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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

:cumpolice:

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BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
Got sick of Andy's takes on Corbyn and dropped the podcast, will just get exposure to Bob from Twitter.


He won't let me dooooown!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Guavanaut posted:

:lmao:

The best one was that Boston senator who went off on one on twitter after some well publicized killings of American police officers about how anyone who in any way supports the killing of police should be ejected from society and then pictures surfaced of him handing huge checks to the PIRA in the 80s.

Back then there was a lot of fund raisers in the US, under 'Celebrating Irish Heritage' but secretly funding 'The Cause'.
Sinn Fein politicians would go for a few weeks over in the US, doing the tour of fund raisers.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

happyhippy posted:

Back then there was a lot of fund raisers in the US, under 'Celebrating Irish Heritage' but secretly funding 'The Cause'.
Sinn Fein politicians would go for a few weeks over in the US, doing the tour of fund raisers.

There's a photo or video somewhere online of Trump and Gerry Adams at an IRA fund raiser. (Phone posting so sorry no link.)

O-Unit
Oct 22, 2005

Re: this contact tracing system. I've seen it described as a self-isolation "order", but I've more widely seen it phrased as people "will be asked to self-isolate", people "should avoid leaving their home for any reason", people "will be told to stay at home", etc.

Are there any plans to actually enforce this at all? Or is it all based on the honors system? Because I know at least a dozen people for whom sticking to their own voluntary personal lockdown whilst completely healthy will be impossible, and maybe a half dozen more who literally won't be able to afford to take such measures if they're only being paid a fraction of what they need to pay the bills, especially if they're asked to self-isolate for 2wks multiple times (I'm assuming there'll be no extra financial support from government and employees will only get SSP at £95.85/wk, or £0 if they're self-employed)

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!



I saw Geoff Capes tear a phonebook in half when I was about four. I didn't know who he was but I remember my sister complaining bitterly that he "bent it and stuff" before tearing it. It made a really distinctive noise. I totally forgot the event until about three years ago when I heard the noise in my dreams, sat up in bed and loudly said "GEOFF CAPES". My wife still brings it up occasionally.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Sanford posted:

I saw Geoff Capes tear a phonebook in half when I was about four. I didn't know who he was but I remember my sister complaining bitterly that he "bent it and stuff" before tearing it. It made a really distinctive noise. I totally forgot the event until about three years ago when I heard the noise in my dreams, sat up in bed and loudly said "GEOFF CAPES". My wife still brings it up occasionally.

You should tweet this important geoff capes news.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/1266002706872836098

another mistake how unfortunate

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/peterjukes/status/1266016994236796929?s=20

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


couldn't even find a horse the right colour to match his racist joke

he should have ridden it to Barnard Castle

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/samjknights/status/1266006126526631936?s=20

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
:chloe:

I also just read in the guardian that this Cummings fellow used to work for the spectator until

quote:

However, biographies of Cummings often overlook his brief journalism career at the Spectator. In 2006 the future prime ministerial aide left his position as the magazine’s online boss after he briefly published a cartoon on the Spectator’s website of the prophet Muhammad with a bomb in his turban, following the lead of a Danish newspaper which had prompted an international row about the limits of free speech.

I'm beginning to think there might be an undercurrent of racism in these rarified posho circles?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Bertrand Russell, you say?

Bertrand Russell posted:

The method of a leisure class without duties was, however, extraordinarily wasteful. None of the members of the class had to be taught to be industrious, and the class as a whole was not exceptionally intelligent. The class might produce one Darwin, but against him had to be set tens of thousands of country gentlemen who never thought of anything more intelligent than fox-hunting and punishing poachers.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




loving. Hell.

I don't know what's worse. The decrepid poo poo himself or the people trying to engage him in lighthearted debate.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

When they say chillingham castle is the most haunted place in britain it's probably just the weird old ghoul in the crypt.

Also as I have said previously, I have fondled that man's halberd.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




for some really weird reason i just remembered reading about how lots of british aristocracy were pro-nazi before ww2

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

peanut- posted:

Interesting that Switzerland has been easing measures for weeks is getting almost completely out of lock down on Monday, after a generally lighter touch approach than us for the entire period. Schools went back weeks ago, though they did close them a week before we did.

I wonder in the final accounting how much difference various levels of lock down will be judged to have made. The results seem so random between different countries.

Switzerland banned public gatherings over 1000 people from 28th of Feb, at which point there were less than 20 recorded cases. Local authorities could decide on banning smaller gatherings. They also closed the border to Italy at some point. Some harder hit areas enforced strict measures IIRC but overall Switzerland escaped being in the group of worst-hit countries with what measures they did put in + the timing.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

hemale in pain posted:

for some really weird reason i just remembered reading about how lots of british aristocracy were pro-nazi before ww2

Still are.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

It just the divine right of kings hurriedly updated to account for natural selection.

