posted:

excuse me the proper pluralization is pops funko

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1263811764287725574?s=19

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Coatlicue posted:

Did you just, have all of this in your house already?

don't you?

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
father in law invited us to a family bbq this weekend with his wifes chud daughters and their chud husbands

haha were breaking the rules but..

she gave him poo poo and said obviously were not doing that

meanwhile his dad is recovering from the roni with copd and a second-time hip fracture

just gonna bbq some steaks lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

please keep the sword sheathed

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

MorrisBae posted:

lol all the Native American casinos in NY have decided to reopen in a week

What could go wrong

https://twitter.com/WGRZ/status/1263883378274811905

hell yeah, natives gonna kill a bunch of colonizers with a plague

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
free blankets

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

please keep the sword sheathed

thats what she said

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1263925997759533056?s=19

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Mayor Dave posted:

Buy bamboo toilet paper unless you support cutting down Canadian old growth forest so you can wipe your goony rear end

Even better is to get a bidet

pretty sure bidets are back in stock most places now

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

Why do you have so many bins in your shelving?

What are you hiding?

TELL US!

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




my wife will be allowed to take an unpaid LoA until at least the end of september

my option is this poo poo

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Zberan Madowinty posted:

I'll tell you one thing that's definitely going to die because of covid is my marriage.

Every other day - you know what I really want today is some fuckin *insert lovely iowa dinner like creamed potatoes*

My response - haha that's great honey but we have plenty here and we'll be fine

I know. I'm just going to go for a walk.

*comes back from walk with bags of groceries* I forgot my mask but they said it was okay! Give me a kiss!

It's a good thing we don't have kids.

my sincere goondolences friend

maybe time to move out of the midwest

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

the sword is what completes it imo

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

SKULL.GIF posted:

finding it extremely difficult to object against christofascists spreading plague among themselves

yeah people are entitled to end of life euthanasia if they want imo

jhust too bad they'll probably kill some other non christofascist, but well, yknow

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Sports is off to a great start!

https://twitter.com/CoachEwing33/status/1263964626271776769

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

rip that old separation of church and state

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

snoo posted:

my wife will be allowed to take an unpaid LoA until at least the end of september

my option is this poo poo



were you the one given the cardboard screen made of cardboard and plastic wrap?

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

this better be real

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

If you can aim the stream out the window for a couple of minutes I'll come by and wish you a happy birthday.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

is this actually in your home

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Steve Yun posted:



My birthday is tomorrow. It be a zoom for several friends. I built a Russian prostitute that pees Pinot Grigio on Trump, which I will be drinking from during the zoom.

no I am the furthest thing from depressed. could a depressed person accomplish this? look at her. no.

gently caress all that insta "quarantine driving me SO CRAZY i alphabetized my spice rack!!!!!" noise this is the real poo poo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
my cousin owns a manikin i should get him to do that too

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
Steve Yun May we see the sword?

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




cowards deleted the tweet, but they're still available online (the tweet was about "supporting our front line workers with FUNKO POP FIGURINES!")

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Dr. Phildo posted:

Steve Yun May we see the sword?

cheap $30 thing I got signed by David carradine, who turned out to be a real weirdo in person

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

gretchen whitmer is dumb as hell, and opening restaurants and bars in the the north for memorial day was a massive gently caress-you to everyone up here

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Steve Yun posted:

cheap $30 thing I got signed by David carradine, who turned out to be a real weirdo in person

I mean, he did jerk himself to death

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


goddammit I definitely got sick

unfortunately I dont know what

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I mean, he did jerk himself to death

lol

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I mean, he did jerk himself to death
Talk about a legend.

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