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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Shageletic posted:

is dominic cummings the guy who suggested that everyone die and then ended up sprinting from 10 downing st when Boris got corona?
Yes.

Psalm 117 is the middle chapter of the KJV Bible.

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
the worst snipe

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Guavanaut posted:

Yes.

Psalm 117 is the middle chapter of the KJV Bible.

lol.

the man can't stay still!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

We’re going to find out it’s all a simple mistake on the satnav , just like that taxi driver who drove a couple from London to Stamford bridge, not the football ground

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Jel Shaker posted:

We’re going to find out it’s all a simple mistake on the satnav , just like that taxi driver who drove a couple from London to Stamford bridge, not the football ground

except Cummings driving to Durham actually happened

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Direthoughts/status/1264313674216464387?s=20

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

wonder whose idea it was to switch from STAY HOME to STAY ALERT :thunk:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/huwlemmey/status/1264322357675597829?s=20

Love to see JK being dunked on.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
I for one am shocked at how this government [recently awarded a large majority after 10 year of austerity, 2 years of general chaos and 3 months after unlawfully proroguing parliament] seem to think they can do what they like!

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/abiwilks/status/1264323358843420678?s=21

Getting flashbacks of the previous time people had @‘d Laura K and Bobby P about a story only for them to sit on it for weeks (the NHS-America trade deal leaks?)

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1264160020087832576?s=20

lol

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Amazing. Every word in that paragraph is both completely true and a blatant lie.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

baka kaba posted:

wonder whose idea it was to switch from STAY HOME to STAY ALERT :thunk:

whoever it was, they got paid a loving fortune to come up with it

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
I wonder what the actual game being played here is. I don't believe for a second that the oligarchs who own the newspapers give a solitary poo poo about one of the oligarchs in the government breaking the rules.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





They know that the proletariat (a) won't give a poo poo (b) will bend over backwards to defend their social betters (c) will use it as an excuse to say 'gently caress social distancing' and retroactively justify the herd immunity bullshit (d) will do all of the above

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

Gort posted:

I wonder what the actual game being played here is. I don't believe for a second that the oligarchs who own the newspapers give a solitary poo poo about one of the oligarchs in the government breaking the rules.

Being a teacher, there are definitely some in the groups that think this was used to cover up the fact that both SAGE & Independent SAGE came out to say that they don't support the 1st June date.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
So it's an attack on the lockdown regulations themselves, effectively? Yeah, I could see that.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gort posted:

So it's an attack on the lockdown regulations themselves, effectively? Yeah, I could see that.

And it works even better because "Look, he had it, and ignored lockdown, and was fine, so shut up and get back to work proles"

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Gort posted:

I wonder what the actual game being played here is. I don't believe for a second that the oligarchs who own the newspapers give a solitary poo poo about one of the oligarchs in the government breaking the rules.

the whole "lockdown" situation doesn't seem like it pleases anyone - some people think it's nowhere near enough, it's being selectively applied and keeps people at risk while pretending it's all cool and measured and Very Sensible. Other people think it's stupid and outrageous and everyone needs to Get Back To Work and My Fredoms!!!

the tory papers especially are in the latter camp, they're already pretty mad that Johnson isn't bussing teachers into schools in prison vans. The BBC keeps pushing the idea that the lockdown needs to end and anyone against that is playing politics. So using domcum as a flashpoint is like exerting pressure on the government in the most direct indirect way, especially when they know how important he is to Johnson

Either they make an example of him, or they crumble and let the regulation fall apart because they won't actively defend it. It's like a litmus test - is the lockdown important, or isn't it? Do we need to be doing it, or can we just stop pretending and get all the addicted feckless scroungeworkers back into their jobs? And maybe buying a few papers again???

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Gort posted:

I wonder what the actual game being played here is. I don't believe for a second that the oligarchs who own the newspapers give a solitary poo poo about one of the oligarchs in the government breaking the rules.
A Corbyn comparison isn't really apt, but CumDom's the same in that he hates a lot of the rules of the standard Westminster access game. He's openly contemptuous of most people who don't meet his standard of intellectualism (the good muscular conservative intellectualism, not the bad soft liberal kind), he's petty and holds grudges, and makes it clear he sees even the journos he leaks to as useful idiot pawns rather than trusted collaborators.

Honestly I'd guess a lot of these guys want him gone just so they can go back to government advisors sharing secrets over drinks like they're part of the same old boys club instead of this cold egghead who talks down to them dictating what they should print tomorrow via Whatsapp message.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I bought some chocolate biscuits today. Apparently they're "Toast and Marmalade" flavour.

Something has gone wrong with this timeline.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Nettle Soup posted:

I bought some chocolate biscuits today. Apparently they're "Toast and Marmalade" flavour.

Something has gone wrong with this timeline.

sounds like they're trying to trick Miftan with some marketing psychology

how are they though?

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

I'd try it.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Apraxin posted:

A Corbyn comparison isn't really apt,

From a shitlib perspective they are comparable figures in a lot of ways that's apt

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

They're actually pretty good. I found them in the discounted shelf of the co-op.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

I mean I would

Miftan posted:

I'd try it.

drat it works!!

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
sounds like it'd be jaffa cake-ish which is fine

McVities do strawberries and cream digestives though and there is where I draw the line

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


I'd try those. I oddly ended up enjoying those yoghurt coated skittles they sold.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Thanks for your kind words. Yeah it's all so complicated with this and then there is the standard misinformation spreading everywhere on the back of it too. Unfortunately the police have actually remanded my cousin in custody until a court appearance on June 19th for 'peverting the course of justice' by 'falsely accusing persons of rape' despite the fact she was beaten so badly she was in intensive care and her attackers tried to cut a finger and a breast off. At least her attackers can't get to her in the meantime I suppose. Maggie Oliver, the detective who was whistleblower on the Rochdale cases is getting involved which seems to be a good thing though it'll probably turn out she believes in muslamic ray guns or something.

