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jre posted:Waits anxiously for the new celtic strip design It's gonna be vertical loops lol
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May 28, 2020 14:28
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jre posted:Waits anxiously for the new celtic strip design Gonna be 8 3/4 stripes on it.
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May 28, 2020 16:27
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CyberPingu posted:Gonna be 8 3/4 stripes on it. Big Jock knew e: misread
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May 28, 2020 16:48
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It’s a series of asterisks that resemble a hoop
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May 28, 2020 17:16
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 Harry's been on the pies it seems
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May 28, 2020 17:43
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c0burn posted:
Mark Viduka would be proud
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May 28, 2020 17:45
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How do footballers so frequently appear to put on weight like mad? Is it because of the usual high energy, high calorie usage of their lives suddenly shutting themselves as soon as they don’t run about every day? e: or are they just thick as pig poo poo and eat a dozen pies a day?
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May 28, 2020 18:51
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Sandwolf posted:How do footballers so frequently appear to put on weight like mad? Is it because of the usual high energy, high calorie usage of their lives suddenly shutting themselves as soon as they don’t run about every day? It’s both, op
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May 28, 2020 18:55
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Sandwolf posted:How do footballers so frequently appear to put on weight like mad? Is it because of the usual high energy, high calorie usage of their lives suddenly shutting themselves as soon as they don’t run about every day? Before the COVID exclusion began, I was at the gym 4 days a week working out hard. That also required a bunch of eating, and when I couldn't go to the gym anymore, even though I tried to compensate by eating less, I still put on a weight without even noticing it. I imagine it's even worse for pro footballers who burn a lot more calories in their normal footballer lifestyles than I do.
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May 28, 2020 19:01
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Sandwolf posted:How do footballers so frequently appear to put on weight like mad? Is it because of the usual high energy, high calorie usage of their lives suddenly shutting themselves as soon as they don’t run about every day? Going from burning thousands of extra calories doing athletics and having professional nutritionists prepare food for you at the club to suddenly lounging around your house all day preparing your own food when you never learned to cook because you've been a millionaire since age 17 means people like Kane (or Rooney) who don't have freakishly fast metabolisms put on weight practically overnight.
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May 28, 2020 19:56
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vyelkin posted:Going from burning thousands of extra calories doing athletics and having professional nutritionists prepare food for you at the club to suddenly lounging around your house all day preparing your own food when you never learned to cook because you've been a millionaire since age 17 means people like Kane (or Rooney) who don't have freakishly fast metabolisms put on weight practically overnight. nice post / av / av text combo
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May 29, 2020 02:57
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Definitely buying this shirt. It will look like poo poo on TV but up close I reckon it's decent. And it's weird, which is nice.
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May 29, 2020 11:26
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vyelkin posted:Going from burning thousands of extra calories doing athletics and having professional nutritionists prepare food for you at the club to suddenly lounging around your house all day preparing your own food when you never learned to cook because you've been a millionaire since age 17 means people like Kane (or Rooney) who don't have freakishly fast metabolisms put on weight practically overnight.
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May 29, 2020 14:04
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I saw a video a long time ago of Jan Vertonghen going down to a store, buying a bunch of sand which poo poo, then being real proud of some sub he made. https://youtu.be/uV93COxR4mA "Perfect."
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May 29, 2020 14:15
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Vegetable posted:I can't imagine footballers cook for themselves even in these times. Would be surprised if clubs weren't shipping them pre-cooked meals every day. This may be true but footballers are also incredibly dumb so I wouldn't trust them to eat properly when not under constant supervision at the actual club facilities. They may not be prepping their own food at home but they're probably just as likely to eat a delivery pizza as food the club sends them. trem_two posted:nice post / av / av text combo 
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May 29, 2020 14:30
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Vinestalk posted:I saw a video a long time ago of Jan Vertonghen going down to a store, buying a bunch of sand which poo poo, then being real proud of some sub he made. What do the Dutch make? I've never heard of a Dutch restaurant. Then again I just eat rice and beans until I can't breathe every day so...
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May 29, 2020 14:59
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Dutch cuisine is mostly mystery meat in a weird sauce
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May 29, 2020 15:44
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didn't shelvey get mocked on twitter when he advertised for a personal chef? was even going to pay them £60k a year which is probably more than 99% of chefs earn
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May 29, 2020 15:55
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Jose posted:didn't shelvey get mocked on twitter when he advertised for a personal chef? was even going to pay them £60k a year which is probably more than 99% of chefs earn Big Ron got a personal chef when he was only 20 or something.
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May 29, 2020 16:06
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If I could afford a personal chef I 100% would, Even someone to organise, make and buy a meal plan for the week for me.
