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I was at the illegally reopened water park the other day and GOD so many idiots were packed in there! Nobody wearing masks, and they made me take mine off when I went down the big water slide, I only did it like 6 times before I noped out of it and spent the rest of the time in the tubing river. They weren't even making people socially distance at the snack bar, I kept glaring at people every time I got an ice cream cone.
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https://twitter.com/matthewbennett/status/1264955414107561987 have fun with that one, worldometers guy!
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May 25, 2020 19:03
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charity rereg posted:my absolute favorite genre of post is "everyone is stupid for being here except for me"
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Mummy Xzibit posted:I was at the illegally reopened water park the other day why charity rereg posted:my absolute favorite genre of post is "everyone is stupid for being here except for me"
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Mummy Xzibit posted:I was at the illegally reopened water park the other day and GOD so many idiots were packed in there! Nobody wearing masks, and they made me take mine off when I went down the big water slide, I only did it like 6 times before I noped out of it and spent the rest of the time in the tubing river. They weren't even making people socially distance at the snack bar, I kept glaring at people every time I got an ice cream cone. protip drink the water, its full of chud piss which the corona virus instinctively recoils from
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The BBC just did a bank holiday trip report from various popular spots around the UK Scotland  Wales  Northern Ireland  England  Guess which country dropped the "stay at home when possible" message? England
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The Pussy Boss posted:I think there is a reasonable middle ground between cramming into packed bars and gyms, and never leaving the house. Like wear a mask, stay away from people, but if you're one of the people who literally aren't going outside, props to you but I can't do that. sure you can pussy
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poty posted:have fun with that one, worldometers guy! update from the guardians liveblog: Health authorities in Spain have revised downward the country’s death toll from the coronavirus by nearly 2,000, bringing the total number of deaths recorded to 26,834, AFP reports. A new system of gathering data had allowed them to identify cases that were counted twice and exclude deaths wrongly attributed to the virus, said Fernando Simon, the health ministry’s emergencies coordinator. “A variation of 1,900, that’s a lot,” he added. “We are trying to check that it’s correct, but these are the figures that we have at the moment.” The health ministry, which gathers data from regional health authorities, also revised downwards the number of confirmed cases of coronavirus, from the 235,772 announced on Sunday to 235,400. “We are satisfied with the growing quality of the information that allows us to take decisions,” said Simon. “It is something that happens in every epidemic, when the evolution of the epidemic leaves us with a bit more time, you have to correct the figures and in certain cases you have to reduce them,” he explained. While the new system cut the number of deaths by 1,918, Spain remains one of the countries worst hit by the virus.
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my bony fealty posted:protip drink the water, its full of chud piss which the corona virus instinctively recoils from if you show your lack of fear the coronavirus will be scared of your dominance and not infect you
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I'm gonna complain about it loudly at the big BBQ party at my bro's house later today. Edit: Once I get home from the beach, Jesus I'm sure it's gonna be packed with idiots.
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Crazypoops posted:Fuckin hyped for the second wave someone line up the Spanish flu with covid-19 again reminder that the second Spanish flu wave mutated and started wiping out 20-40 year olds
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BMX Ninja posted:The BBC just did a bank holiday trip report from various popular spots around the UK I assume the beach is poo poo in England too but I can guarantee that Scottish beach is not comfortable for sunbathing
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BMX Ninja posted:The BBC just did a bank holiday trip report from various popular spots around the UK I wonder if there's something about living through the self-mythology of a global empire that does this to a people's brains. The "it's okay when I do it" neural circuit that also justifies overseas dominion and extractive capitalism
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poty posted:Health authorities in Spain have revised downward the country’s death toll from the coronavirus by nearly 2,000, bringing the total number of deaths recorded to 26,834, AFP reports. Number go down, time for water park
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May 25, 2020 19:20
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Thump! posted:go run in your neighborhood and stay the gently caress away from people in fact you can do both of these at the same time bc running with a mask is basically high altitude training
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indigi posted:fiz don't go to the loving gym!!!! i felt stupid and left
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magiccarpet posted:I stayed inside for 10 weeks only to watch all my friends decide to go on vacation with their families this weekend and gently caress everything up This is why I completely blackpilled when the Tuesday/wed numbers were so low last week, the only chance we had of a locked down memorial day was 10k+ dead a day and that might not have mattered either
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Marx Headroom posted:reminder that the second Spanish flu wave mutated and started wiping out 20-40 year olds 
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My favorite covid mutation found was the one that was a longer asymptomatic phase and a longer sick as a dog phase before killing you. We will not hit 100k today. So sad.
