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Magic Mango posted:Lol at the airhorn this is great. every now and then there's a pause and you think "oh it's been stopped now" and then it starts up again
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May 25, 2020 16:35
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May 25, 2020 16:36
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Yep, they're absolutely doubling down, trying to play the sympathy card. Lockdown's over, the government's now saying it's okay for everyone to travel around for any reason.
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May 25, 2020 16:36
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The airhorn is clearly rattling him too. If it's audible over the mics it must be very loud there.
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May 25, 2020 16:36
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I don’t believe that the PM’s closest adviser didn’t get tested for COVID.
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May 25, 2020 16:36
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Crocodile tears, here we go
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May 25, 2020 16:37
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Yep, they're going for the sympathy card, presumably all the little lines on social media over the past few days have been trial balloons to see which go down best.
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May 25, 2020 16:37
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Someone should smuggle in one of those giant rubber chickens.
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May 25, 2020 16:37
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Lol he's changing his story completely and blaming the media for forcing him to leave London What an utter oval office
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May 25, 2020 16:38
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'Don't travel unless you need to rely on family members to support you.' was not in the guidance lol
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May 25, 2020 16:38
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I don't know what his plan is but I don't think it's going to work
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May 25, 2020 16:38
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https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1264943158875602946 So he's already managed to admit further ways in which he broke the rules?
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May 25, 2020 16:38
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wow it seems like the intolerant left is to blame, who might have guessed
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May 25, 2020 16:39
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Is he trying to be as boring as possible so people stop caring?
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May 25, 2020 16:39
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Anyone else hearing the phrase "RETURN TO WORK" over and over?
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May 25, 2020 16:40
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stev posted:Is he trying to be as boring as possible so people stop caring? yes but if the media have photos of him visiting a castle this is gonna get good with all his rambling about isolating
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May 25, 2020 16:40
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Saddest thing here is they (apparently? But not) infected their kid through their negligence 
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May 25, 2020 16:40
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a glitch posted:I don't know what his plan is but I don't think it's going to work I think it will work. They're unaccountable. What can anybody do about it? I don't think anybody can or will force their hand
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dispatch_async posted:https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1264943158875602946 Oh yeah he said that as well lol His diary entries aren't going to help at all because either he's lying and there'll turn out to be a picture or something or it's the truth but thousands of people have had far worse challenges and didn't do all the travelling. gently caress HE SAID HE WENT OUTSIDE WHAAAAAAAAAAT
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May 25, 2020 16:41
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God it's been a really bad weekend for me and Cummings' weird schoolboy "reason for breaking lock down" is actually cracking me up. What a farce omg. "I walked into woods owned by my father" Fuckin landed gentry over here.
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May 25, 2020 16:41
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A test drive because of his COVID eyes, of course
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May 25, 2020 16:42
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https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1264943972994220032 Oh, really?
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May 25, 2020 16:42
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Ah, they didn't go to the castle, they just went near the castle. That's fine then.
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May 25, 2020 16:43
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LMAO I didn't go for a day out to the castle on my wife's birthday, I was just testing whether I could see well enough to drive Just lmao. Incredible
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May 25, 2020 16:43
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namesake posted:gently caress HE SAID HE WENT OUTSIDE WHAAAAAAAAAAT
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May 25, 2020 16:43
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"We were briefly in the woods" this owns
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May 25, 2020 16:43
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did he visit madame tussauds on this loving day trip?
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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a Test Drive lmao, this is quite the creative writing exercise to try and massage the known breaches into something heroic
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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This is clearly a carefully constructed story. Every step of the way they acted absolutely perfectly to not break the letter of the law. I really hope someone has photographic evidence of them not doing it.
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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I bet he went to the owl sanctuary.
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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Hahahah, the entire underlying narrative of this is 'Having completely ignored advice to remain home I was forced to engage in a series of bizarre travel adventures which explains all the eye witnesses and photographs.'
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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Surely no one will buy the test drive story, right?
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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he's repeatedly admitting to explicitly breaching the guidelines, what the gently caress is he thinking
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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This is less credible than Prince Andrew can't sweat. Whose idea was this 20-car pile up?
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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"Local CCTV, if it exists would prove I was in London" Oh my god perfect quote, actually howling.
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May 25, 2020 16:45
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EvilHawk posted:This is clearly a carefully constructed story. Every step of the way they acted absolutely perfectly to not break the letter of the law. Yet, I'm intrigued by the body language change when he refutes one of the news reports
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May 25, 2020 16:45
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My big brain deals with unfathomable complexity
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