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I found my collection of lightbulb jokes from the 1990s and am saddened by how many of them remain relevant today. E: How many UKMT posters does it take to change a lightbulb? No, it's not 139 - the lightbulb itself contains the seeds of change and revolution. Jedit fucked around with this message at 21:25 on May 25, 2020 |
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Necrothatcher posted:is there medical advice from a doctor that's not "expert medical advice?" Yo
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May 25, 2020 21:25
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Lockdown is definitely over because, predictably, Tommy Robinson has driven upto Barrow-in-Furness today and is holding court with a mob of the great unwashed in KFC's carpark. It's that Barrow thing that's still ongoing: https://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/18472714.we-compel-act---12-000-strong-petition-calls-independent-review-child-sex-abuse-claims-barrow/ I'd assume it's all bullshit 'cos Robinson's involved but at the same time, it seems remarkably similar to all the other abuse scandals that we now know were completely true. Trouble is, the only reports I've seen have been from this local rag, so it's hard to get any perspective.
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May 25, 2020 21:26
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You might want to read back in the thread a bit.
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May 25, 2020 21:34
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Strange how this idea has spread that Cummings' child is autistic. Also all those misspelt hashtags, very strange. https://twitter.com/Angry_Voice/status/1264878539146493957
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May 25, 2020 21:35
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If enough people say "apparently" before any sentence it becomes true.
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May 25, 2020 21:40
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Jedit posted:I found my collection of lightbulb jokes from the 1990s and am saddened by how many of them remain relevant today. Just two but only if they lived together in the lightbulb before lockdown started.
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May 25, 2020 21:44
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Pistol_Pete posted:It's that Barrow thing that's still ongoing: OwlFancier posted:You might want to read back in the thread a bit. It's a fast moving thread to be fair. This is exactly why the family didn't want him gatecrashing though, completely undermines credibility.
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May 25, 2020 21:49
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May 25, 2020 21:58
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im gonna take a wild guess and say the barrow thing will be dropped as soon as it emerges that a bunch of local businessmen, police and politicians were involved in the trafficking ring, just like rotherham. then both left and right can bicker about the tone of the press coverage and the actual story can be safely buried and forgotten.
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May 25, 2020 22:05
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Pig. https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/1264923293007712263?s=20
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May 25, 2020 22:05
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Christ is he really villainising Monica Lewinsky?
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May 25, 2020 22:07
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Obeyed the rules, then KT says We Deserve Communism. Do you think she thinks that's some kind of insult? https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1264983036778684417?s=20
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May 25, 2020 22:32
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Obeyed the rules, then KT says We Deserve Communism. I literally don't understand what that tweet means. Is she saying that if you refrained from all those things then you're an idiot?
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May 25, 2020 22:36
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namesake posted:Christ is he really villainising Monica Lewinsky? How dare this woman report being sexually abused in her job! How dare she try and destroy a man's career over something he did. No white man should ever suffer the consequences of their actions!
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May 25, 2020 22:38
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The Perfect Element posted:I literally don't understand what that tweet means. Is she saying that if you refrained from all those things then you're an idiot? Yeah her big thing right now is lockdown was unnecessary and everyone who actually did it is a soft lefty sheep. She also thinks the virus is NBD and wouldn't mind catching it to prove it or some stupid poo poo.
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May 25, 2020 22:40
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Lol shops are back open in 2 weeks. We're all going to die. I went back to work today to help plan how we're going to do social-distancing and limited contact chains when we reopen and it's actually really difficult, how are shops going to do anything except slap some tape on the ground every 2 metres and hope for the best? It feels like the government is like 'we're already the worst in Europe, if we kill more then what's the problem we're the worst in Europe either way. Get them back to work'.
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May 25, 2020 22:42
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The Perfect Element posted:I literally don't understand what that tweet means. Is she saying that if you refrained from all those things then you're an idiot? She’s saying if you refrained from those things you’re a moron, a sheep, a barely sentient husk, and when the white patriots of Britain rise up you’ll be among those justly consumer in their cleansing fire. She’s a lovely person.
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May 25, 2020 22:43
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The Perfect Element posted:I literally don't understand what that tweet means. Is she saying that if you refrained from all those things then you're an idiot? That's my understanding of it! I put garlic on the computer and arranged bell, book and candle around it, and had a quick peak at her timeline. She is really against lockdown, mask wearing etc. and thinks the HumanCapital should get back to work instead of living it up on furlough payments.