What on earth is going on here? I've been seeing all sorts of stuff outside of the official media saying something weird and hosed-up is happening in Barrow but it's difficult to tell what's real and what isn't any more.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Guavanaut posted:

It's one of those ones you may have had in the background at school if you went to one that had assemblies in the local church where children in white gowns chant in Latin while a man in a cassock swings an incense burner and the vicar insists that this is definitely not Roman Catholic because we had a Reformation you know.

Oh hey. High church represent. I remember always being late for assembly on Wednesdays.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Beefeater1980 posted:

Oh hey. High church represent. I remember always being late for assembly on Wednesdays.

gently caress the pope low church represent :colbert:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
So it sounds like London is similar to San Francisco and it's just too expensive.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Thanks for the pointers, I believe her Father was looking into a specialist solicitor last time I spoke to him. There is a lot of evidence in the form of pictures of her injuries with dates taken in hospital and (not sure how credible they are evidence wise) screenshots of internet chat logs showing coercion followed with threats etc so it at least exists to that extent.

There are quite a few firms whose specialism is actions against the police and their services should be looked into if at all possible; they'd be best placed to advise.

nurmie posted:

I was sort of aiming Rochdale, Rotheram et al with the police corruption stuff specifically, but there's no doubt police can be extremely weird about investigating sex-related crime, or domestic stuff. Worse, it seems to somehow span cultures and countries. I honestly wonder if there's any research on the topic of wtf is going on with that

Guavanaut posted:

there's also all the poo poo with confiscating mobile devices from people reporting rape and sexual abuse that's ostensibly about "discouraging false reporting" but is more likely to stop genuine survivors coming forward, especially if they've poo poo scared that they'll get in trouble themselves for unrelated things like drug offences.

There's hardly any other crimes treated like that, if I report a break in they don't impound my phone to see if I've got an elaborate discussion with my mates on how I'm going to smash my back window, flog my TV, and claim it back on the insurance, even though as a percentage of thefts insurance fraud is more common (and has an actual benefit to the person committing it) than false rape reports as a percentage of rapes.

Rape exists at a nexus of a lot of different issues that makes it particularly difficult, even when it's not being committed by people with the power to influence the criminal justice system in their favour (the implications of which are its own post, so never mind them for the moment). Rape is one of the most serious offences there is, but it's mostly investigated by single officers with heavy caseloads. It's also one which relies almost entirely on proving what was in both the defendant and the complainant's mind at the time. You can't defend yourself against allegations of robbery or murder by saying "yes, it all happened, but they agreed to let me do it". Most rapes take place in messy, unclear circumstances which can easily be interpreted in more than one way.

Then you start bumping up against something which people ITT would usually be heavily in favour of, because it was introduced as a measure to prevent police obtaining unsafe convictions by misconduct. These are the relatively new rules about the police duty to investigate lines of enquiry that may point to a suspect's innocence as well as lines that may indicate their guilt, and the requirement for the police and prosecutor to disclose anything obtained during an investigation that might assist the defence or undermine the prosecution case. Disclosure issues, where the prosecution has something important that undermines its own case and (whether through malice, carelessness, or incompetence) doesn't tell the defence about it, are still the single biggest cause of miscarriages of justice, and many of those obvious miscarriages of justice have been in rape cases.

This is why you get "we need to know what's on your phone". The need to prove what was in the victim's mind as well as the suspect's in cases of rape provides a compelling need to go into both their digital lives. Distasteful though it is, text messages/instant messages/Twitter DMs/etc sent in the minutes/hours/days/weeks before and after the event are going to help people make inferences about what might have been in the victim's (and suspect's) mind while it was happening. Some of them might be helpful to the prosecution, some of them might be helpful to the defence, most of them are probably irrelevant; but in the context of any other crime, nobody would ever stand to hear the police say "well, we knew about this massive source of potential evidence for finding out what happened, and we didn't look at it". It's a horrible problem, we may well need separate rules of procedure and evidence for rape cases to square this circle, and I'd love to hear a serious proposal for what might be done here.

And then you bump into society's systemic issues with sexism and victim-blaming and so on - in that context, how are an overworked police officer and an overworked prosecutor supposed to decide which conversations undermine their case? If they come across something on the victim's phone that might lead Colonel Blimp, Mrs Curtaintwitcher, and Dapper Laughs on the jury to think "well, she's a trollop, she must have been gagging for it", should they obliged to disclose it and help the defendant build a morally questionable defence? If they find the victim discussing their own rape fantasies with a friend, is that disclosable? If they find the victim discussing their own rape fantasies with the suspect, is that disclosable?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Daily_Ref/status/1264160738131705858?s=20

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


I think half the issue with the phone stuff is that how electronic forensics is currently investigated means they confiscate what is for many people their most valuable possession with huge personal significance for up to years at a time.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Son of Rodney posted:



My gf found this near the pyramids in giza

The ancients knew.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also unfortunately BT it looks like your story has escaped onto twitter and is doing the rounds among the usual sort. Hopefully it sorts the cops out but loving hell about your family being caught in the crossfire.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I think this is the first Tory to call for Cummings to go

https://twitter.com/SteveBakerHW/status/1264454424770076673?s=09

Be interesting how many more come out of the woodwork today

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like that the intolerable thing is that they're losing political capital, not, like, the actual bad things.

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

OwlFancier posted:

I like that the intolerable thing is that they're losing political capital, not, like, the actual bad things.

I suppose if everyone else is saying the quiet pay loud he might as well ask why the gently caress they are we destroying their credibility for one man.

Also important to note that he really wants to end the lockdown and follow the "Swedish model"

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