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Sid Vicious posted:Well it started that we had a crib but the mattress was torn so we got one from a cousin, and then my son moved on to a double bed and we had a box spring and a mattress and then it got really awful from a toddler sleeping on it so we put it outside and then he got a new bed and my daughter got a new crib so the old one ended up outside and then my brother just got a new bed and gave my wife and I his three year old mattress so now we have a 19 year old king size in the living room for jumping on This whole family history tells me you should be adopting me, not the other way round.
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gleebster posted:Valko, that is a drat fine 'stache. My man you look great
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gleebster posted:Valko, that is a drat fine 'stache. If you really want to go full hobo I can give you some styling suggestions. Photo of me from 10 years ago: 
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What's it like being Mandy Patinkin? If only I had such a sweet tenor. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Gleebster judging by your posts in the Lunch thread I can only assume that is a pear martini Oddly, no. But it is after all a gibson, not a martini. No pear, anyway.
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May 24, 2020 02:13
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gleebster posted:Valko, that is a drat fine 'stache. What's your YouTube cooking show?
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May 24, 2020 02:15
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Tip posted:If you really want to go full hobo I can give you some styling suggestions. Somehow, red hair seems more scruffy. I don't use the term "ginger", because I have always suspected it evolved as a way for English people to hate on Scots without just saying "Gee, I sure don't like those people from Scotland, do you?"
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May 24, 2020 02:17
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May 24, 2020 02:17
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Ginger snaps are delicious with tea. They dunk excessively well.
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May 24, 2020 02:20
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Less “hobo” and more “I own and permanently occupy a houseboat” and it rules. Good Lord, I'm bad enough at owning a rowhouse in Baltimore. If I owned something that had to keep afloat I'd set the harbor aflame somehow.
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May 24, 2020 02:40
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gleebster posted:Good Lord, I'm bad enough at owning a rowhouse in Baltimore. If I owned something that had to keep afloat I'd set the harbor aflame somehow. dude thinks he lives in cleveland
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May 24, 2020 02:47
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DessertStorm posted:Here's me Nice dicklamp, dog
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DessertStorm posted:Here's me Would you like dog on your rapsheet?
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May 24, 2020 04:50
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gleebster posted:Valko, that is a drat fine 'stache. Nomination for best picture in the entire thread. Teach me how to be like you
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May 24, 2020 06:11
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Halloween costume, I won the office contest: More recently: 
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May 24, 2020 06:59
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May 24, 2020 08:14
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sup fellow Lil Cuties
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blight rhino posted:I just went full hobo. It's hard to maintain and you're always wiping beer out of the tache. But mostly I would grow big beards to hide my double chin. I'm a full on chameleon though! 
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May 24, 2020 11:31
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Oi m8
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"Where am I? Who are these women? Why are you taking my picture????"
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Photo taken prior to hooligan headbutting two ladies
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May 24, 2020 15:51
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Aginor posted:It's hard to maintain and you're always wiping beer out of the tache. But mostly I would grow big beards to hide my double chin. Look at these Karens
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May 24, 2020 15:51
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My Shoes posted:Look at these Karens Those are Tiffanys, dear.
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Literally A Person posted:Those are Tiffanys, dear. I'm not up to date, what are Tiffanys
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Elentor posted:I'm not up to date, what are Tiffanys larval staceys i think?
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Elentor posted:I'm not up to date, what are Tiffanys Tiffanys are women who are named Tiffany.
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May 24, 2020 16:49
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I thought that'd be pretty evident given the context.
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May 24, 2020 16:49
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People already call me Karen I need to know what else I'm gonna be randomly insulted means lol.
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dee eight posted:larval staceys i think? Ha I need to make some guy titles  Like Mikes. Mikes are total assholes, the worst. They cheat and scam women all the time. Bobs are nice but destined to remain in the friendzone. Steves are bad yes, but good in the sack and will fix your car.
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May 24, 2020 17:13
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Where I'm from Kevin is pretty insulting, unless your name is Kevin or there's a Kevin nearby.
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May 24, 2020 17:17
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Bronze Fonz posted:Where I'm from Kevin is pretty insulting, unless your name is Kevin or there's a Kevin nearby. Weird, I looked it up in Urban Dictionary and it has BEST BOYFRIEND EVAR https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kevin
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May 24, 2020 17:24
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Elentor posted:People already call me Karen I need to know what else I'm gonna be randomly insulted means lol. How about we just call you Elentor and leave it at that?
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May 24, 2020 17:25
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Spinz posted:Weird, I looked it up in Urban Dictionary and it has BEST BOYFRIEND EVAR Terrible coworkers tho, just behind Jeffs. gently caress Jeff.
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May 24, 2020 17:27
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Spinz posted:Steves are bad yes, but good in the sack and will fix your car. this tracks
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May 24, 2020 17:33
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Whoa whoa whoa what's a Trixie? I'm not from the midwest. I feel like this is a midwest thing.
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Bronze Fonz posted:Where I'm from Kevin is pretty insulting, unless your name is Kevin or there's a Kevin nearby. I’ve always heard “Kevin” used as a filler name for a stories around people that are dense as hell on the level of “couldnt pour piss out of a boot with instructions written on the heel”.
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Scathach posted:Whoa whoa whoa what's a Trixie? I'm not from the midwest. I feel like this is a midwest thing. It's southern. I knew a lot of them.
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TITANKISSER69 posted:Nobody's heard of Chads and Trixies? I don't know what a Chad is, but I knew a girl who had a dog named Trixie. One of those noisy little yappers that made everyone want to kick it senseless.
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King Possum III posted:I don't know what a Chad is, but I knew a girl who had a dog named Trixie. One of those noisy little yappers that made everyone want to kick it senseless. Mmm no sorry I think you're projecting your lust for animal abuse onto other people.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Mmm no sorry I think you're projecting your lust for animal abuse onto other people. Nah, I love most animals. Got a cat myself. But this critter and it's continuous tinny arf gets one thinking about poison meatballs. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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