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May 25, 2020 22:44
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:That's my understanding of it! Amazing how many people whose entire lifestyle is funded by being a right wing bigmouth like to talk about how people should get real jobs.
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May 25, 2020 22:50
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Did Cummings use having the virus as an excuse to get the gently caress out of dodge while Boris wasn't there to protect him?
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May 25, 2020 22:57
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History Comes Inside! posted:Yeah her big thing right now is lockdown was unnecessary and everyone who actually did it is a soft lefty sheep. Can't imagine all that ket she done could have done much good to her internals.
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May 25, 2020 22:57
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Surely most of her audience are in the age group that's largely spent the last few months watching its parents die of covid?
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May 25, 2020 22:59
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It's interesting the way the press has split. Daily Mail very clearly anti-cummings, Torygraph is slightly anti, and the Murdoch press is now definitely coming out in his favour.
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May 25, 2020 23:06
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May 25, 2020 23:15
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Is it true then that he lives in Corbyn's constituency?
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May 25, 2020 23:18
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bornbytheriver posted:Is it true then that he lives in Corbyn's constituency? Auntie Em's I think. (It's a posher bit of Islington than Corbyn's bit). https://twitter.com/EmilyThornberry/status/1264676349148618752?s=20 Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 23:26 on May 25, 2020 |
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May 25, 2020 23:21
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Yeah Thornberry's https://www.twitter.com/EmilyThornberry/status/1264676349148618752
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May 25, 2020 23:26
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Auntie Em's I think. I expect him to cite his son again when he writes to her about being hounded
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May 25, 2020 23:39
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Just doing a YouGov survey. Just got to this question: I bet they get almost all 'none of these' answers. I think only baby havers will be answering anything else and I bet those who have had a baby in the last month aren't thinking of yougov surveys! Ed: or Dommy Cummings could answer holiday in the UK. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 00:03 on May 26, 2020 |
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The genius that is Cummings does it again: https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1265050629447323650?s=20 Faisal Islam (https://twitter.com/faisalislam ) is posting a bunch of tweets - people have been going through the Wayback Machine checking out Cummings' claims. (all separate tweets so not a convenient one to link to). And this is funny: Bloke jumps in to defend Cummings that he HAD been writing about pandemics for years. When asked to provide evidence which Islam has not yet been able to find: https://twitter.com/lankland/status/1265019900080381952?s=20
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south korea is so good we didn't even see them see it coming
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That Facebook post is exactly why starmer et al will attack on Cummings and not the general handling of the crisis - idiots will say "you wouldn't have done any better" but Cummings breaking the rule is something they can process . However, it remains to be seen if this will even stick to domm Cumm, let alone Boris, the Tories or our failing system in general.
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Oh dear. My sister has this friend she's known since school days. The friend from time to time contacts me and I'm sure she's fishing for me to friend her. I have no intention of doing so. She's weird and posts constant god squad stuff. Anyway, she's messaged me now and said the media are getting too big for their boots. And I said it's about time they did their jobs and held Cummings and Spaffer to account. No reply yet after a few quick fire returns on 'how are yous'.
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May 26, 2020 00:40
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namesake posted:Christ is he really villainising Monica Lewinsky? No, he's saying it wouldn't have been appropriate for her to say her piece from the Oval because she was an employee and not the President, just as it is not appropriate for Subinic Goings to give an interview from the Rose Garden because he is an employee and not the Prime Minister.
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Vitamin P posted:I went back to work today to help plan how we're going to do social-distancing and limited contact chains when we reopen and it's actually really difficult, how are shops going to do anything except slap some tape on the ground every 2 metres and hope for the best? a lot of them won't even bother slapping tape down, although I don't really blame them as it will do nothing the government is quite happy to force people back to work during a pandemic and it's going to kill a whole bunch of people, and the only thing even approaching a consequence the people in charge are ever going to face is if the British public condescends to vote them out in 4.5 years time to drink I thinkp
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Oh dear. My sister has this friend she's known since school days. The friend from time to time contacts me and I'm sure she's fishing for me to friend her. I have no intention of doing so. She's weird and posts constant god squad stuff. How bad is boomer facebook?
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Jedit posted:I found my collection of lightbulb jokes from the 1990s and am saddened by how many of them remain relevant today. Has it got the very best one (that doesn't really work in text, alas) How many Jedis does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, Kenobi.
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