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big scary monsters posted:I'm considering head enhancement surgery to turn mine into a flawless sphere, the most perfect, beautiful and normal of head shapes. be the orb you want to see in the world
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I didn't really mind working in the lab when there were one or two people in there but now it's going to be full all the time, and like I've been saying these people are loving morons it's weirdly liberating having it fully out in the open that nobody gives a gently caress about people's well being when there's money involved
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:So is the thread title going to be updated to Dominic Stayings? Dominic 'Stains
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Chubby Henparty posted:Dominic 'Stains those joggers look pretty nasty
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CoolCab posted:if you don't get at least 22 hours of darkness you're a southerner. I am not doing a bit, this is a thing I genuinely believe I move like 20 miles south and suddenly everyone around me is a loving Tory. I dare not even approach the border.
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CoolCab posted:if you don't get at least 22 hours of darkness you're a southerner. I am not doing a bit, this is a thing I genuinely believe At this time of year that makes everyone north of Antarctica a southerner.
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I'm dreading the end of my furlough tbh, my job is such a barrel of triggers for me. I just hope I get some notice and not "right back to it today please" except without the please probably Also I'm a big old baldy with a weird head, there's a weird little hillock at the back of my noggin which I guess must be where it stores the anxiety or something
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May 26, 2020 16:12
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May 26, 2020 16:13
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I'm back on Monday but thankfully none of my useless colleagues will be back and I get to set my own hours for the time being. So I'll be "working from home" at least 3 days a week.
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big scary monsters posted:At this time of year that makes everyone north of Antarctica a southerner. We don't make the rules.
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Head shaming: there were a whole pile of bald blokes on twitter last night apologizing on behalf of slapheads everywhere (their words) for the behaviour of Cummings and how a whole section of society should not be held responsible for the actions of one man. It was quite funny. I can't find it now.
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Camrath posted:Oh, and Digby is once again showing off the fact that his spine is basically liquid. Hey orange fluffy Catte with no spine buddy! I too have one of those, they're a treat:  That's Rysja and she's a Siberian Manx with no tail! Watching her run down the stairs ahead of me in the morning is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Glad yours are doing better, we have another sick kitty at the moment with crystals in the bladder that can't be shifted after trying everything from the vet so we're having to go get ultrasounds done looking for other issues so I sympathise! Would have bought fudge but house of diabetics and it would possibly murder my partner, if you get any erythritol or other sugar alcohol ones going let us know and we'll be the first to queue up!
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Chubby Henparty posted:Dominic 'Stains
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Chubby Henparty posted:Dominic 'Stains  ^^ that actually looks rather fun. Reminds me of when I got really drunk and played GTA to see if i was any good drunk driving (i was not)
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/Survation/status/1265296371541778432 Yeah obviously. People get more tory in a crisis not less and there's now no opposition
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Communist Thoughts posted:Yeah obviously. Genuinely funny to me that the people loudly calling for the army to shoot those breaking lockdown without paperwork in the streets are also usually the ones breaking lockdown for trivial garbage.
