Dumb Lowtax posted:

It's not the deaths guessing game but it's the next best thing: Postcounts. Holy poo poo, you all post a lot. I somehow don't even rank high enough to show up.

snoo posted:

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1264595783640326144?s=20

Goreld posted:

While swimming competitively for many years, my parents were insistent that the chlorine would make my siblings and me impervious to disease. Because it does kill microbes in the water.

After one particularly grueling meet, I got the most sick I’ve ever been in my life, probably a bad flu. Freezing shakes so bad even a shower couldn’t stop them, I was so sick I couldn’t walk ten feet to the bathroom, almost certainly caught at the meet.

Of course now I find out that inhaling shitloads of chlorine may have hosed my lungs for covid, all because the *common sense* idea that breathing chlorine must be good for you. Every time I asked ‘uh but isn’t chlorine gas used as a weapon’ I’d get a “oh that’s totally different!” response.

In short, tons of people will die and conservatives won’t learn a goddamn thing from this.

Mayor Dave posted:

Admiral Ray posted:

i don't need to crawl out of my bunker. i upload fragments of my consciousness to the ants, fliues, wasps that have found their way into my home. they carry parts of my being into the far corners of my city and i am alive.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

americans don't wanna wear masks because it will muffle their constant yelling when they talk

Man Musk posted:

For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

Dolphin posted:

I'm not dead!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

golfing is the stupidest goddamn "sport" ever invented and i will ruthlessly mock anyone who plays even a single game of it

facetoucher cat posted:

I saw an episode of CHiPs as a child where there was a chlorine gas tanker truck the guys were taking up some mountain road but there was a wreck and a tiger got lose then Ponch was sexist but no one cared

That's when I first discovered that chlorine gas was dangerous and the cops were jerks

Rhesus Pieces posted:

totally different chemical but there's that youtube video of a cop responding to an overturned ammonia tanker truck who doesn't assess the area at all, runs right into the cloud of ammonia and dies within 10 seconds as his dashcam records the whole thing

MorrisBae posted:

Is there any law stopping employers from firing plague-havers

mycomancy posted:

Yeah it was hilarious I hope he died in pain and his family is ashamed.

MorrisBae posted:

Is there any law stopping employers from firing plague-havers

Google Butt posted:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah worker protection

Gripweed posted:

Rhesus Pieces posted:

I didn't say or imply it was funny?

in fact this guy was probably one of the very rare rookie "good cops" because he saw a man down and selflessly ran to his aid with no regard for his own safety (or he wasn't properly trained).

Scary! Too posted:

Hobbs and Shaw has as many epilogues as the last Lord of the Rings movie

Goreld posted:

While swimming competitively for many years, my parents were insistent that the chlorine would make my siblings and me impervious to disease. Because it does kill microbes in the water.

After one particularly grueling meet, I got the most sick Ive ever been in my life, probably a bad flu. Freezing shakes so bad even a shower couldnt stop them, I was so sick I couldnt walk ten feet to the bathroom, almost certainly caught at the meet.

Of course now I find out that inhaling shitloads of chlorine may have hosed my lungs for covid, all because the *common sense* idea that breathing chlorine must be good for you. Every time I asked uh but isnt chlorine gas used as a weapon Id get a oh thats totally different! response.

In short, tons of people will die and conservatives wont learn a goddamn thing from this.

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But in Return of the King's defense, it does cram in 6 endings in a (comparatively?) brief 27 minutes. And there's only 22-ish minutes between the first fade-to-black fakeout on Mount Doom to the real “The End” appearing onscreen.

Chris James 2 posted:

Raskolnikov38 posted:

oh my god it actually was a half hour of epilogues gently caress YOU PETER JACKSON

Thesaurus posted:

To riff on this tangent, I looked up the video and it's apparently staged for a training exercise. So we can all rest easy!

Dolphin posted:

MorrisBae posted:

Is there any law stopping employers from firing plague-havers

Gripweed posted:

Shima Honnou posted:

of all the things that stick around going forward (such as coronavirus and a high death toll) i really really hope priest squirt guns are one of them lmao

Starks posted:

I’ve been shown the video as part of training and the explanation they gave was that it’s real, and the family gave permission for it to be used in training videos to prevent future deaths.

so basically he has been owned postmortem by his own family

Flunky posted:

play disc golf, it's the People's Golf

mystes posted:

You can only complain about a half hour of epilogues in Return of the King if you've been able to sit through the entirety of Peter Jackson's King Kong.

Basic Poster posted:

If you are over 16 and play with frisbees you are 💯 a failson

snoo posted: