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NofrikinfuN posted:I love eating in general, but if I could take a food pill every day that was cheaper than stocking a fridge I absolutely would. I unironically wanted Soylent to not be deadly garbage juice so it would eventually become food pills, cooking is great and so is eating good stuff but man would that be insanely convenient to just be able to pop a pill at meal time and not lose or gain weight unless I specifically subtracted or added pills to the pile in my dream-utopia the food pills are also gummy worms and dosage is handled by worm length, in accordance with the prophecy edit: since this is a page snipe, here's the current-gen version of the food worm, this food worm pill is 4000 calories in a manageable three-pound package https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07XFH5HZ3?tag=duc12-20&linkCode=osi&th=1&psc=1
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blatman posted:I unironically wanted Soylent to not be deadly garbage juice so it would eventually become food pills, cooking is great and so is eating good stuff but man would that be insanely convenient to just be able to pop a pill at meal time and not lose or gain weight unless I specifically subtracted or added pills to the pile Isn't that just 4000 calories of sugar though? Not really many vitamins or proteins in it.
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:03 |
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wouldn't not eating food gently caress up your guts?
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blatman posted:
I'm pretty sure that's a sex toy.
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:05 |
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Egg Moron posted:wouldn't not eating food gently caress up your guts? your microbiome craves sustenance
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TMMadman posted:I'm pretty sure that's a sex toy. If you are brave enough, isn't anything?
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:07 |
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blatman posted:I unironically wanted Soylent to not be deadly garbage juice so it would eventually become food pills, cooking is great and so is eating good stuff but man would that be insanely convenient to just be able to pop a pill at meal time and not lose or gain weight unless I specifically subtracted or added pills to the pile A three pound slab is a manageable package?
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:08 |
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Egg Moron posted:wouldn't not eating food gently caress up your guts? what if we take the pill, crush it up, and mix it together with a bunch of water and fiber. I call it Food2.0™
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Lansdowne posted:what if we take the pill, crush it up, and mix it together with a bunch of water and fiber. Just put a bunch of multivitamins and cardboard into a blender, Bing bong so simple.
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Lansdowne posted:what if we take the pill, crush it up, and mix it together with a bunch of water and fiber. oh good, food with just as much work and none of the flavor
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NofrikinfuN posted:oh good, food with just as much work and none of the flavor but just think of the returns to shareholders
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:16 |
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food pills that replace eating with a pill sounds like nightmare dystopia material as food itself becomes a luxury for the rich and we're all told never eating again is good for the environment this is also my take on kids, you reflexive bootlickers Hodgepodge has issued a correction as of 17:26 on May 29, 2020 |
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Lansdowne posted:what if we take the pill, crush it up, and mix it together with a bunch of water and fiber. Hydrate level 4 please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKL4q_NeDK4
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:18 |
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I would like lembas
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:18 |
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Viral marketing for Ape Escape 4
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euphronius posted:I would like lembas nerd
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euphronius posted:I would like lembas Just eat baklava, close enough
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:33 |
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TMMadman posted:I'm pretty sure that's a sex toy. oh god that didn't even occur to me but i'm 100% sure you're right
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:41 |
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lmao if 230 gets repealed either everybody just chooses to ignore that it happened, or the entire structure of internet discourse implodes overnight
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:55 |
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whenever soylent comes up, I always think back to that guy who drank nothing but Soylent for an entire month, but the catch was he was also on some super strong antibiotic that annihilated his entire gut biome because it basically just sat there for the whole time killing absolutely everything instead of passing like it would if you ate food
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Epic High Five posted:lmao Then we can nationalize it and treat it as the public utility that it is!
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Epic High Five posted:whenever soylent comes up, I always think back to that guy who drank nothing but Soylent for an entire month, but the catch was he was also on some super strong antibiotic that annihilated his entire gut biome because it basically just sat there for the whole time killing absolutely everything instead of passing like it would if you ate food Do you mean the guy who invented Soylent, because he did that on purpose so that he would no longer poo poo so that he used less water flushing. He also wore only synthetic coveralls from AliExpress by the bale to save water on washing them. I think he "washed" them in the freezer like denim nerds
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groege bush found the wmds.. lol..
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Maya Fey posted:groege bush found the wmds.. lol.. enjoy 2003 while you can
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# ? May 29, 2020 18:04 |
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theyre making a food 2 and theres going to be twice as many options on the taco bell menu now
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Jazerus posted:enjoy 2003 while you can time is a flat circle
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# ? May 29, 2020 18:06 |
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when will mad cow disease start spiking b/c of all the deregulation of food now? tbh i've always planned on going vegan anyway
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# ? May 29, 2020 18:06 |
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SO are we still doing the daily pandemic press conferences or was that from like 60 years ago
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# ? May 29, 2020 18:08 |
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Throatwarbler posted:SO are we still doing the daily pandemic press conferences or was that from like 60 years ago oh right, the "pandemic" #fakenews #takemetrumpdaddy
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Korean Boomhauer posted:when will mad cow disease start spiking b/c of all the deregulation of food now? should I actually buy that instant pot now because that's a good point about the cow madness
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# ? May 29, 2020 18:24 |
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blatman posted:should I actually buy that instant pot now because that's a good point about the cow madness the way most businesses operate, i would be surprised if they didnt have literal pallets of mad cow meat lying around that they shipped the moment the regulations changed
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Throatwarbler posted:SO are we still doing the daily pandemic press conferences or was that from like 60 years ago we'll get one as soon as another biotech startup scam ceo calls trump about an exciting investment opportunity because they have this new treatment you see
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blatman posted:should I actually buy that instant pot now because that's a good point about the cow madness If you can get one I'd jump at the chance now. I waited for ages until the 8qt finally was available over here and it is really super versatile. Apropos pandemic: Unsoaked chickpeas or beans are a breeze so you don't need to remember to water them. And the 8qt is large enough to make stock from whole chickens, lamb bones etc.
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# ? May 29, 2020 18:35 |
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NofrikinfuN posted:the way most businesses operate, i would be surprised if they didnt have literal pallets of mad cow meat lying around that they shipped the moment the regulations changed just glad that b ig crate labelled "prions" is out of the warehouse, tbqh
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Hopper posted:If you can get one I'd jump at the chance now. I waited for ages until the 8qt finally was available over here and it is really super versatile. I got the 8qt too and love it, the extra size is great and I've not had to adjust any recipes built for the more common 6qt yet
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Epic High Five posted:I got the 8qt too and love it, the extra size is great and I've not had to adjust any recipes built for the more common 6qt yet I like that I can stuff a whole cabbage in one and cook it through in less than ten minutes
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You normally don't need to alter it at all, the only caveat is the 8qt needs 2 cups of liqiud minimum according to the manual if you have less than that you need to scale up the recipe a little. Also try the famous butter chicken recipe it blew my mind.
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# ? May 29, 2020 18:40 |
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Maya Fey posted:groege bush found the wmds.. lol.. that’s the good poo poo
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https://twitter.com/JonathanTamari/status/1266376032271007749 lol hoo boy if this has been running around the Senate for a while
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