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Chichevache posted:Sport orgy? Is finishing first or last better here?
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2 on 2 boxing but each team has an arm tied together at the wrist
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May 27, 2020 15:31
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How does a sports orgy compare to a vampire orgy?
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May 27, 2020 15:32
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Last one to cum wins. You get recognition for making somebody cum first. MVP for cums production rate (CPR) is highest.
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May 27, 2020 15:32
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Wow that team fighting thing is an even bigger cluster gently caress than I thought it’d be
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May 27, 2020 15:32
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Amy Pole Her posted:Wow that team fighting thing is an even bigger cluster gently caress than I thought it’d be I hadn't before this morning, either. It looks like each of them is determined by whichever team gets a +1 advantage first. As soon as that happens the other team just gets jumped.
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May 27, 2020 15:39
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First question i had was “how is this not immediately determined by submitting the weakest guy quickest” and welp there ya go. Total clusterfuck. What a bad idea
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May 27, 2020 15:40
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Amy Pole Her posted:First question i had was “how is this not immediately determined by submitting the weakest guy quickest” and welp there ya go. Total clusterfuck. What a bad idea The rules: No contact with eyes. No contact with adams apple. No biting. e: lol i'm a horrible person just laughing at the ref dragging away an unconscious body. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRgs6f8YYt0&t=257s Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 15:49 on May 27, 2020 |
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May 27, 2020 15:45
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Daltos is 100% right about the definition of sports but it's also worth mentioning that there's nothing wrong with being an athletic competition rather than a sport, like there's nothing wrong with being a hot dog instead of a sandwich
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May 27, 2020 16:11
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Phobeste posted:Daltos is 100% right about the definition of sports but it's also worth mentioning that there's nothing wrong with being an athletic competition rather than a sport, like there's nothing wrong with being a hot dog instead of a sandwich Doubles tennis is a sport but singles is not? Team fighting is a sport but solo MMA is not?
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May 27, 2020 16:13
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I like how the sweet synchronized jumpkick immediately backfires when one guy is caught in midair and slammed to the ground lmao, and the rest just miss/do nothing.
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May 27, 2020 16:14
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Losing in an orgy is being the person who never finished.Phobeste posted:there's nothing wrong with being a hot dog instead of a sandwich But a hot dog is a sandwich
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May 27, 2020 16:14
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Mr. Nice! posted:Doubles tennis is a sport but singles is not? Team fighting is a sport but solo MMA is not? You're starting to get it now
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May 27, 2020 16:15
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Sports are anything with offense and defense
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May 27, 2020 16:18
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Kalli posted:2 on 2 boxing but each team has an arm tied together at the wrist lol when I was a kid there were some school events in Father's Day that had you and your father tied at the wrist playing soccer, it was a shitshow
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May 27, 2020 16:19
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also that team fighting stuff prompts me to remind everyone that calcio storico is objectively the best sport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imI7dpzKIoE&t=397s
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May 27, 2020 16:22
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Derek Fcking Carr posted:Sports are anything with offense and defense What about debate?
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May 27, 2020 16:23
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Daltos has the right definitions but the wrong way of using them. Golfing and bowling are not sports. They're competitive games where you try to outscore opponents but you can't do anything about your opponent. Tennis is a sport. You are trying to outscore your opponent while preventing them from scoring. Derek Fcking Carr posted:Sports are anything requiring athleticism with offense and defense Chess is not a sport. Debate is not a sport.
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May 27, 2020 16:31
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SKULL.GIF posted:
Standing at a podium for a couple hours is an athletic feat. 
