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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

HerniaFlange posted:

All corpses must be embalmed with purple Kool-aid so the body tastes better for the worms. The Gates Foundation has some weird objectives.

Bill gates is a sentient colony of superintelligent worms operating a human puppet confirmed.

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
im science

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Unquestionably believing people who wear a white lab coat IS a legitimate problem though.

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

Samurai Sanders posted:

Unquestionably believing people who wear a white lab coat IS a legitimate problem though.

Case in point: Judy Mikovits

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



Trump has a beautiful head of thick hair while... Bill Binney whoever the gently caress that is... has a lovely combover

Garrison's Trump is starting to look like a young Hector Berlioz

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Trump has a beautiful head of thick hair while... Bill Binney whoever the gently caress that is... has a lovely combover

not inaccurate in this case. Binney is pretty much bald, while Trump still has his hair plugs or whatever to carefully cover his scalp

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

sliami posted:

Not the stringent cultural standards of the politoons thread! :(

Unironically start posting Day by Day again lol

just so nobody blames sliami for this id actually by astonishing coincidence just come to the same conclusion independently having realized that once i stopped posting day by day bernie started losing primaries

now im not saying my day by day posts were secretly an offering to the posting gods and that they have damned us all for our arrogance in daring to believe we deserve good things by forcing a biden candidacy upon the world and that they have been giving me horrifying visions promising even more nightmarish disasters if the offerings do not resume

but at this point we cant rule it out




the day by days will go by two a day every day spoilered for the disbelievers as necessary until we catch up or jokerfication is complete whichever comes first

:getin:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Just casually exposing my pussy while sitting in the pool with another woman.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Paying money for lovely rear end drawings of Geralt and Triss if they were nudist Republicans

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



Some Guy TT posted:

just so nobody blames sliami for this id actually by astonishing coincidence just come to the same conclusion independently having realized that once i stopped posting day by day bernie started losing primaries

now im not saying my day by day posts were secretly an offering to the posting gods and that they have damned us all for our arrogance in daring to believe we deserve good things by forcing a biden candidacy upon the world and that they have been giving me horrifying visions promising even more nightmarish disasters if the offerings do not resume

but at this point we cant rule it out


the day by days will go by two a day every day spoilered for the disbelievers as necessary until we catch up or jokerfication is complete whichever comes first

:getin:

I would say I am sorry, but this is the thread's true spirit. It is time to :dehumanize:.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

The labels aren't helping this time

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Trollking posted:

The labels aren't helping this time

The voices in Ben Garrison's head posted:

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF..
Wall Street financial crime is not new. As far back as the Great Depression Wall Street has manipulated the marketplace to cheat the American public and more recently, both public and private pension funds. Naked short selling — the counterfeiting of shares that are never delivered — is one of Wall Street’s greatest on-going crimes. Articles, books, and lawsuits have documented toward $100 trillion (not billion — TRILLION) in money stolen in this fashion. That money is then used to buy land, buildings, inventions, airplanes, mansions and boats all over the world as well as gold, silver, and other valuables.

Above is shown the “ecology” of naked short selling, an on-going crime with US Government complicity.

The US Congress, particularly the Senate Banking Committee, has explicitly protected Wall Street from lawsuits and from federal racketeering investigations. The Senate Banking committee has explicitly condoned the turning of a blind eye on Wall Street financial crimes by the SEC, FINRA, and the FBI.

Major banks and hedge funds are allowed to counterfeit billions of shares — “phantom shares” that are never delivered despite good regulations that among other things demand “settlement” (delivery of purchases shared) within a few days of purchase. Every participant in this crime is “cooking the books” while destroying target companies to avoid prosecution — once a company is destroyed its shareholders have no legal standing to sue the criminals that destroyed the company with naked short selling.

The Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation (DTCC) is a “self-regulated organization” that is the chief enabler and cover-upper of Wall Street’s financial crimes. It constantly refuses to cooperate with what few legitimate government inquiries are made.

Companies chosen for destruction are attacked not only with millions of counterfeit shares that cause the price (valuation) of the company to collapse, but this attack is aided by unethical law firms that file solicitations of class action lawsuits to scare legitimate investors into panic selling — these false solicitations, based on insider knowledge, constitute defamation and tortious interference. Because they are part of a conspiracy, if proven they would yield triple damages.

Then you have placement double-dealers — companies that specialize in raising money for emerging and small companies who betray their client by providing insider information to naked short sellers such that when the placement is finally made, the valuation is so low that the naked short sellers can buy low and keep their profits (for example, driving a price from $5 to $2 with counterfeit share offerings, then buying real shares at $2, yields a $3 profit per share across millions of transactions). This is done every day.

Paid “bashers” including journalists working for the top financial media services companies but also many bottom feeders who create fake market research companies and fake social media accounts to maliciously libel the target company into death are an essential part of the criminal mob that is profiting from the death of target companies.

$100 trillion appears to have been stolen from the public by Wall Street over the past ten years. Can our President get it back and apply those funds to compensate past victims and also re-boot the American economy?

Learn more at https://stopnakedshortselling.org

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


incredible

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




I can’t wait to see his take when the bullshit Trump approved vaccine comes out.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

i cant believe that hardly a few hours after resuming the offerings biden does a racism so aggressively it even outdoes trump clearly the posting gods are pleased with us




in retrospect i really did pick the worst possible time to stop

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


I wonder why he didn’t draw them as rats.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


WampaLord posted:

incredible

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


WampaLord posted:

incredible

I'm the SEC, gleefully digging into the helpless inside-trading pump and dumper just trying to make ends meet

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

I'm the SEC, gleefully digging into the helpless inside-trading pump and dumper just trying to make ends meet

I know you mean the Securities Exchange Commission but I briefly imagined the South Eastern Conference doing this and giggled.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I’m surprised Muir isn’t into qanon, honestly.

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



God drat, that Gillette pun is tortured.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Please stop posting those again, thanks

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I will now assume anyone posting DbD after this post loves it unironically and is jerking off to it

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

The amazing thing with DbD is that it just keeps getting worse. The super early ones didn't have great art but he drew em. In a recognizable style. Now it's just traced/filtered porn.
His opinions were always bad, but during the Obama years they got worse and Trump's only accelerated that. 15 years ago the dialogue he wrote for his characters sounded like actual (insufferable) people talking; today the dialogue looks like someone fed a word salad of right wing talking points into one of those computer-generated versions of JerkCity.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


the steven universe shirt really completes this one. it really is all about childrens cartoons

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

uhhhhhh

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Some Guy TT posted:

i cant believe that hardly a few hours after resuming the offerings biden does a racism so aggressively it even outdoes trump clearly the posting gods are pleased with us




in retrospect i really did pick the worst possible time to stop

i swear muir is somehow getting worse at tracing GIS images

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
please continue posting DbD. if i wanted good comics id go to the bad thread.

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



The Day by Day will continue until morale improves.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

is Naylor still making his right wing incest furry comic

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



Uncle Wemus posted:

the steven universe shirt really completes this one. it really is all about childrens cartoons

do you not decide your political alignments through arguments about children's media? what are you, a boomer?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
everyone knows you decide political ideology by what obscure band you like.

that’s the grown up thing to do

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

The labels make this one harder to understand what's going on

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


Tag urself I'm trans rights football man.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

T-man posted:

Tag urself I'm trans rights football man.

I'm 1917

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


T-man posted:

Tag urself I'm trans rights football man.

I'm the non-euclidean goalpost behind the BLM anarchist

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I am the Cleveland Reds

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