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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

I seriously think Im the only one here without a bank account. :clint:

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Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
been reading this thread on my day off from being a CPA who does taxes.

you want to set up a corporation, which you can probably do on like legal zoom I’m not a lawyer. from there you can get an EIN online as a tax ID, which you will need later. you probably want to set up a separate bank account for the charity, which you can do with a tax ID.

once you’ve got an EIN, you need to fill out Form 1023, which is an application to be recognized as a 501(3)(c) (if you anticipate having under $50,000 of receipts, you can do a 1023-ez). from there, just keep track of your donations and then your disbursements. saving emails/pms of goons asking for money is probably the best way. then just don’t do fraud or crime, and file a form 990/990ez every year and you’re set.

here’s a good guide from the irs: https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/application-process

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Lol still waiting on six weeks worth of unemployment because of our state govt's nitpicking-created backlog instead of just giving everyone the loving money ASAP

anything would help. I have a new venmo ID pm me if you're in a position to help

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
You guys have any mental health podcast recommendations for COVID related challenges like loneliness?

Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



Hey Plinkey I sent you a friend invite on Discord

Reene
Aug 26, 2005

:justpost:

PawParole posted:

how are you supposed to ask plink if you don’t have plat?

the account-privileged thinking only of themselves as always

hey this was a few days ago but I added plat to your account

if anyone else needs plat to reach out to folks itt (or in the mental health thread) please lmk

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Reene posted:

hey this was a few days ago but I added plat to your account

if anyone else needs plat to reach out to folks itt (or in the mental health thread) please lmk

that's awesome Reene, tyvm <3

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sorry, ive been lagging on this, i'ts alot rright now

but email me and let me know

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Reene posted:

hey this was a few days ago but I added plat to your account

if anyone else needs plat to reach out to folks itt (or in the mental health thread) please lmk

Thanks for the help Renee. :)

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Reene posted:

hey this was a few days ago but I added plat to your account

if anyone else needs plat to reach out to folks itt (or in the mental health thread) please lmk

I was proud of being platless, now I’m a plat-gouise dog

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


PawParole posted:

I was proud of being platless, now I’m a plat-gouise dog

fookin plat bourgieosie

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

sans-pulatte

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
i added some more to my monthly contribution cuz it's hard and i have unbelievable luck and family support that many do not

id literally be buyign ammunition with it otherwise

plink keep up the good work

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



I hate asking for help, I was brought up with a good ol' Protestant "earn yer keep" work ethic (like, literally a minister's daughter).

But I'm a a restaurant worker (cook) who lost her job back in March, and there's zero jobs in my area right now. We actually have a sensible governor in my state that's keeping everything closed --- and for good reason! But it sucks for me.

Anyways, I'm getting evicted on July 1st, and I don't know what the gently caress I'm gonna do. I could deal with living out of my 2001 Cavalier, but it's my cat I'm worried about. We need to find a place, or at least appease the loving landlord with some pittance that I just don't have.

Even if some folks could help fund a script for a pair of new glasses, then I could apply for a delivery job. But my eyes suck, too, and my 7 year old glasses got destroyed working over deep-fryers for the last few years. And while I can squint my way thru a kitchen job, I can't see poo poo while driving.

Big ups to all the goons who have helped out itt, and if anyone can point me to resources for getting an optometrist on the cheap, maybe I could take up that Papa Johns (uuuugh) ad. They say they're paying $12/hr, which is p dec in our area.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

optometry no, but for the last decade i've used 39dollarglasses.com and it's been a godsend. the last time they emailed out a coupon was march so the next one should be hitting my inbox any day now.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if you have your script you can get glasses from zenni for like 30 bucks and they can be delivered in like a few days if you pay for the fast shipping Ive been using them for like 5+ years

shoot me a message and I can send you some bucks for glasses, even a backup pair and whatever else will help you not get evicted

if your script doesn't have your PD use a ruler and guess, it should be close enough, there are also guide things you can print online

https://static.zennioptical.com/marketing/information/pd_ruler/pd-ruler-images/Zenni-Optical-PD-Ruler.pdf

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Thanks y'all.

