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NoneMoreNegative posted:For anyone who used to roll in from the pub on a weekend circa the turn of the millennium, stick the telly on and be amused by irreverent late night video review show VIDS, my lockdown project of getting (almost) all the old episodes off source disk and online is now complete. Its a shame they had to be nudity-censored and content-edited to keep inside the YouTube guidelines, but better than nothing. This is fantastic, thank you!
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One day Laura Kuenssberg is going to leave the BBC, take up a job as a tory press officer and every blue tick telling her off right now will be lining up to congratulate her. There is no comeuppance. She's untouchable and knows it and doesn't even care to pretend she doesn't.
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May 22, 2020 23:43
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May 22, 2020 23:49
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Whoopty freakin' do https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1263955782346907653
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May 22, 2020 23:56
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Actually, there was a report in one of the papers a few years ago, they'd come across a load of either Al Qaeda or ISIS documents - I can't remember which - and they were extremely business like with cvs, targets, accounts, receipts etc. Nobody would expect your book of enemies to look like that 
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Syrian Rebel Leader (Islamic Front rebels - allies of Al Qaeda) Alloush talking to the troops with trusty Hello Kitty notebook at his side.
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bornbytheriver posted:Whoopty freakin' do Call me thick, I'm finding it hard to translate that tweet! “I find it very difficult to see how No 10 or Dominic Cummings could conceivably say that he hasn’t acted within the rules, certainly that he has acted within the spirit of the rules.” Are No 10 / DC saying he hasn't acted with the rules - but has acted within the spirit of the rules? That's the most sense I can make of it.
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May 23, 2020 00:09
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Knives are out for Cummings, he sat in a metal isolation box that goes zoom for a few hours boohoo it's a fake scandal
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May 23, 2020 00:13
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Call me thick, I'm finding it hard to translate that tweet! I think he misspoke and meant he doesn't see how No 10 could say he has acted within the rules, let alone the spirit of the rules.
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May 23, 2020 00:16
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Nothing dommy Cumcums does is going to result in him resigning or being fired because of his superior brain
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May 23, 2020 00:18
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crispix posted:Nobody would expect your book of enemies to look like that According to some sources ('the internet') - seeing this rebel leader with a Hello Kitty notebook was sufficient to convince Obama & Cameron that the Syrian Rebels (guilty of some major atrocities) were 'our type of rebels'  and donate £££ and  unlike the other guys' rebels Remember Cameron said there were 70000 waiting to support us to do a
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May 23, 2020 00:18
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Call me thick, I'm finding it hard to translate that tweet! The state broadcaster discovers that a c@nt working for the government openly says them pleb rules don't apply to me and fails to articulate it.
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May 23, 2020 00:21
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Vitamin P posted:Knives are out for Cummings, he sat in a metal isolation box that goes zoom for a few hours boohoo it's a fake scandal it absolutely isn't, he blatantly broke both the letter and the spirit of the rules also it just defies common sense to drive for 5 hours (without stopping even once, obviously) when you're so ill with potential coronavirus that you aren't physically able to look after your four year old, so you can deliver that four year old to your parents who are particularly at risk of getting seriously ill from your possible coronavirus
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May 23, 2020 00:21
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Vitamin P posted:Knives are out for Cummings, he sat in a metal isolation box that goes zoom for a few hours boohoo it's a fake scandal But other people were banned /turned back by police from going to second homes even though it would have been the same in theory? Right now, there are police checkpoints on the Wye Valley this weekend turning back anyone who thinks they're going to sneak into Wales that way (which given the border snakes in and out of various villages along the way there - you can live in England but your doc & nearest shop is in Wales, or vice versa is a bit trying).
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May 23, 2020 00:22
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Vitamin P posted:Knives are out for Cummings, he sat in a metal isolation box that goes zoom for a few hours boohoo it's a fake scandal It went zoom over to his elderly parents while he was displaying COVID-19 symptoms, though.
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May 23, 2020 00:23
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Okay didn't know he was symptomatic, posted in haste but objectively I've been owned online. Having covid symptoms and travelling is an absolute oval office move.
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May 23, 2020 00:32
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Why couldn't the parents just, uhh, pick him up at their place if that's the only way. Or if they have any extended family then have take care of the kids instead of exposing elderly parents to covid.
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May 23, 2020 00:33
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Actually, there was a report in one of the papers a few years ago, they'd come across a load of either Al Qaeda or ISIS documents - I can't remember which - and they were extremely business like with cvs, targets, accounts, receipts etc. This was a super interesting read. Not what the mental image portrays but it makes a ton of sense.
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Private Speech posted:Why couldn't the parents just, uhh, pick him up at their place if that's the only way. The parents wouldn't have been able to flash a piece of paper that says "I'm Dominic Cummings I can have you fired" to any police that might have stopped them on the road.