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May 29, 2020 16:16
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Jose posted:didn't shelvey get mocked on twitter when he advertised for a personal chef? was even going to pay them £60k a year which is probably more than 99% of chefs earn I made fun of him for it because it was part of his months-long commitment to being a serious professional and try to secure an England callup but he was back on the pies and midweek pints by October.
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May 29, 2020 16:21
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Weaponized Cum posted:What do the Dutch make? I've never heard of a Dutch restaurant. Then again I just eat rice and beans until I can't breathe every day so... Shitloads of carbs and fried things, bitterballen, fries, kroketten, frikandel (kind of like a mincemeat hotdog), they have vending machines in front of shops that keep all these things heated and ready to go They can eat all this poo poo because they're always cycling everywhere and are the tallest people in the world so have high metabolisms and base calorie requirements The weed probably helps too
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May 29, 2020 16:22
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Could Shelvey be as good as Xavi if he didn't live in an atrocious country like England? An investigation
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May 29, 2020 16:23
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Brass Hand posted:Big Ron got a personal chef when he was only 20 or something. Wayne Rooney ate curries and smoked. Ronaldo is still going like a loving Terminator while Rooney is ... well, not. Let people mock and laugh, when your entire livelihood is based on your ability to be in peak physical condition and you will earn millions for doing that, it makes perfect sense to give yourself every possible advantage.
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May 29, 2020 16:39
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Der Shovel posted:Wayne Rooney ate curries and smoked. Ronaldo is still going like a loving Terminator while Rooney is ... well, not.
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May 29, 2020 16:46
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James Milner is probably a better comparison tbh. Doesnt drink and probably eats everything boiled or grilled.
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May 29, 2020 16:55
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Loves a Ribena though
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May 29, 2020 17:24
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c0burn posted:Loves a Ribena though Only after a big title win.
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May 29, 2020 18:08
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jesus WEP posted:ronaldo is a genetic freak, rooney could have lived like a monk for 32 years and he’d still be mostly done Rooney was playing a shitload of games from 16 while Ronaldo came on a bit later, but I agree it’s mostly due to how serious Ronaldo is as a professional. Rooney reminds me of Owen, using up all his battery early after bursting through as a kid
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May 29, 2020 19:13
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Brass Hand posted:Big Ron got a personal chef when he was only 20 or something. I wonder if he called him the same names as he did Desailly jesus WEP posted:ronaldo is a genetic freak, rooney could have lived like a monk for 32 years and he’d still be mostly done big crush on Chad OMG posted:Rooney was playing a shitload of games from 16 while Ronaldo came on a bit later, but I agree it’s mostly due to how serious Ronaldo is as a professional. Rooney reminds me of Owen, using up all his battery early after bursting through as a kid Yeah you'd be surprised how much not recovering properly curtails your ability when it compounds the way it does for professional athletes over a 20 or so year period. Every time Rooney let himself slip back into bad habits, every piss up, every lovely food, every early return from injury, didn't just add up it multiplied. No one can endure that sort of on field exertion and poor after care and be in peak condition well approaching 40, genetics schmenetics. Ronaldo has been a professional first team player for pretty much as long as Rooney has, he was starting for Sporting when we signed him. Good recovery, the right food, being willing to rest rather than burn the midnight oil, make for a pretty robust human. Owen's problem was a complete lack of proper warm up/down and recovery, and rushing back from injuries. You can't keep loving over your hamstrings, rely on pace, and expect a fruitful career. He's a loving knob head, but it's a shame his talent died so quickly. Even in his time at United you could see the instinct and eye for goal but he just didn't have the quickness to take advantage of it any more nor could he adapt his game to compensate.
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May 29, 2020 19:41
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Weaponized Cum posted:What do the Dutch make? I've never heard of a Dutch restaurant. Then again I just eat rice and beans until I can't breathe every day so... Jan Vertonghen is not Dutch op. Mods???
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May 29, 2020 19:54
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oliwan posted:Jan Vertonghen is not Dutch op. Mods??? 
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May 29, 2020 20:13
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It's not football but... https://twitter.com/chrispolanco/status/1266580722103574529?s=19
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May 30, 2020 09:54
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excellent tekkers, but there's no way that dude didn't fracture a metatarsal kicking a grenade into orbit
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May 30, 2020 10:59
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Jose posted:It's not football but... Needs a soundtrack https://i.imgur.com/MNKTx4l.mp4
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May 30, 2020 11:05
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That’s going to loving hurt
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May 30, 2020 11:22
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https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1266684158039990272?s=20
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May 30, 2020 11:55
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Jose posted:It's not football but... literally just came into this thread to post this
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May 30, 2020 16:53
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Not that it isn’t cool as hell but that’s from months ago in Lebanon right?
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Saudis??
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