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ThomasPaine posted:Genuinely funny to me that the people loudly calling for the army to shoot those breaking lockdown without paperwork in the streets are also usually the ones breaking lockdown for trivial garbage. Hypocrisy is the sweetest vice imo
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I had a conspiratorial thought in the shower this morning that maybe UK democracy been a sham for ages, and that the intelligence services have forever been in control of who does and doesn't get elected as part of an overall "interests of the nation" agenda and that they deliberately keep a stranglehold on the press to ensure people vote the 'right' way, and that they only let labour get in occasionally because otherwise it would be too obvious, but otherwise don't give a poo poo about democracy because the only thing that matters is britain's power in the world. Would make a good 'conspiracy-unravelling' film but the premise is slightly flawed by the fact that britain's power is in the toilet exactly because of the last 15 years of tory idiots
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/Survation/status/1265296371541778432 If labour had a decent leader they would be 20 points ahead in the polls etc etc
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OwlFancier posted:I'm the 1 in 20 people who don't know what a keir starmer is. The favourable/unfavorable split for Boris Johnson seems ridiculously out of whack with the you gov poll from earlier today.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I had a conspiratorial thought in the shower this morning that maybe UK democracy been a sham for ages, and that the intelligence services have forever been in control of who does and doesn't get elected as part of an overall "interests of the nation" agenda and that they deliberately keep a stranglehold on the press to ensure people vote the 'right' way, and that they only let labour get in occasionally because otherwise it would be too obvious, but otherwise don't give a poo poo about democracy because the only thing that matters is britain's power in the world. Would make a good 'conspiracy-unravelling' film but the premise is slightly flawed by the fact that britain's power is in the toilet exactly because of the last 15 years of tory idiots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP7vFG4XfmU
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I'm not having any fuckin' polls in this thread again, we had enough of that poo poo in December and it was soul destroying.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I had a conspiratorial thought in the shower this morning that maybe UK democracy been a sham for ages, and that the intelligence services have forever been in control of who does and doesn't get elected as part of an overall "interests of the nation" agenda and that they deliberately keep a stranglehold on the press to ensure people vote the 'right' way, and that they only let labour get in occasionally because otherwise it would be too obvious, but otherwise don't give a poo poo about democracy because the only thing that matters is britain's power in the world. Would make a good 'conspiracy-unravelling' film but the premise is slightly flawed by the fact that britain's power is in the toilet exactly because of the last 15 years of tory idiots They don't care so specifically about parties but yeah they do security checks on rising political figures which would almost certainly include funnelling information to relevant figures higher in the party (who had already passed those checks) if they find anything like 'questionable' activity for the sake of 'national security'. However they are also frequently very bad at their jobs so it's not a complete lock.
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Loonytoad Quack posted:This genuinely made me LOL in the literalest sense of the word:  now that is good
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I had a conspiratorial thought in the shower this morning that maybe UK democracy been a sham for ages, and that the intelligence services have forever been in control of who does and doesn't get elected as part of an overall "interests of the nation" agenda and that they deliberately keep a stranglehold on the press to ensure people vote the 'right' way, and that they only let labour get in occasionally because otherwise it would be too obvious, but otherwise don't give a poo poo about democracy because the only thing that matters is britain's power in the world. Would make a good 'conspiracy-unravelling' film but the premise is slightly flawed by the fact that britain's power is in the toilet exactly because of the last 15 years of tory idiots This was the problem with Mr. Robot. Seasons 1 and 2 were all about how a shadowy cabal of the worlds elite had complete control of the world and had everything planned out. Then in season 3 they had the main character basically say “poo poo Trump and Brexit prove that there is no master plan. No wait, it’s all part of their plan. Yeah, I got to stop it.” Like it tried to ignore what was happening in the real world by keeping everything in 2015/16, but it was obvious that the show was dancing around the elephants in the room.
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They've just announced a review of all fines due to childcare This country is absolutely mental
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Lol matt Hancock has just confirmed in the briefing that the government are going to review fines given to other people for breaking lockdown for child care reasons. E:fb
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This is going to end the lockdown, then Cummings will smugly claim it was all 5D chess by his giant brain to get the scared chattel back out in the fields. Then 500,000 people will die of rona and they’ll talk about them as the glorious dead. Gove elected with landslide. We definitely need a way to innoculate kids against post-truth poo poo for when despite clear incompetence and a massive death toll, the baddies come out of this proclaiming themselves the bigly winners.
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Kids are already doing a much better job at seeing through it than the old are. Also strictly the death toll I think is more likely to top out around 300 000 in the immediate term because once about 50% of people have been infected that's likely to reduce the chance of a viable host enough to push the infectivity below 1 even without distancing. So you know, swings and roundabouts.
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