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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


how i loathe this poster

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Post strong, post often, die of roni

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



stay safe roni ghost

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Thump! posted:

stay safe roni ghost

doing my best! thank you

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

Well actually considering the swine flu pandemic killed less people than seasonal flu I'd say Biden did a pretty good job

I know Biden can in no way take credit for that

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Number will outlive us all

kater
Nov 16, 2010

Ebola Roulette posted:

Well actually considering the swine flu pandemic killed less people than seasonal flu I'd say Biden did a pretty good job

I know Biden can in no way take credit for that

I would not bet on unreasonable things Biden can not do.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

fresh new 2.5 hour TWIV :stoked:

Bulgakov has issued a correction as of 12:26 on May 24, 2020

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1264519064703111168

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

each day is only the beginning of our last night on earth

Man Musk has issued a correction as of 12:44 on May 24, 2020

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Bulgakov posted:

fresh new 2.5 hour TWIV :stoked:

:same: love me some Daniel Griffin

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Man Musk posted:

Brazil has graves all ready to go, very sad for those expecting a happy ending,





jeresey pine barrens in a few weeks

all the mooks are swarming the boardwalks/beaches

idiots just stay at your shore house with your family

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm not dead!

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Dolphin posted:

I'm not dead!

on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your lung function?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
last time i went in they said everything was normal and my blood oxygen level is fine. overall it's been very mild, I've had worse colds. I'm still just worried I'm going to feel great and then my immune system will flare up and kill me to death

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Dolphin posted:

I'm not dead!

yay!! :)

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Dolphin posted:

I'm not dead!

:woop:

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Atrocious Joe posted:

if a small business owner or manager claimed they refused to serve people without masks for religious reasons, would the chuds respect that?

lol no
these same types of people dont like that mosques are allowed to exist in the US

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

KaptainKrunk posted:

national news should have been blasting videos of ERs and people on ventilators for the past 2 months and testimony from their loved ones. everyone is so disconnected from this because so much has been confined to nursing homes

might have made a marginal difference because these people seem motivated by little but fear and consumption
they were blasting videos of chuds yelling open up and it's just the flu bro b/c the news is propaganda for billionaires

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

Dolphin posted:

I'm not dead!

Glad to hear it! We need to ask you something, though.

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Dolphin posted:

I'm not dead!

hello

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Dolphin posted:

I'm not dead!

neat!

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Gods not dead he’s surely alive

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


lol this is going to be nationwide

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/AlexandraChasse/status/1264304818715230212


quote:

Just after sunrise, several Texas families decided to make an early start to be the first in line at Big Rivers Waterpark in New Caney. “Boy, it was wild,” guest Anthony Welsh said. “We’ve been waiting in line since 7:30 a.m. They wouldn’t let anybody move until about 10 a.m.”

Right outside the gate, crowds gathered close together in lines, without much caution to social distancing. Approximately 1,300 people gathered near the water park’s entrance early Saturday morning, according to ABC-13.

The park’s opening was in actual defiance of Gov. Greg Abbott’s order, as water parks were ordered to remain closed across the state.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
What if instead of enforcing the laws the government sent undercover superspreader to all these events?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Hopper posted:

What if instead of enforcing the laws the government sent undercover superspreader to all these events?

if clinton were in charge that's what the chuds would be accusing her of

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Hopper posted:

What if instead of enforcing the laws the government sent undercover superspreader to all these events?

Trump is not very undercover

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Standing in line 3 hours to own the libs.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

6 feet if no one is wearing masks seems ineffective

even if they were 6 feet apart

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
very fortunate we hit on a virus that can be defeated by the common human measurement 6 feet

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
hasnt the 6’ thing been been found to be completely inadequate? especially indoors?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SpaceCadetBob posted:

hasnt the 6’ thing been been found to be completely inadequate? especially indoors?

it doesn’t matter no one follows it anyway

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

snort

It's like a living satire

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

euphronius posted:

it doesn’t matter no one follows it anyway

Well if it doesn't work why should people follow it?

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001


loving rest in peace my brain at the Chevy Camaro branded sneakers lmao forever

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Salt Fish posted:

Well if it doesn't work why should people follow it?

exponential decay

SpaceCadetBob posted:

hasnt the 6’ thing been been found to be completely inadequate? especially indoors?

It's like 14 feet iirc

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

This is art

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