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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

 That excavations is incredibly unsafe and buddy there (especially the last pic) is lucky to be alive.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Mulboyne/status/1265221836272316417

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Mister Mind posted:

Hey, we get a nice one :3:

https://twitter.com/dapperhistorian/status/1265352701929545728?s=21

I'm betting it's going to be a location where ritualistic murder-orgies took place. It's impossible for these things to be anything less than ominously evil.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/DrDaliri/status/1265246426725879813

Has sound

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/patrickcotnoir/status/1265389463200505859?s=21

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Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickcotnoir/status/1265389463200505859?s=21

Ha! I know Patrick! Good guy.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

Cocaine Bear posted:

That excavations is incredibly unsafe and buddy there (especially the last pic) is lucky to be alive.
Apparently it's in a vineyard and they are lucky to be able to dig there at all. Would it be possible to shore a trench that narrow?

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1265425220606791682?s=21

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Apparently it's in a vineyard and they are lucky to be able to dig there at all. Would it be possible to shore a trench that narrow?

I'm sure they could rig something up. Easier to just slope or step such a small trench. Looks deceptive, but one of those walls caving in on him in the last photo would represent several tonnes of moving earth and that guy is 100 percent dead. Don't get into trenches, people.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Martenzie/status/1265461581896388608

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Cocaine Bear posted:

Don't get into trenches, people.

whatever, General Haig.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/RafaanDaliri/status/1265199564274888706

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/KySportsRadio/status/1265426007496032261

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/_jorts_/status/1265294975891238913

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 This has been one hell of a Meltdown May

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/_jorts_/status/1265294975891238913

:lol: please click this, the comedy isn't in the embedded preview

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Mak0rz posted:

:lol: please click this, the comedy isn't in the embedded preview

It’s amazing how many jokes are ruined that way

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/dseetharaman/status/1265312209602674688

https://twitter.com/david_stillwell/status/1265355192805048321

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickcotnoir/status/1265389463200505859?s=21

Kermit wasn't responsible for 9/11; Garfield was.

https://twitter.com/InstantSunrise/status/1039700278721662976

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/KySportsRadio/status/1265426007496032261

Lol, wait. His name is like the other name. Did he get publicly fired from the family business?

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1265538228322435077

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Fartington Butts posted:

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1265538228322435077

Western propaganda

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Lol, wait. His name is like the other name. Did he get publicly fired from the family business?

Shannon Huffman is the HR manager not the effigy burner.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Fartington Butts posted:

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1265538228322435077

They have lost the mandate of heaven.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1009163861730168833

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265332166592004101

https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265356512840515588

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lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265332166592004101

https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265356512840515588

Thanks for making my day.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

 Call me old fashioned but that's just wrong and against nature. You can't marry someone with the same name as you. Yuk.

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Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265332166592004101

https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265356512840515588

Please also post if she shares that butterscotch raspberry pudding. I can't imagine a more English-sounding dessert.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cocaine Bear posted:

Call me old fashioned but that's just wrong and against nature. You can't marry someone with the same name as you. Yuk.
It's Adam and Steve not Adam and also another guy named Adam!

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darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Cocaine Bear posted:

Call me old fashioned but that's just wrong and against nature. You can't marry someone with the same name as you. Yuk.

Uncles David.

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Pastry of the Year posted:

https://twitter.com/beckyvenus/status/1264277200376913921

Isn’t this just the Super Mario World map?

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/giantcat9/status/1265605000539103234?s=21

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IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Dick Trauma posted:


https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265356512840515588

https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265360533315878913

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BrennanSpiegel/status/1265119535901732865

:itwaspoo:

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

 https://twitter.com/samsanders/status/1265641693119840256

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

 https://twitter.com/theepicdept/status/1265512869803761664?s=21

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/theepicdept/status/1265512869803761664?s=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftdfHEqDZ-Q

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i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
 Husband gay so what

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