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May 23, 2020 00:40
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Lol the genetically superior mastermind ran home crying to his mummy the first second his herd immunity strategy got too close to home. Deeply stupid, deeply selfish people.
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May 23, 2020 00:50
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It's funny, this last week loads of people have been joking "okay I can't see my parents, but if I put my house up for sale and invite them around for a 'viewing' THEN it's okay", when in fact according to the govt's spokeswoman all you had to do to be able to visit your family is simply to contract the virus! And while most sensible people were thinking having a highly contagious virus meant you should be quarantined, it actually means you can go wherever you want (as long as you're a Tory, obv). DC won't even get kicked off of SAGE for this.
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May 23, 2020 00:53
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I think a few pages ago, Jose posted a tweet from some woman whose surname is Gentleman who, turns out is the Panto Clown's SIL. Now this, WTAF.... comical poo poo https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1263919265469607943
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May 23, 2020 00:57
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NoneMoreNegative posted:For anyone who used to roll in from the pub on a weekend circa the turn of the millennium, stick the telly on and be amused by irreverent late night video review show VIDS, my lockdown project of getting (almost) all the old episodes off source disk and online is now complete. Its a shame they had to be nudity-censored and content-edited to keep inside the YouTube guidelines, but better than nothing. Holy poo poo, thank you. Don't suppose you have all of Noisy Mothers somewhere?
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NoneMoreNegative posted:I put a test tape in from the big box of unlabelled cassettes to check the VCR was still working and it was the Exploitica episode with The Curious Dr. Humpp  Thank you!
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May 23, 2020 03:31
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Boris and Cummies must be raging that their BBC mouthpiece is getting the boot into Dommy boy
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Vitamin P posted:Okay didn't know he was symptomatic, posted in haste but objectively I've been owned online. Having covid symptoms and travelling is an absolute oval office move. He didn't just travel, he literally moved in with his elderly parents by the looks of things
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:There was a petrol station advert way back in the day that said you were always two toasters from Scunthorpe It was: "On-ly twenty-four toasters fron Scunthorpe! On-ly six double beds from Torquay!" I have so many dumb jingles from childhood adverts stuck in my head. I can still recite the entire "Red car and the blue car had a race" song from that Milky Way advert now.
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May 23, 2020 06:11
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Nothing will happen to cummies. Nothing will happen to kuennsberg. We're so far post embarrassment and shame politics.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Prediction: Nothing will be reaped here. Well i dunno, sounds like his nan was reaped, grimly
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Pistol_Pete posted:It was: "On-ly twenty-four toasters fron Scunthorpe! On-ly six double beds from Torquay!" I have so many dumb jingles from childhood adverts stuck in my head. I can still recite the entire "Red car and the blue car had a race" song from that Milky Way advert now. e: ... I feel like I'm missing several things here. Double beds are not exactly cheap, so it seems like six of them is not something I would append "only" to. Toasters are cheaper but 24 is a considerable number of them by any metric. Also, where is the start point for these journeys to Scunthorpe and Torquay? Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 07:51 on May 23, 2020 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:It was: "On-ly twenty-four toasters fron Scunthorpe! On-ly six double beds from Torquay!" Thats how far you are allowed to travel from those places to exercise according to new government guidelines.
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May 23, 2020 08:19
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https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1264093415253385216 Hell of a ratio for a tweet that's only twenty minutes old. She clearly knew about this ages too e: lol c'mon now... https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1264097132665098246?s=20 Answers Me fucked around with this message at 09:13 on May 23, 2020 |
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May 23, 2020 08:38
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She's utterly shameless. I kind of think she's deliberately trying to destroy whatever positive reputation the BBC has left.
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May 23, 2020 08:47
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May 23, 2020 09:04
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Finally, some good loving news.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:She's utterly shameless. I kind of think she's deliberately trying to destroy whatever positive reputation the BBC has left. It only damages the reputation with people who already hate her, it makes no difference generally. People have been breathless crying about how shameless she is in this thread for years, this thread is significantly more extreme than the general population. I would confidently predict that most people would say the coverage on Today this morning was very negative for Dom Cummies, but this thread would interpret as giving him a soapy hand job.
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May 23, 2020 09:31
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Cummings had the right idea tbh trying to kill his parents, he was just way too late. Ideally his parents would have died before he was conceived
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May 23, 2020 09:39
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Twitter is not real life either, but Kuenssberg has been getting an absolute kicking from prominent blue check journalists of every stripe for the last 12 hours. It's not exactly limited to just here.
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I'm not trying to defend dommy Cumcums but maybe during his infection with the rona the virus merged with his phrenologically superior brain creating an entirely new being unmoored by the petty laws of basic reality that the rest of us adhere to and in this chaotic frenetic situation the gestalt of his being felt biologically inclined to spread the sickness
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