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Marx Headroom posted:in fact you can do both of these at the same time bc running with a mask is basically high altitude training  poty posted:update from the guardians liveblog: 
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Give up, make friends with death. He's pretty cool guy and takes you away from hell world. This is gravity it's beyond us. We never had a chance.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:This 'in-between peaks' period is so loving frustrating. Waiting for the other shoe to drop is even more painful than the first go-round. My buddy who's just as paranoid as I am is having it out with his chud girlfriend, she went to stay at a hotel the other night just to get away for a minute. Turns out she was staying with her friend who's been bumbling and partying with people. So that's going well. Second wave is gonna be really fun.
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Thoguh posted:I kinda wonder what it would take to have another NBA shutting down type event for the next wave. The only thing I can think of would be if a prominent college football team had a mass outbreak that resulted in the death of a player or head coach. But it couldn't be some random D3 school, it'd have to be Alabama or Clemson or somewhere like that. I've been thinking for a few days about Nick saban screaming at the top of his lungs at his players and getting covid and dying and how most of the country would just be happy and 90% of Alabama would kill anyone who didn't wear a mask
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People in prison have figured out the trick to getting drunk and buff as hell without going to gyms and bars why are some of you so unimaginative?
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Spain has figured it out. Nobody has died of or because of covid. They died with covid and shouldn't be counted. Thank you!
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Thump! posted:like seriously get some big water jugs delivered to your house and lift those up and down Fortunately I already have 5 gallon water jugs because our water gets zebra musseled or shut off several times a year. It's starting to take a lot of reps for deadlifts to get anywhere. I tried nordic curls instead the other day and I refuse to believe anyone can actually do them.
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Marx Headroom posted:reminder that the second Spanish flu wave mutated and started wiping out 20-40 year olds I read a theory about the 1918 age disparity and the author posited that a much weaker version had circulated sometime in the 1800s and granted immunity to the survivors against the Spanish flu
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charity rereg posted:my absolute favorite genre of post is "everyone is stupid for being here except for me" Isn't this the underlying gist of every C-SPAM post?
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My apartment already opened the pool, and the gym opens on the 28th. We have confirmed positive cases. lmao
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FizFashizzle posted:Knoxville chud gym is all the way open. They squirt your hands when you come in and you’re to maintain twelve feet of social distancing, but masks are optional. lmao source your quotes please
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Bip Roberts posted:I assume the beach is poo poo in England too but I can guarantee that Scottish beach is not comfortable for sunbathing To be fair, I think the weather was a bit better today in England than in the north. But I've been to that NI beach on bank holidays in all weather, and it's usually pretty busy. I ended up going to the coast yesterday, but was ready to turn back if it was a chud cattle market. I was pleasantly surprised: 
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Mayor Dave posted:I read a theory about the 1918 age disparity and the author posited that a much weaker version had circulated sometime in the 1800s and granted immunity to the survivors against the Spanish flu thats neat, i figured the close quarters and lovely war hospitals explained everthing
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poty posted:update from the guardians liveblog: I'm sure the flu killing 1918 fewer Spanish people is not at all on purpose
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Bip Roberts posted:I assume the beach is poo poo in England too but I can guarantee that Scottish beach is not comfortable for sunbathing The only Scottish beach in history in the one scarjo went to and left the baby to cry
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fits my needs posted:lmao source your quotes please They are serious and go to the gym.
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Mr Hootington posted:They are serious and go to the gym. hahahaha that’s a good one here’s a sourced quote Panfilo posted:Had to calm my mom down this morning, she had an argument with my younger brother on the phone and had gotten really upset at how blase he is about sheltering in place. He lives up in Shasta County, and had recently boasted about how they had a Rodeo with 3000 people and nobody got sick. He thinks the whole pandemic is a big hoax and is really smug about how he's going to have fun at Lake Shasta while all the Bay Area people stay at home terrified of their own shadow.
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