I'm aware of how cheap Zenni and other sites are, but even if I had my old script, they wouldn't do poo poo; I'm in my mid 40's and probably need bifocals. (Keeping with the CSPAM mood, I learned this while doing door-to-door political canvassing. I had to keep flipping my glasses up and down between squinting at house numbers, then looking down at my clipboard and holding it at arms' length.) I can't see things far away like street signs, but I also now can't read text right in front of my face. I really need to see an optometrist and get a new script.

Will PM you, Plinkey, and thanks for all you (and the contributors in this thread) have done.

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005

by Cyrano4747
I got screwed pretty badly and need help with food and this fine, ifvanyonevcwn please help, my info is.


https://cash.me/ravenouswitch

https://cash.me/$nsupervoid

Venmo: @raging-strikes

Synthetic Dreams has issued a correction as of 03:49 on Jun 7, 2020

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Synthetic Dreams posted:

I got screwed pretty badly and need help with food and this fine, ifvanyonevcwn please help, my info is.


https://cash.me/ravenouswitch

https://cash.me/$nsupervoid

Venmo: @raging-strikesl

Make sure you also PM or email Plinkey, the OP; he's pretty much the point man on goonbucks.

OP posted:

try this emai: plinkey@stanknuts.com

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005

by Cyrano4747

Complications posted:

Make sure you also PM or email Plinkey, the OP; he's pretty much the point man on goonbucks.

Thanks. Plinkey has been awesome. I'm on deep poo poo so it feels bad but I appreciate every bit of help I get.

50s girl groupon
Jul 17, 2010

I woke up like this
Plinkey is here to help people deep in poo poo that’s the point :glomp:

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


All we got when capitalism grinds us into dust is each other, you should never feel bad asking plink for help

Plastic Pal
Jun 5, 2004

~ It's you. Only you. ~


Thank you to the stellar goon who helped me with this!!

Wellll...could anyone spot me platinum so I can shoot Plinkey a message? I used to have it but lost it in my hopeful but doomed and ultimately depressing toxx for Bernie ( :( ). My gmail if needed is rumwinetequila

Thanks.

Plastic Pal has issued a correction as of 23:48 on Jun 9, 2020

Plastic Pal
Jun 5, 2004

~ It's you. Only you. ~


Plinkey, I've sent you an email *and* a PM. Thank you. <3

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
Hi. I'm longtime D&Dhead Ok Comboomer. I just got hit with a car repair bill that's about a thousand bucks more than I expected or can afford. I've just about exhausted my school stipend for the next two months, and any help would be deeply appreciated.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Ok Comboomer posted:

Hi. I'm longtime D&Dhead Ok Comboomer. I just got hit with a car repair bill that's about a thousand bucks more than I expected or can afford. I've just about exhausted my school stipend for the next two months, and any help would be deeply appreciated.

post your venmo/paypal and hit up plinkmeister friend

there might be some individuals who can chip in, and idk if plinkey has 2 whole grand but i'm sure he can help w/ something

Plastic Pal
Jun 5, 2004

~ It's you. Only you. ~


Thanks to Plinkey and all contributors to this fund (you are all angels), the greater chunk of the amount I need has been knocked back which is no mean feat in this current historically lovely moment in time where so many are hurting. Goons are THE loving best.

I am staring down the $150 remaining of this sum, and after some reconsideration, I'm gonna set out my alms cup here in the open in case there are random wanderers through this thread who might feel moved to throw in any amount. My CashApp is $fvrdrms , paypal is paypal.me/flatdevice

Once I reach my goal, I'll strikethrough this post; once I'm back on my feet, I intend to become a regular contributor myself, bc goonsocialism rules.

Plastic Pal has issued a correction as of 07:22 on Jun 22, 2020

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Ugh. I really hate doing this.

I'm recently unemployed (due to COVID-19 layoffs at my company) and probably still 2-3 weeks away from receiving any unemployment benefits. I have sold everything I can and even tried to use one of those payday lending places (interest rate 500+ percent) just to try to make it through the next two weeks, but of course they turned me down as I have no income.