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May 27, 2020 16:36
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Tennis isn't a sport it's an athletic competition I'm not sure why this is so confusing Again athletic competitions aren't a bad thing they're just inferior to sports (ie baseball is an athletic competitions due to the nature of 1 on 1 matchups and is the worst of the four major "sports" even though it's technically not one)
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May 27, 2020 16:41
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sports have to involve 'clubs' or 'teams' whose members kiss each other in a locker room
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May 27, 2020 16:53
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Doltos posted:Tennis isn't a sport it's an athletic competition I'm not sure why this is so confusing An athletic competition is the 400m sprint or swimming or the high jump or American Ninja Warrior. These athletes are competing on even ground to see who's the most athletic, and cannot directly affect the outcomes of their competitors. Tennis is not that. The "best athlete" doesn't win by default -- the winner is the person who defeats their opponents until there are none remaining. You have to simultaneously be a good enough athlete and a good enough tennis player to win. This dynamic is present regardless if it's singles or doubles.
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May 27, 2020 16:53
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May 27, 2020 16:54
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jeopardy is an athletic competition. three peoples’ thumb muscles versus a mustached know it all
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May 27, 2020 16:54
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Kalli posted:2 on 2 boxing but each team has an arm tied together at the wrist like a 3 legged race but for boxing? I'm down.
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May 27, 2020 16:56
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It’s interesting 1) Pete Carrol and Steve Kerr apparently have a podcast on the ringer, 2) Pete said so far C19 hasn’t really set teams behind at all but will start to now, so if attitudes about the season are going to change you might see that snowball starting to roll. (Season still starting on time with fans so it doesn’t matter)
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May 27, 2020 16:57
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JPrime posted:like a 3 legged race but for boxing? I'm down. Goddamnit I'm bored enough I'm actually thinking about this. I think the tied together arms would actually end up being the most effective punch with decent coordination since that's the only way both guys could get their hips into things.
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May 27, 2020 17:04
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Doltos posted:Tennis isn't a sport it's an athletic competition I'm not sure why this is so confusing Football is an athletic competition when teams are in man defense but it's a sport when they play zone Basketball is a sport except when Kobe Bryant played for the Lakers or that playoff game LeBron had against the Pistons in 2006, those were athletic competitions Soccer is a sport except for penalty kicks, those are an athletic competition Golf is a sport unless it's in match play, then it's an athletic competition Fencing? Always an athletic competition.
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May 27, 2020 17:05
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Is competitive eating a sport?
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May 27, 2020 17:14
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Is posting a sport? EDIT: Is determining what is or is not a sport a sport unto itself?
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May 27, 2020 17:16
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May 27, 2020 17:21
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Phobeste posted:Daltos is 100% right about the definition of sports He is! Until you look it up.
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May 27, 2020 17:23
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The Dave posted:It’s interesting 1) Pete Carrol and Steve Kerr apparently have a podcast on the ringer, 2) Pete said so far C19 hasn’t really set teams behind at all but will start to now, so if attitudes about the season are going to change you might see that snowball starting to roll. The best thing that podcast has done so far was landing an interview with Bill Murray.
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May 27, 2020 17:26
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I want Pete Carroll’s thoughts on some of the Covid conspiracy’s.
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May 27, 2020 17:44
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1v1 tug of war: athletic competition 2v2 tug of war: sport?
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May 27, 2020 17:45
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Spoeank posted:1v1 tug of war: athletic competition you're trying to make sense out of what is left of daltos' battered brain, i fear it is a fool's endeavor
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May 27, 2020 18:13
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Baseball is an athletic competition when the bases are empty but a sport when a man is on. Also double plays are sports but fielder's choices are athletic competitions.
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May 27, 2020 18:17
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Amy Pole Her posted:He is! Until you look it up. We're talking about objectively correct definitions here not the common misconception encoded in the dictionaries foisted on us by the capitalist elite
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May 27, 2020 18:20
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JPrime posted:you're trying to make sense out of what is left of daltos' battered brain, i fear it is a fool's endeavor Uncalled for rudeness in a benign conversation
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May 27, 2020 18:21
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fartknocker posted:Is posting a sport? Sure is. You're looking at a beer league bench warmer.
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