Anyway, rich people have reduced selective pressure; by his account they should get stupider over time not smarter.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1266011232060018695

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

hemale in pain posted:

for some really weird reason i just remembered reading about how lots of british aristocracy were pro-nazi before ww2

Right to the top - there's a home-movie of the Queen Mother (gawd bless 'er) and Edward the VIII teaching their children the Nazi Salute

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33578174

Renfield fucked around with this message at 16:14 on May 28, 2020

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


Closed stadiums though so it's only going to be dozens of people travelling around the country rather than thousands. Still a bad idea though unless whatever accommodation they stay in is sterile and secure.

I guess it might get a few idiots to stay home on the weekends rather than socialising? Probably more than ruined by watch parties though.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

namesake posted:

Closed stadiums though so it's only going to be dozens of people travelling around the country rather than thousands. Still a bad idea though unless whatever accommodation they stay in is sterile and secure.

I guess it might get a few idiots to stay home on the weekends rather than socialising? Probably more than ruined by watch parties though.

Germany is handling it perfectly fine.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

lol remember when we thought coronavirus would matter

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

EvilHawk posted:

Germany is handling it perfectly fine.

They're handling a lot of things better than the UK is.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Manchester United players personal brand contracts require them to do autograph signings with the public at least twice a season or something just insane like that.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

can't wait for dominic cummings to condemn these out-of-touch elites

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

so thats why johnson is doing the briefing today

move on
FOOTBALL
move on
OPENING THE PUBS
move on

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I think the general strategy now is pulling everything forward both to cover for their mistakes of the past and with the mistaken idea that if X measures are dropped then as the contagion spreads again people will be happy with only restoring X/2 measures to tackle them.

Nothing should be getting relaxed until cases are lower, tracking is better and unions agree with whatever the proposals are.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
Just been told got to return to work on the 1st - Oh joy :suicide:

Nothing like the unnecessary manufacture of poo poo for it to just accumulate in a big pile and not be moved for six months.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pesky Splinter posted:

the unnecessary manufacture of poo poo for it to just accumulate in a big pile and not be moved for six months.
:capitalism:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/walesape/status/1265946702076416000?s=20

I used to sell timber to the bloke that runs the place. Their van stank to high heaven but they do good work.

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

I'm hearing bad things from my academic friends in terms of universities - cutting loads of seasonal staff, switching courses to distance learning only, intake being the lowest it's been for years. Is this

*turns to camera*

Educatiogeddon?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
"The Senedd has decided not to provide emergency funding to support them."

That's my Welsh government!

I don't know what the fuckers actually do. The only money to be made here is from tourism. And those are hosed. Wonder how bad it's going to get.

For an example of Welsh governing: Colwyn Bay council vacillated on whether to fix it's famous pier for two decades until it just fell apart in a storm one day.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 16:45 on May 28, 2020

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


My sister is a headteacher and their discussions around school reopening plans have been completely derailed by one of her colleagues inadvertently revealing that she thought "glow in the dark" was "glow and the dark". It's come up in every meeting since. Personally I think she shouldn't be allowed to teach any more.


sassassin posted:

https://twitter.com/walesape/status/1265946702076416000?s=20

I used to sell timber to the bloke that runs the place. Their van stank to high heaven but they do good work.

Sign this pls. Worked in a zoo in Wales many many years ago and they were nice beasts.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Some interesting stuff in the ONS survey today, though I don't understand it nearly well enough to meaningfully assess it. Based on their samples, they're estimating 133,000 cases in England between 11/05 and 24/05, with the asymptomatic rate being 79%. That's asymptomatic on the day of testing though.

Skilbs
Jul 20, 2006


I was told today that my employer won't be continuing to furlough me past the end of July. There might be some work appearing soon that will mean I can come back to work from furlough then but as it stands I have been given 2 months' notice. This is likely to be happening to everyone who works here. I expected this as there is no work to do apart from a skeleton crew so there is no money to pay for even a 20% contribution. I suspect this is deliberate to force people out of work onto UC and that later they will revert the furlough scheme to its original form but disqualify us from being brought back onto furlough.

Some of you may remember I had been receiving threats from other employees about my union activity. Nothing ever came from that but the majority of people just accepted the paycut so it was imposed on everyone who didn't get furloughed. Word is some departments stuck together and are not receiving paycuts.

We were planning on buying a house this year but now I expect most of the deposit will be going to our landlord instead.

Hopefully now filming is slowly starting up around the world they are able to get enough stuff recorded to keep us busy during the second wave. Or will the Snyder Cut save me?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Yeah lockdown it's definitely over until we all start dying again. We can now meet up to 6 people from outside our household at a time.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Their presentations use the same PowerPoint template as my work does. Cheap fucks.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Yeah lockdown it's definitely over until we all start dying again. We can now meet up to 6 people from outside our household at a time.

lol I think what's most offensive is the fact they're even trying to keep up the pretence at this point, that's both completely unenforceable and also so completely arbitrary that everyone will quite rightly say if 6 is safe why is 7 unsafe etc..

not that I haven't seen dozens of groups of that size over the last few weeks anyway

just go full Republican and open the bloodgates now rather than keeping up this farce of a "careful measured reopening" you loving ghouls

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Yeah lockdown it's definitely over until we all start dying again. We can now meet up to 6 people from outside our household at a time.

The secret is to never stop dying in large numbers

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