ANYTHING goon socialism can provide would help. Honestly, a small short-term loan that I could pay back (with interest!) would be ideal, as I can do so as soon as I receive my first unemployment check.

I promise to contribute to the goon fund as soon as I'm able.

Thank you so much.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

D1E posted:

Ugh. I really hate doing this.

I'm recently unemployed (due to COVID-19 layoffs at my company) and probably still 2-3 weeks away from receiving any unemployment benefits. I have sold everything I can and even tried to use one of those payday lending places (interest rate 500+ percent) just to try to make it through the next two weeks, but of course they turned me down as I have no income.

ANYTHING goon socialism can provide would help. Honestly, a small short-term loan that I could pay back (with interest!) would be ideal, as I can do so as soon as I receive my first unemployment check.

I promise to contribute to the goon fund as soon as I'm able.

Thank you so much.

pm or email me you dufus

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Plinkey posted:

pm or email me you dufus

I PMed over a week ago and never heard anything back. Is email the better option?

gently caress it, I'm 2 weeks out now from me and my cat living out of my car. If anyone wants to help directly:

Paypal is wayne@strangest.space

or click on my av text to buy some of my music. Everything is "pay what you want/can afford". I've had more than a number of folks who I can only assume are goons buying stuff for $6.90 or $4.20 --- if that's one of you, thank you. :)

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I PMed over a week ago and never heard anything back. Is email the better option?

gently caress it, I'm 2 weeks out now from me and my cat living out of my car. If anyone wants to help directly:

Paypal is wayne@strangest.space

or click on my av text to buy some of my music. Everything is "pay what you want/can afford". I've had more than a number of folks who I can only assume are goons buying stuff for $6.90 or $4.20 --- if that's one of you, thank you. :)

sorry, a lot going on with this right now

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I PMed over a week ago and never heard anything back. Is email the better option?

gently caress it, I'm 2 weeks out now from me and my cat living out of my car. If anyone wants to help directly:

Paypal is wayne@strangest.space

or click on my av text to buy some of my music. Everything is "pay what you want/can afford". I've had more than a number of folks who I can only assume are goons buying stuff for $6.90 or $4.20 --- if that's one of you, thank you. :)

Sent a few million, but I'm gonna need a million back.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Plinkey posted:

sorry, a lot going on with this right now

No worries, friend! Just wondering what the best avenue was, I'm just a hot mess of anxiety right now. Take your time, we all appreciate the good yer doing here while civilization collapses around us. :glomp:

mweb
Mar 14, 2019
:five: :nsamad:

I signed up for a small monthly donation to goon fund on patreon

Im also totally ready to help venmo a few bucks to someone in need here

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I sent an email... I'm in absolute poo poo, some hosed up choices are being made rn and I'm not seeing much light possible anywhere in sight in a long tunnel...

My situation has been increasingly hosed up in the past weeks and contemplating homeless resources now as my wife and I have basically exploded.
Lockdown got toxic as gently caress near the end.

I don't like to beg for help but at this point I don't know what to do, this is my paypal [removed]

If anyone can do anything, I will tell the universe to send you all the love in its reserves and pay back as soon as my life starts to make some sense again.

Sorry for even asking and thank you. :(

Bronze Fonz has issued a correction as of 03:21 on Jul 2, 2020

Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



Don't feel bad about needing help.
First things first, you can make a direct link to deposit into your PayPal account by using https://www.paypal.me and doing that you won't have to give out your personal email.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Siegkrow posted:

Don't feel bad about needing help.
First things first, you can make a direct link to deposit into your PayPal account by using https://www.paypal.me and doing that you won't have to give out your personal email.

Thanks!!! Re-anonymized.


e: Actually it gave out my real name, I prefer the fake name email ;)

Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



Ahh. Well yeah I suppose a fake email is better than giving out your real name.
Anyway, did you send a PM or Email to Plinkey? He usually gets around to it at night.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I did but I'm sure he's busy with a lot of people asking the same.

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Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



Like I said, he is usually busy until night time. Don't worry about it right now.

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