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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Australia closed the schools back in March, in Victoria they're planning on reopening prep, grades 1 and 2, year 11 and year 12 classes next week and all the other classes the week after that. Friends of mine in Vic have been homeschooling their kids for weeks now. I thought that was just Victoria? Scomo keeps saying he's advised to keep them open.
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:108,400 new infections yesterday I ran this through my deep learning big data best fit algorithm 
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shovelbum posted:What the point is in self isolation from a disease that will be with us forever is a valid question tho Well like two months ago we were shoving tubes down everyones throats and now we know you can save a lot of lives by just flipping the roni patients on their tum tums instead. We dont know if youll fare a better chance of surviving it two months from now but its absolutely possible. If you had to get HIV it was better to get it 1995 than 1985. A valid argument can be made for trying to avoid a new virus for as long as you can. Also, if you get it now youre going to get hospitalized with the first wave of open er up chuds.
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May 23, 2020 08:12
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Now if youll excuse me Ill be retiring to my bean bunker for the next ten years.
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Reopen Churches, what could go wrong https://mobile.twitter.com/jeffjarvis/status/1262743874990075905 https://mobile.twitter.com/CDCgov/status/1262791275436277768 https://mobile.twitter.com/maggidawn/status/1260133897632985088 https://mobile.twitter.com/MissDissentEats/status/1246024585989898241
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ricecult posted:If there's a time for a general strike, it's probably now. Or in the US, Tuesday. Fly flags upside down. Whole cities. All of them.
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May 23, 2020 08:26
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I bet so many pastors thought they were the first to think up "I have but one Lord and his name isn't corona.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Reopen Churches, what could go wrong you'd think they'd be happy to die, it would mean they could meet their maker sooner no?
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CODChimera posted:remember when we were all freaking out and buying up all the beans I'm still doing this. Massive unemployment and foreclosing farms points to food riots
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May 23, 2020 08:38
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shut down like a dog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMkKb2q3Qh0
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Admiral Ray posted:I'm still doing this. Massive unemployment and foreclosing farms points to food riots Yeah probably wise
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Rah! posted:shut down omg they're so cute
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Rah! posted:shut down less howling more eating the nerds
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Shipon posted:you'd think they'd be happy to die, it would mean they could meet their maker sooner no? i think it is underreported how a lot of these evangelical chud churches are barrelling towards bankruptcy if they can't reopen and start passing around the collection plate they all finance never-ending new construction with mortgages and often have a ton more staff than most other churches, which serves as a kind of patronage and complicates layoffs, to say nothing of the crazy salaries a lot of them have for what are basically makework jobs and don't forget that most aren't part of any denomination or association that could provide assistance in weathering the storm (can't have an outside group poking around in the church books and asking why the pastor's "private secretary" makes 100k a year and doesn't do any office work)
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:I thought that was just Victoria? Scomo keeps saying he's advised to keep them open. I googled it and it turns out every state did something different. NT and SA pretty much opened up the schools as usual but the other states at least made some effort at staggered returns or remote learning: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-27/how-schools-in-states-and-territories-term-two-coronavirus/12186022
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Azathoth posted:i think it is underreported how a lot of these evangelical chud churches are barrelling towards bankruptcy if they can't reopen and start passing around the collection plate haha holy poo poo is that really what's going on? no wonder
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Reopen Churches, what could go wrong Such is life. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh and he works in mysterious ways. Nothing you can do about this, sadly.
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GABA ghoul posted:Such is life. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh and he works in mysterious ways. Nothing you can do about this, sadly. can I lmao about it
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Why not hold church outdoors? You can still congregate and its what, 19x safer?
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Steve Yun posted:Why not hold church outdoors? You can still congregate and its what, 19x safer?
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Steve Yun posted:Why not hold church outdoors? You can still congregate and its what, 19x safer? Look buddy, it is what it is, ok? There is nothing you can do about it.
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Steve Yun posted:Why not hold church outdoors? You can still congregate and it’s what, 19x safer? If strip clubs can figure it out then churches have no excuse
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when something is hard, ignore it and move on -America
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Lawman 0 posted:Wow! The infinite suffering dimension! you have come upon a naraka named Covid *dry cough*
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Taking the Hitchhiker's Guide approach to COVID and wearing a towel mask over my eyes, because if I can't see the virus it can't see me.
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Let the dumbfuck christians murder themselves, who gives a poo poo They either live and its gods blessing or they die and get to see him in person, who cares, gently caress it
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Penisaurus Sex posted:The Pope admitting that Martin Luther was right and in one fell swoop resolving the schism that defined human society for hundreds of years and killed millions was the most easily forgettable part of this pandemic. wait, what when did this happen?
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Victory Position posted:wait, what Back in March the Pope said that people that can't go to confession because of coronavirus can directly talk to god on their own zetamind2000 has issued a correction as of 11:41 on May 23, 2020 |
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Fireside Nut posted:who's that? Some dude who was working on this jobsite. I got a phone call yesterday afternoon that the general contractor had somehow cleaned everything up to CDC guidelines so the site was reopening today and if I wanted to work I said "uhhhh no." I'll go back on Tuesday, I guess and just enjoy a 4 day weekend
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overmind2000 posted:Back in May the Pope said that people that can't go to confession because of coronavirus can directly talk to god on their own this has the potential to create a schism of its own this is way bigger than Vatican II and that's a shitshow that the paleo-Catholics are still complaining about 
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docbeard posted:Taking the Hitchhiker's Guide approach to COVID and wearing a towel mask over my eyes, because if I can't see the virus it can't see me. The entirety of the US is one giant SEP field
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Victory Position posted:this has the potential to create a schism of its own I was wrong, that was actually all the way back in March. Strange that it's been two months and more hasn't come out of it, but I guess that's something that'll matter after the plague
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euphronius posted:when something is hard, ignore it and move on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA
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Someone shared this photo of the shopping centre near me in Melbourne. God drat
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Someone shared this photo of the shopping centre near me in Melbourne. God drat I'm in an inner city Melbourne suburb and I decided to chance a visit to Kmart the other day for some stuff I've been putting off getting for more than a month. Almost zero mask use, signs on the door about limited numbers allowed in the shop but no one actually keeping count, no one in the store bothering with social distancing, and best of all a staff member coughed up half a lung right as she walked past me. Awesome. I'm going to go back to hiding in my house.  Also I saw a staff member wheeling around a big rack of clothes that had a sign on it saying QUARANTINE STOCK and putting it back on the shelves, I'm guessing it was returns that they'd put aside for a few days.
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Can't sleep because I'm too anxious about mounting daily issues caused by the coronavirus. I would like to work at my job and feel as though we are properly staffed for once, and to no longer feel so overworked. The lack of appropriate staff is not caused by the virus, but it does make the issue far more apparent and more difficult to work around. I have also been working on selling my mom's house for her for over a year now and things were finally looking positive back in March... and now, nothing. Who would want to buy a house with all this happening? God, we were so close. This loving sucks. I have an appointment with my Psychiatrist on Wednesday. The meds I'm on clearly aren't doing their job and I need a boost to get through this.
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covid is nothingburger open er up as a fun fact i was looking up what og spanish flu death rate was and apparently the more recent estimates are like 1% fatality rate lmao
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Victory Position posted:this has the potential to create a schism of its own
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shovelbum posted:What the point is in self isolation from a disease that will be with us forever is a valid question tho It sucks! I'm black pilled after my target date of Tuesday before memorial day= high deaths was completely wrong and now Illinois is reopening offices in a week
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